Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[Xenomorph]

I hate to link a Keemstar video but I'm going to make on exception here. At the timestamp I linked, they go on about how we the audience don't see what goes on behind the scenes. I call bullshit. You mean to tell me that a vlog channel wouldn't upload BTS footage of a prank? These parents are whores and they'd upload anything for money but yet they don't upload BTS footage.

Keemstar is the end result of being parented like this, they grow up to be Keem.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Dad's probably gonna livestream the mass shooting when it happens.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Threadbanned dynastia cause no one could ignore him. Will clean up in the morning.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

been lurking around his channel and found his psn account https://psnprofiles.com/DaddyOFive82

http://archive.is/w74No

 

[Thots & Prayers]

DaddyofFive and MommyofFive are pieces of shit, but something is not adding up with the mother.

Re: ODD diagnosis prior to living with the father. The mom said Mike split shortly after Cody was born. ODD can develop from all sorts of things, but it was pointed out a few pages back that trauma is the source of it.

Re: The attorney. The mom has no money then comes up with $10k that was never reimbursed when the courts filed a motion for her to withdraw due to conflict of interest? Wouldn't an attorney know what is/is not conflict of interest? The judge/commissioner? Supposing the money was a retainer fee, then I would think that another attorney can take on the case.

If the state of Maryland requires the Mom to have counsel, then shouldn't
there also be an indigency hearing since she can't afford an attorney?

The idea of someone forging documents for custody just seems so incredible. Maybe I am jaded from my own clients, but if someone says they have a good heart as a way to describe themselves, it's equivalent to the "nice guys" crap.

Either way, these kids deserve better than to be raised by people in their 30s that utter the phrase, "It's just a prank bruh" unironically

 

[Xenomorph]

DaddyofFive and MommyofFive are pieces of shit, but something is not adding up with the mother.

Re: ODD diagnosis prior to living with the father. The mom said Mike split shortly after Cody was born. ODD can develop from all sorts of things, but it was pointed out a few pages back that trauma is the source of it.

Re: The attorney. The mom has no money then comes up with $10k that was never reimbursed when the courts filed a motion for her to withdraw due to conflict of interest? Wouldn't an attorney know what is/is not conflict of interest? The judge/commissioner? Supposing the money was a retainer fee, then I would think that another attorney can take on the case.

If the state of Maryland requires the Mom to have counsel, then shouldn't
there also be an indigency hearing since she can't afford an attorney?

The idea of someone forging documents for custody just seems so incredible. Maybe I am jaded from my own clients, but if someone says they have a good heart as a way to describe themselves, it's equivalent to the "nice guys" crap.

Either way, these kids deserve better than to be raised by people in their 30s that utter the phrase, "It's just a prank bruh" unironically

Yeah I mentioned it earlier something doesnt smell right with the biological Mother either. For all we know she really is a dirty meth-head who has mental issues too. Personally, I dont think she gave one shit about those kids till it went national news. Funny how she crawls out of the woodwork once the news and bigger you tubers got involved in the story.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

This is a John Waters film gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Well, it IS Maryland.

 

[tehpope]

Dad's probably gonna livestream the mass shooting when it happens.

hopefully its something more lulzy like him jacking off on a street corner in Baltimore.

 

[Lalala]

OMG He's worse than Chris Chan.

Maybe we should hack his account and only give it back if he puts all his kids up for adoption.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, it IS Maryland.

There was one video where Cody pooped on the floor, right? Well, the Mom's fat enough to be Divine...

Spoiler: You know where I'm going with this

Unlike Divine, she wholly deserves to eat shit and die.

 

[HickoryDickory]

DaddyofFive and MommyofFive are pieces of shit, but something is not adding up with the mother.

Re: ODD diagnosis prior to living with the father. The mom said Mike split shortly after Cody was born. ODD can develop from all sorts of things, but it was pointed out a few pages back that trauma is the source of it.

Re: The attorney. The mom has no money then comes up with $10k that was never reimbursed when the courts filed a motion for her to withdraw due to conflict of interest? Wouldn't an attorney know what is/is not conflict of interest? The judge/commissioner? Supposing the money was a retainer fee, then I would think that another attorney can take on the case.

If the state of Maryland requires the Mom to have counsel, then shouldn't
there also be an indigency hearing since she can't afford an attorney?

The idea of someone forging documents for custody just seems so incredible. Maybe I am jaded from my own clients, but if someone says they have a good heart as a way to describe themselves, it's equivalent to the "nice guys" crap.

Either way, these kids deserve better than to be raised by people in their 30s that utter the phrase, "It's just a prank bruh" unironically

Yeah, it was difficult to parse through the livestream with the audio going in and out. The Mom has her own issues and kept involving her children with a guy who she claims tried to kill Cody in the womb and didn't want him to begin with, aside from being physically abusive, manipulating and controlling towards her from what she said.

Is she just stressed and ignorant of how to get help to go through the system? And her other claims of Michael having such power that he can convince at least five lawyers and two judges to ignore her pleas just seems really weird.

 

[ghostyTrickster]

Threadbanned dynastia cause no one could ignore him. Will clean up in the morning.

fftopic:Seriously this is probably the most basic unwritten forum rule, how can you guys mess it up that badly fftopic:

been lurking around his channel and found his psn account https://psnprofiles.com/DaddyOFive82

http://archive.is/w74No

Now that it's out there I hope people leave it alone, the kids are more likely to be using it than the parents and they don't need any garbage being sent to them, they are just kids after all

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is she just stressed and ignorant of how to get help to go through the system, or are her other claims of Michael having such power that he can convince at least five lawyers and two judges to ignore her pleas just seems really weird.

She's using what little brain cells she has to place all the blame on him just in case. She is smart enough to know she can play the victim and people will always believe it but too dumb to make up convincing things to say.

 

[Xenomorph]

hopefully its something more lulzy like him jacking off on a street corner in Baltimore.

Or eating dog shit like Divine did in Pink Flamingos.

 

[Cake Farts]

Threadbanned dynastia cause no one could ignore him. Will clean up in the morning.

Kek by then we'd probably all be doxed.

Maybe we should hack his account and only give it back if he puts all his kids up for adoption.

Is our autism that lethal to where we could pull it off?

 

[Yaks]

I think the worst of it is how that video was done. You just know the Dad said "okay when Mom cries I want you all to go up to her and hug her ok?"
If he had nothing to be ashamed of why is he deleting all of it?

He isn't. People are flagging the youtube videos and they're being taken down.

 

[multiverse]

Oh the mom also sounds like she's unbalanced - she admitted to being bipolar at the same time she revealed Mike's bipolar (she claims she's medicated; he's not. She certainly SOUNDED very medicated.)

However: she never abused her children live on camera and profited from it. That's one mark in her favor in my book.

 

[Gordon Cole]

This comment is too good not to share:

 

[BrunoMattei]

This is a John Waters film gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Holy fuck you're right! The mom is basically the egg lady and the douchebag "bro" dad is like Crackers.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

If he wants to exploit his children for e-fame, why doesn't he put them on hormones like a normal parent?