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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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Marche said:
Calm down Hasan
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Hasan? I don’t know any Hasans.

Is Hasan one of my 114 confirmed kills in Iraq? Mostly melee, in case you were wondering. Or maybe Hasan is one of the 800+ schoolchildren who’s graduated from the vocational school that I built with my bare hands in Basrah. Maybe I should ask General Mattis who this “Hasan” character is. He’s a close personal friend due to my high kill count. I’m saved in his phone as Baby Warrior Monk.

I say this in jest. I’m vaguely aware that Hasan is a YouTuber. However, I dont know too much about him; my brain space is mostly filled with advanced killing techniques, although I also dabble in classics, geography, and astrology. I know this sounds fantastical to you, but to me, it’s just being a United States Marine. Ooo rah, Devil Dog.

Alex B was right. You walkers have lost a step.
 
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Really appreciated Josie's valuable contribution to Extreme Peace of being in one scene and saying absolutely nothing. Better than Vance's contribution of being in exactly no scenes.
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It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
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IIRC they told Lance in front of Vance that he was gonna get a part and all that in front of Vance as a bit but he was never actually going to be in it I believe. afterwards though I also thought they said they were gonna have Vance in for a part and that he was also on set unless im remembering wrong. I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
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Basedmew said:
IIRC they told Lance in front of Vance that he was gonna get a part and all that in front of Vance as a bit but he was never actually going to be in it I believe. afterwards though I also thought they said they were gonna have Vance in for a part and that he was also on set unless im remembering wrong. I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
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During season 1 they took Vance away for a day to go and shoot a world peace sketch. They took Lance out of the house to go shoot a sketch first to fuck with Vance and make him feel bad, but they brought Vance to film one too later on. I remember it being a point of contention that Vance got to leave the house for this and therefore should not have been eligible for the grand prize. Josie teased him about it.
 
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Basedmew said:
I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
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He probably has a real job now and that and his music means he has little time or motivation in being a wigger cameraman/bouncer at wigger wage rates and working conditions. The guy is too normie and functional to remain in Fishtank/MDE orbit for an extended period.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
He probably has a real job now and that and his music means he has little time or motivation in being a wigger cameraman/bouncer at wigger wage rates and working conditions. The guy is too normie and functional to remain in Fishtank/MDE orbit for an extended period.
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Vance is so normie, he went to “college” (central Washington university) and has a “job” (plays 2 shows every 3 months and supposedly does DoorDash)

Normal, well adjusted young man https://youtu.be/oLXQ-zHhluc

Synthwave music vid https://youtu.be/vudrBzOKgWg
 
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Vance is so normie, he went to “college” (central Washington university) and has a “job” (plays 2 shows every 3 months and supposedly does DoorDash)
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And yet that's far more than Jet, Ben, Bicflame and most of the other wiggers could accomplish on their own without Big Daddy Sam's money and clout.
I can imagine being the bitch gopher on set to a bunch of superannuated "Lost Boys" gets tiring really quickly.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Didn't someone say that Vance got fired or left MDE or some shit?
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ive been speculating about it- so far theres been no information to back up any of this at all, but if vance pipe bombed mde headquarters then i think sam and jet should cease working with him totally in the future, and if its true vance murdered 15 people in cold blood i think he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. and if its also true that vance got on ozempic and became rail thin, then he should really start eating more.

im just speculating, but if vance got fired, there must have been a reason, and if there was a reason, then it was probably pretty severe. and if its as severe as im speculating hes probably gonna be in prison for a long, loooooong time.

anyone know when vance is getting out of prison?
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Greg getting wasted on Congregated, he also had some pills he popped on camera. Might be a bit but who knows with Greg (bonus chair trickshot).
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We've seen enough of actual drunk Greg to know when it's real. He seems cognizant enough to not get confused with microphone thumb screws.
BullfrogBill said:
I actually really liked Vance's Joyride song even if it's a bit cheesy. It's way better than any of Freddie's music. Vance and Cole are the best ex-fish musicians... and Mizzy in a more ironic way lol.
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The song is pretty good and the music video was like a WP sketch. Makes me want to crack open an ice told Rainier brew, hop in a Subaru and murder homeless people with a hammer on the streets of Tacoma.
 
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