Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tread Miller]

Then again, how can one appreciate a nigger losing his shit if you have no way of witnessing it? I'd say maybe he could ask Alex to let him post on his Deviantart journal, but that's just wishful thinking on my part.

We would probably find out the character limit on YouTube Community Posts quite quickly if a threadban were to happen.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I know a lot of you disagreed with thread-banning Claudio for a while, but this is exactly why I was suggesting it. Look at the tripe he keeps spewing: just so much meaningless text, and the kicker is the crippled nigger is smug about it. Just imagine how fast he'd have gone from smug to pissing-out-his-neckhole retarded if he was suddenly hit with the ultimate case of blue balls he'd have experienced over no longer being able to shit out drivel.

Then again, how can one appreciate a nigger losing his shit if you have no way of witnessing it? I'd say maybe he could ask Alex to let him post on his Deviantart journal, but that's just wishful thinking on my part.

Well he does shit and piss himself in his YouTube community posts.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Do you want me to bring receipts, bitch? Do you want me to annihilate you live? I can do it.

Yes please

 

[Harm]

The only thing you truly want is to kill me.

Oh, silly poo, you couldn't suffer if you were dead

After all, hose throat, it's through a marvel of modern medicine that you're alive at all. By the grace of God you live, and by His same grace, you wretch in misery. Amen!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You guys can keep barking. But even @Goycast Guy did the mistake of making fun of someone who descended directly from someone who allowed millions to live in the long run, WHILE his uncle also did the same.



I dunno, Hardwick. But the moment I show my receipts, you will be the one looking like the villain.

Alongside everyone else.

You don't fuck with a Castañeda.

Thank God there is nothing online about my loving grandma.

The shit you would have said about her would have actually thrown me over the edge. You are lucky I have a good practice in suppressing stress. My gallbladder be damned.

She was the best mother figure I could have ever had, taking care of me when my mother couldn't take me with her as an infant.

Like I said earlier. At least 7 of you are clearly either influenced, or directly possessed by demons.

In short. This isn't just a 22 v 1.

This is a very irritating endurance test for me. Jesus fucking Christ. The amount of tongue biting I have to do right fucking now.

By the way, don't think I am dumb. I know Ben fucking Simon didn't even read the story about Maya, he just took your statements at safe value. I know how mob mentality works, I always have.

Unluckily.

And, not gonna lie, getting innocent people banned is eyebrow rising for the keen eye. He'll do the same mistake again.

Let's just hope he doesn't do it to the wrong person, if you know what I mean. Because being sued would be the last thing in his mind if that ever happens.

He lives in USA, after all. I know how to read the room, friends. I have guessed a lot of events that have happened in your country for at least 3 years. I even guessed that Souldrivenlove, that Chicano fuck, and his reputation wouldn't survive this year.

Don't get me started with the whole fucking Spawnism topic. This is all your fault too, Gringos.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Jesus fucking Christ

Hey wait a minute isn't this exactly what you got upset at me for doing?

Thank God there is nothing online about my loving grandma.

She was probably a whore just like your mother.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

By the grace of God you live, and by His same grace, you wretch in misery. Amen!

Not exactly. This was allowed by God for a reason. This is only going to be a storm, and I'm already by the clearing.

And soon, a fading memory.

Why do you think he's letting your country, managed by disgusting people, rot? Alongside the rest of the world, too.

Righteous people have to be born, somehow! It's a good thing you aren't those people, you are the opposite team!

Useful idiots.

This sounds like terrible ERP. You should try getting a job instead.

Every single raped child that was abused by your elite is your, and your countrymen's, fault. The same goes with every man and woman who were 2nd hand for their rites.

You better change roads, because the usual timeline for the fall of any empire is coming soon. Trump is already raising eyebrows for everyone.

She was probably a whore just like your mother.

Speaking from experience? Are you a rape baby? You sound like one.

 

[Goycast Guy]

You don't fuck with a Castañeda.

>You don't fuck with a Castañeda.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Reinforcing the wheelchair lie again]

If he can go up the stairs in time, that is.

He calls me a “twink” but he can’t even perform as much physical activity as me. SAD!

Not my fault you look like an anemic little bitch.

I mean, how can you run with slit ankles, @Goycast Guy? Anyone know?

 

[NoxTuk]

Not my fault you look like an anemic little bitch.

So is your totally real boyfriend fat? Or do you lust for all twinks on the internet?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Not my fault you look like an anemic little bitch.

The face typing this

If he can go up the stairs in time, that is.

A flight of stairs would be highly strenuous on your heart and lungs.

I mean, how can you run with slit ankles, @Goycast Guy? Anyone know?

Damn bro you’re so scary and tough.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Fitting randomtxt

Oh, @Goycast Guy and @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Can you stop changing the fucking subject every 5 seconds and respond why do you have bestiality and cub porn favorited in your accounts? And don't bring the "I changed" arguments given the autistic manifesto you're doing that ship sailed.

By the way I don't care if I get shot for this but

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

This is definitely what I would say about my father after he spent his own money to help me get back my dumb files.

Who the fuck told you that love is bought with money? Typical gringo.

"I do in my free time" = touch yourself to cub
"what I play" - Diddyblox
"who I talk to" - 11-year-olds on Roblox

Do you have evidence of any of that?

No, the answer is no.

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That picture is years old.

A flight of stairs would be highly strenuous on your heart and lungs.

You know this from experience?

So is your totally real boyfriend fat? Or do you lust for all twinks on the internet?

Why? You interested? Damn gaylord.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I mean, how can you run with slit ankles, @Goycast Guy? Anyone know?

Haven’t you told @Goycast Guy to kill himself with a .44 magnum revolver several times? What’s stopping him from using it against you?

You’re literally bringing a knife to a gun fight, Claudio.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Don't worry, cunts. I have more screenshots where you stumble your arguments to the floor.

Next time take notes of what you said before speaking.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Do you have evidence of any of that?

No, the answer is no.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Haven’t you told @Goycast Guy to kill himself with a .44 magnum revolver several times? What’s stopping him from using it against you?

You’re literally bringing a knife to a gun fight, Claudio.

> Magnum

He doesn't know.

@Goycast Guy, tell him of your semi automatic.

 

[Goycast Guy]

That picture is years old.

You’re still fat.

You know this from experience?

Luckily I’m not fat so no.

Next time take notes of what you said before speaking.

No. I’m just here to laugh at you and have fun.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Now I usually don't do this..
Let's go ahead a break him offa lil bit of tha preview of tha remix..

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Ignition (Remix)
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Now usually I don't do this, but uh...
Go ahead and break 'em off a little preview of the remix...
Now I'm not tryin' to be rude, but hey pretty girl, I'm feelin' you.
The way you do the things you do reminds me of my Lexus coupe.
That's why I'm all up in your grill, tryin' to get you to a hotel,
you must be a football coach, the way you got me playin' the field.
So baby gimme that...
And lemme give you that...
Runnin' her hands through my fro, bouncin' on twenty-fours,
while they sayin' on the radio...

It's "The Remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen".
Mama rollin' that body, got every man in here wishin'.
Sippin' on coke and rum, I'm like "So what, I'm drunk!"
It's the freakin' weekend, baby I'm about to have me some fun.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce!
Bounce bounce bounce, come on!
Now it's like murder she wrote, once I get you out them clothes.
Privacy is on the door, still they can hear you screamin' more.
Girl I'm feelin' what you're feelin', no more hopin' and wishin',
I'm about to take my key and stick it in the ignition.
So gimme that...
And lemme give you that...
Runnin' her hands through my fro, bouncin' on twenty-fours,
while they sayin' on the radio...

It's "The Remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen".
Mama rollin' that body, got every man in here wishin'.
Sippin' on coke and rum, I'm like "So what, I'm drunk!"
It's the freakin' weekend, baby I'm about to have me some fun
Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator,
we got food everywhere as if the party was catored.
We got fellas to my left, honnies on my right,
we bring 'em both together, we got junkin' all night.
Then after the show, it's the...
And after the party, it's the...
And 'round about four you gotta...
Then you take it to your room and...
Can I get a...
Can I give you that...
Runnin' her hands through my fro,
Bouncin' on twenty-fours.
While they sayin' on the radio...
It's "The Remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen".
Mama rollin' that body, got every man in here wishin'.
Sippin' on coke and rum, I'm like "So what, I'm drunk!"
It's the freakin' weekend, baby I'm about to have me some fun!
Remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen.
Mama rollin' that body, got every man in here wishin'.
Sippin' on coke and rum, I'm like "So what, I'm drunk!"
It's the freakin' weekend, baby I'm about to have me some fun!
Girl, we off in this jeep,
foggin' windows up.
Blastin' the radio,
in the back of my truck.
Bouncin' up and down,
stroke it 'round and 'round.
To the remix,
we just thuggin' it out.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Every single raped child that was abused by your elite is your, and your countrymen's, fault. The same goes with every man and woman who were 2nd hand for their rites.

How does this address you jerking off to adolescent characters having sex? I think you’re just mad you didn’t get invited.