🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Jump]

One of the OG's of the IBS era now afraid of some little gossip podcast.
Sad. Pathetic.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Punches 2 men but can’t handle 2 fat women. Ralphamale does scare

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

anyone have the clips of him singing and yelling heil hitler while xannied out, and the one where he just leans into the mic and says 'nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger'? I think those both would come in handy when informing people about the rape pig.

 

[Folgers Can]

Crossposting fresh cope:

He's still live and couldn't stop coping about how it's the gayylawgs' fault "and they are gonna take it as a W," all while throwing some shade at his fellow women for their responses lending credence to anything the gayylawgs had to say:

 

[Berrakh]

Ralph in his natural state, reading gorl tawk and wishing he was also a woman with anything meaningful to say

I mean, guys with “dating advice” have a lot to say about this but the truth is men don’t care about the things the redpill gurus say they care about. They want a loyal lover, not a shieldmaiden or tradwife, even if she’s kind of a hoe or has the same cringe politics of the current moment. Her theory, and his, are dumb and the result of pretending there’s a riddle of pussy out there to be solved.

People who try to arbitrage their dating prospects do worse than people who just “ themselves.”

 

[Rubber Plant]

anyone have the clips of him singing and yelling heil hitler while xannied out, and the one where he just leans into the mic and says 'nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger'? I think those both would come in handy when informing people about the rape pig.

I got the nigger clip.

 

[porkWellington]

anyone have the clips of him singing and yelling heil hitler while xannied out, and the one where he just leans into the mic and says 'nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger'? I think those both would come in handy when informing people about the rape pig.

 

[Folgers Can]

Ethan just canceled the appearance because he's so anxious about going on. Sad and pathetic.

Petrified of being mildly scolded by some women online.

What a simpering, fat faggot.

Bullying works! Imagine being scared of the bottom of the barrel dabble hags podcast!

What a bitch ass nigga. Aren't those the hags that suck up to Rekieta too?

Crossposting on these rats fleeing the sinking ship:

The manatees pussied out of the Ralphamale interview, after being told that Ethan Ralph orally raped a woman and admitted to JessiePS it was the best sex he had and still thinks about it to this day.

Friendly reminder to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING seeing now that, unless Twitter is just being glitchy across multiple browsers on multiple devices, it would appear that the manatees went out of their way to delete each and every single solitary reference to Ethan Ralph from their twitter from the initial stream announcement on down, with everything but the above cancellation now surviving only in archives:


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Why on earth would they even bother trying to hide this shit? At least three scenarios come to mind for starters:

1. "That's slander, bish! You'd best take that down off your twitter or you can kiss my good friend Nick's juicy exclusive scoops goodbye! He MADE yew, bish!"

2. "Ew, this wifebeating rapist revenge pornographer sounds toxic for our brand." "Yeah ick, just take it down, surely nobody saw it in eight hours." "Streisand Effect? What's that?"

3. "What's that, Frank? Um ackshually, the order never specifically states I can't send DMs lining up my self-declared pitbull's appearance on some journalists' show to go after Aaron by proxy, that's their own First Amendment right and- huh? What's that? All right, all right, relax, I'll have them shut it down, it'll be like it never happened."


Any other theories?

 

[Estate]

All those xitter snitches are fucking retarded. I fucking hate these worthless niggers so much, it's unreal. Cow tipping cum guzzlers who think this level of faggotry is funny or that they "owned" Ralph.

We were denied a kino stream and a potential funny hog holler, just because some mega faggots couldn't help themselves.

It's so tiresome.


WE ARE HERE TO OBSERVE AND LAUGH AT COWS, NOT SPOOK THEM SO THEY RUN AWAY AND WE THEN GET STAGNANT THREADS.

KILL YOURSELVES LOW IQ MONGRELS!

 

[Die For Me!]

Why on earth would they even bother trying to hide this shit?

The feature was plotted by a middle man: "DOOM" - an Aaron Imholte obsessed clipper that's gotten so deranged from whiffing the toe he genuinely believed he could tard wrangle Ralph into doing anything besides watching WWE podcasts in bed. They cancelled on "good terms" which means they cancelled on Gunt Terms, meaning "delete all that shit about me right now nigger or I'll dox your children".

We were denied a kino stream and a potential funny hog holler, just because some mega faggots couldn't help themselves.

Ralph furthering his isolation is the best thing that could've happened. He's currently on probation due to his lust for the toe, and now he's voluntarily backing out of entering the Dabbleverse. It's pure, cowardice piglet kino.

 

[Estate]

Ralph furthering his isolation is the best thing that could've happened. He's currently on probation due to his lust for the toe, and now he's voluntarily backing out of entering the Dabbleverse. It's pure, cowardice piglet kino.

So, no content at all is best content?
Holy shit, how are there so many retarded brownoids on this site?!
You're a stupid fucking zoomy nigger who should slit his throat post haste.
Every time an abortion is contemplated, they need to think of you and the risk of another worthless sack of shit vomiting low iq takes on the Internet.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ask him about how his mom got to dialysis.

It doesn't matter how many times I see them, Ralph's Joe Pesci rants are always hilarious, and they only get funnier when the person he's trying to intimidate remains completely unbothered (or even amused) by his escalating hog rage.

 

[Butwhythough2]

We got content cucked. Them pressing Ralph would have been kino.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Punches 2 men but can’t handle 2 fat women. Ralphamale does scare

Now we can add to in the title

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Sometimes part of observing is simply allowing the smaller creatures to collaborate to pre-emptively incapacitate the wild boar before it can gore anything. The rules of nature aren't always exciting, but it is what it is, Toobz.

 

[porkWellington]

70/30 the interviewers would end up Gunt Guarding and the content would cuck itself. How many times have we seen people promising to "hold his hooves to the fire" then the takedown ends up underwhelming and gives Ralph a W or they drink the Kool Aid and end up Gunt Guarding? The best takedowns are either random interactions he gets dragged into or the very rare occasion a gay op pays off.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

70/30 the interviewers would end up Gunt Guarding and the content would cuck itself.

These hags live only to hate Aaron Imholte, the content is Ralph getting cucked out of exposure. We got Ralph coping and crying about how they reacted to hearing stories about him and tucking his piggy tail between his legs. That's premium Ralph content nowadays.

 

[sufferhorse]

This was more of an audition . Like a soft launch of sorts. When a bunch of retards on the internet think you are more of a liability than a pedophile and a coke fiend child abuser... man thats rough.
Ralph was demanding for them to sweep for him, but in reality its him that would be sweeping for Melton and others.

Its becoming pretty clear that the only person willing to sweep as HARD as Ralph wants and literally deny reality in order to farm clout, is Shameful Shamoo. Someone who thinks doxxing people is funny... until it happens to him.

 

[Sloppa]

One of the OG's of the IBS era now afraid of some little gossip podcast.
Sad. Pathetic.

Now he just has IBS.

 

[not william stenchever]

This was more of an audition . Like a soft launch of sorts. When a bunch of retards on the internet think you are more of a liability than a pedophile and a coke fiend child abuser... man thats rough.
Ralph was demanding for them to sweep for him, but in reality its him that would be sweeping for Melton and others.

Its becoming pretty clear that the only person willing to sweep as HARD as Ralph wants and literally deny reality in order to farm clout, is Shameful Shamoo. Someone who thinks doxxing people is funny... until it happens to him.

You could have waited to dump the ralphalore on the manatees until is was too late for them to cancel, you know.