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āI punched 2 people who didnāt even fight back because they saw I was a short fat loser if you want to know the trooth about itā
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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At least this time he couldn't embellish the story because it happened on camera, unlike when he re-enacted the Oldboy hallway fight to defend his murse from 30 Portuguese gang members (laughing like the Joker the entire time).āI punched 2 people who didnāt even fight back because they saw I was a short fat loser if you want to know the trooth about itā
Braphamut
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Same as it ever was.
Brags about getting to go somewhere.
Get humiliated.
Hides in hotel room to do drugs and 'nawt troo' online.
Bitch about exes.
Take a few pictures of a cathedral.
Sueycide bait.
Pretty typical Ralph vacation.
At least it was more strenuous for him than his average work week of asking Grok to create torture porn.
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A man who looks both 70 and a toddler walks up and randomly punches you and other contestant because heās drunk. Youāre on a show that says this man is a huge investor who youāre supposed to show a good time all while you signed a contract promising no violence.
āDats right bish! Iām a badass!ā
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Appreciate you reminding me of Ralph's "epic" joker laugh that somehow never gets filmed but supposedly always happens
This podcast is literally a gossip show hosted by women and vtubers obsessed with Aaron Imholte
This opportunity fits Ralph like a glove. In fact, I see no reason why Ralph shouldn't just retire the Killstream and transition into third bitch on these beauty parlour tier podcasts. He was literally raised on The View and TV dramas while listening to his mom bitch on the phone all day. He was made for this.
Also this picture they made is a perfect representation of Ralph in the current day.
It's nawt trewww
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Ah. I knew all this outrage at Aaron was performative.
Imagine inviting the well-documented spousal abuser Ethan Ralph on your show to cry about Aaron fucking Imholte.
Ralph is so desperate to insert himself into this Balldoverse mess. How's your viewership, bud? Did Hispanic Fishtank give you a boost?
Imagine inviting the well-documented spousal abuser Ethan Ralph on your show to cry about Aaron fucking Imholte.
Ralph is so desperate to insert himself into this Balldoverse mess. How's your viewership, bud? Did Hispanic Fishtank give you a boost?
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uh oh
Ralph does damage control and slaps a Troo & Vindicated it's nawt trewww on all the pictorial ebadaaance.
Notice how Ralph did a heel-turn-fabe-blade by making himself appear as though he has nothing to do with his whorse being called a pedo, despite recording himself doing so this month
Oh God Ralphs celebrity crush just died
Has Ralph finally joined TND?
Will Ralph crack under the pressure FIND OUT 130PM EST!!!! (assuming Ralph doesn't get confused by the concept of time zones again or just falls asleep)
"King returns to Mexican Homeland" really Ralph? Fucking embarrassing
Ralph does damage control and slaps a Troo & Vindicated it's nawt trewww on all the pictorial ebadaaance.
Notice how Ralph did a heel-turn-fabe-blade by making himself appear as though he has nothing to do with his whorse being called a pedo, despite recording himself doing so this month
Oh God Ralphs celebrity crush just died
Has Ralph finally joined TND?
Will Ralph crack under the pressure FIND OUT 130PM EST!!!! (assuming Ralph doesn't get confused by the concept of time zones again or just falls asleep
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"King returns to Mexican Homeland" really Ralph? Fucking embarrassing
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If you want to know the truth, it doesnāt matter that I threatened to kill my horse wife when she was trying to clean up my spiller piss bottles or called her a pedo, because other people have called her a horse and a pedo too
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Ask him about how his mom got to dialysis.
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This reply Ralph made is getting a lot of responses for some reason
"c-c-come to m-m-mexico, t-t-that's wh-wh-where ah l-l-l-live bish *blocks him*"
"g-groyper p-please... not now groypuh, please"
"c-c-come to m-m-mexico, t-t-that's wh-wh-where ah l-l-l-live bish *blocks him*" 
"g-groyper p-please... not now groypuh, please" 
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Honestly if Ralph hasn't died in Merida yet it might be a nice vacation spot. Maybe I'll go some day. Looks like the beaches are nice.
I've been to Cancun though and it was kind of a shithole outside of resort, so maybe I'll pass.
Um...
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Heās a 45 minute drive from the beach.
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I was talking about me, I don't give a shit about Ralph.
Sam Losco's Wife
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Ok but if you go for yourself you'll still be 40ish minutes from a beach.
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If you rent a car it's probably not that bad then. Or just uber. Or just go somewhere nicer and not some dumpster country where fat elderly looking men have to live. Think I'll do France next year instead because I have a job unlike SOME PEOPLE I'm aware of.
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Crossposting - they're clearly already regretting doing Crackets a favor with this appearance, and just might get piggy to squeal if the chat can hold them to their promises:
LOL these sweet summer sows had no idea just what sort of mud they're getting themselves into, and if they even come close to keeping the promises* they just committed to today, we may just have a kino rage pig rage-quit on our hands, if not also a snakening should he blame Crackets for the ambush:
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* - 2 KNU with 3:1 odds says they get shower-called straight into kid gloves by Wednesday, any takers?
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Ethan just canceled the appearance because he's so anxious about going on. Sad and pathetic.
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Petrified of being mildly scolded by some women online.
What a simpering, fat faggot.
What a simpering, fat faggot.
Sam Losco's Wife
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Bullying works! Imagine being scared of the bottom of the barrel dabble hags podcast!
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What a bitch ass nigga. Aren't those the hags that suck up to Rekieta too?