Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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@0 0 we're creeping up on Lou's page 2000. Another few posts I think. As the semi-official Keeper of the Louniversity, do you have any special updates or commemoration you can put up for post #39,981, or whichever will be the first post on page 2000?

Might also work for page 2001, post 40,000, I guess. If you wanna be one of those "technically the MilLounnium starts in 2001" types.

This Louis's greatest accomplishment in his four decades of existence.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Happy page 2,000

It’s fitting that 0_0 got the first post

 

[Plague Flea]

Happy 2,000 pages, Lou! There’s no cake - gotta think of your diabetes.

Speaking of which, how many more body parts will he lose before page 3,000?

 

[Asian tech support]

Speaking of which, how many more body parts will he lose before page 3,000?

New poll time.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This thread has come such a long way, unlike its subject. Here's to the next thousand pages!

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It should also be noted that Lou is fat and no one, not even that gross pooner he was briefly in a relationship with, will have sex with him. Him yeeting his balls would actually be a net positive for the world.

 

[Solid Snek]

This Louis's greatest accomplishment in his four decades of existence.

Unironically, yeah. It's not everybody who can manage to generate 2000 pages and counting of lolcow content.

Lou's done pretty much nothing with his life - even by NEET standards he's got minimal ambitions (no speedrunning career? No pony jar collection? No ten years of service as a despised Github janny? Hell he hasn't even chopped his balls off yet, which these days is almost the bare minimum for men in his chosen no-career path).

But 2000 pages? This, they can never take away from him.

 

[General Disarray]

Happy 2000 pages!
I too propose a new poll to prognosticate when the next phalange will phail.

 

[CalderaScar]

Happy 2000 pages to Lou, the Universe's answer to the question: how long can a man survive with spaghetti sauce for blood?

 

[Spunt]

Happy threadversary Lou! Your thread expands almost as quickly as your waistline!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Congrats to 2000, Lou! How many tablets have you had in that timeframe?

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

The Lou thread has cracked 2000 pages. Well done everyone. This is why I love the Kiwi Farms: only here could someone as unaccomplished, lazy, violent, and greedy as our boy bring strangers from all over the world together.

https://youtu.be/hM3dP46giG8?si=Rjwy7vOZrImyVNTF

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

I mean, it's hardly surprising that Lou made it to the 2000 page mark. It, like his limbs rotting off, was inevitable. He's the first Animal Control thread to hit that milestone (I don't lurk outside of AC, so I imagine there are plenty of threads of equal or greater girth in gen pop).

Pages 1-100 - 116 days
Pages 101-200 - 44 days
Pages 201-300 - 42 days
Pages 301-400 - 38 days
Pages 401-500 - 53 days
Pages 501-600 - 49 days
Pages 601-700 - 24 days
Pages 701-800 - 47 days
Pages 801-900 - 73 days
Pages 901-1000 - 59 days
Pages 1001-1100 - 81 days
Pages 1101-1200 - 84 days
Pages 1201-1300 - 54 days
Pages 1301-1400 - 110 days
Pages 1401-1500 - 173 days*
Pages 1501-1600 - 222 days
Pages 1601-1700 - 169 days
Pages 1701-1800 - 149 days
Pages 1801-1900 - 187 days
Pages 1901-2000 - 218 days

The asterisk represents the downtime and issues caused by the Keffals klusterfuck.

These last 100 pages represent the second slowest time to date. It felt like Lou's output was not nearly what it used to be. In some ways, he's actually managed to be slightly less "Lou" than usual. He's been leaving the house for more than just spaghetti sauce and soda. He's actually almost cosplaying as a real person by attending rallies and townhall events. Even his grifting has been lazier and less dramatic than days past.

It took 545 days to get the first 1000 pages. That averages out to approximately 36.69 posts a day.
It took 1366 days to get the second 1000 pages. That average out to approximately 14.61 posts a day.
And we're at an approximately average of 20.93 posts a day for the entire thread.

Furry Fandom & Drama General has an average of 7.19 posts per day.
Jerry Peet has an average of 10.54 posts per day.
GlitchedPuppet has an average of 9.43 posts per day.

Even with the slow down over the past few years, Lou is still oozing milk at an unprecedented rate.

Here's to 2000 pages and to 2000 more. God I hope he or I are dead before it gets that far.

 

[Spunt]

His level of wound care + his health + his hygiene = gangrene and shiiiiiiiiit.

Hey that's just sound financial planning. Pay for an orchiectomy, get a free, rapidly-expanding rot pocket!

 

[neger psykolog]

Buying a new laptop and tablet to celebrate this occasion

 

[Asian tech support]

Buying a new laptop and tablet to celebrate this occasion

He's moved onto switches. You'll need at least three.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He's moved onto switches. You'll need at least three.

Don’t forget an SP, too, for good measure

 

[Fuggalope]

Congratulations on 2000!

Thinking back over the thread, and how manic and fast paced the 600-pages were. It still boggles my mind that he exists. A lazy, diabetic, tranny white trash pastanigger neet who gets jealous of an 8 year old and grifts for toys and soda.

Feels like it's about time for him to revive the "my poor beetus eyes" grift again.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Tablets

Tablet Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 2020/03/14, probably sold circa 2020/03/27
4	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 2020/03/11, probably gave to stepdad 2020/04/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 2020/08/14
6	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 2020/03/11, selling as of 2020/08/28
7	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 2020/08/29, selling as of 2020/09/15
8	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 2020/09/22, sold 2020/12/03
9	Walmart Android tablet	Bought 2020/11/16
10	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 2020/12/05
11	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 2020/12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
12	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2021/02/08
13	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 2021/01/17
14	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2021/02/03
15	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2021/02/14, gone by 2022/06/27
16	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 2021/03/25, supposedly giving to nephew 2021/12/25
17	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)	"Gifted" 2021/08/01
18	iPad Pro* 12.9-inch	Bought 2021/11/27, gone by 2022/06/27
19	iPad Mini 6	"Gifted" before 2022/03/06, gone by 2022/06/27
20	Samsung Galaxy S7 FE	Owned as of 2022/09/7, selling 2022/12/31
21	Samsung Galaxy A7 Lite*	"Gifted" 2022/10/16, gone by 2024/11/06
22	10th generation iPad	Bought 2023/01/06, gone by 2024/11/06
23	iPad Mini	Owned as of 2023/09/02, gone by 2024/11/06
24	6th generation iPad*	Owned as of 2023/09/29, gone by 2024/11/06
25	iPad Mini 6	"Gifted" circa 2024/10/23
26	Samsung Galaxy Tab S9 FE*	Owned as of 2024/11/06, selling 2024/11/08

Computers

Computer Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Asus Vivobook gaming laptop	Owned as of 2020/03/12
2	Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04	Bought c. 2020/05/19
3	Lenovo Chromebook n21	Selling 2020/07/12
4	Samsung Chromebook 4+	Acquired 2020/07/17, selling 2020/08/15
5	Lenovo Chromebook s340-14	Selling 2020/08/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
6	Microsoft Surface Pro 2	Owned as of 2020/08/16
7	Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)	Bought 2020/08/19, selling 2020/10/18
8	MacBook Air	Bought 2020/10/16, selling 2021/02/04
9	Acer Chromebook Spin 311	Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 2021/01/09, but also put it up for sale on 2021/01/09; put up for sale again 2021/02/09
10	Samsung Chromebook Pro	Bought 2021/02/08; broke 2021/07/07
11	Gaming laptop ("5+ years old")	Bought 2021/02/08
12	HP 15*/Acer Aspire 5 2019*	Bought circa 2021/03/25, gave to mother 2021/07/13
13	Intel NUC	Owned as of 2021/06/05
14	Unknown HP Chromebook	Bought 2021/07/16, broke 2021/08/30
15	Dell Latitude	Received from mother 2021/07/16, gave back to mother circa 2021/08/30
16	HP Chromebook x360	Ordered 2021/09/05, selling 2021/11/06
17	Lenovo IdeaPad 3	Selling 2021/11/06
18	Acer 17.3-inch Chromebook*	Bought 2021/11/11, selling 2022/05/26
19	HP Stream 14*	Bought 2021/12/06, selling 2022/01/14
20	Beelink GK35 Mini-PC	Bought c. 2022/01/01, selling 2022/01/07
21	Microsoft Surface Go 2	"Gifted" as of 2022/06/23, selling 2022/07/20
22	HP desktop computer	Owned as of 2022/06/27, selling 2023/04/09
23	Lenovo Duet 5 Chromebook	Acquired 2022/08/23, selling 2023/04/03
24	Acer Chromebook 15.6"	Owned as of 2022/11/05, selling 2022/12/19
25	Google Chromebook Pixel (2013)	"Found" 2022/12/01, gone by 2025/02/04
26	Ubuntu Mini PC	Bought 2022/12/16
27	Mac Mini	Bought 2023/04/08; selling 2024/04/04
28	Unknown MacBook	Owned as of 2023/10/13; "birthday present" from a "friend"
29	Asus Vivobook 16	Bought 2024/03/15, gone by 2025/02/04
30	HP 15.6" Windows laptop	Bought 2024/10/21, gone by 2025/02/04
31	2020 Retina MacBook Air	Owned as of 2025/03/07

ANNOUNCEMENT

I'm taking advantage of the auspiciousness of this occasion to formally announce my retirement from tracking Lou's devices. He hasn't reported acquiring a new computer since March, and the list of tablets is unchanged since page 1900 more than six months ago. Even if he's finally gotten barely smart enough not to blab about every newshiny on social media, it really does seem that the frenetic pace of his toy acquisitions has finally slowed down. Remember that you can always visit the Illustrated Edition for the backstories behind most of his tablets, in case anyone still needs to see the receipts.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Thank you for the work you did recording Lou's history of expensive electronics @Norman B. Normal