Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

He sure did expect that fishbowl to stay big. Got more staff which he claims to pay, building a ferret rape compound, donating money to charity. Now he gets a few million shorts views a week which is like $250 and can't hold 4k viewers on stream with no major sponsors. Guy's straight burning cash now.

Amazing how I can remember that YT short where he said he won't live beyond his means and ms paint drew fishtanks all because you said fishbowl

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Yea, he might get in trouble/fined if the conditions aren't sanitary enough, but its not an obvious hellhole torture compound, and even the relatively high casualty rate can probably be chalked up to "fucked up rescue pets plus ferrets dying if you look at them wrong". And if he did get in trouble, he'd just weaponize it as a new talking point anyway.

Usually before operating an facility inspection needs to be done for it. Did he do that? That's what we're trying to figure out. It doesn't seem as of right now one was done. It seems that he just has a huge ferret collection. It seems that there is also the issue of needing the entities, "Snail's House" and "PirateSoftware, Inc." be separately operating or unless when he restructured his business in 2024, was Snail's House deemed able to operate under that license. According to an email conversation I had previously with the WDA, they should be separate licenses and finance books.

There's a lot of digging that @tarzor has done, and I'm reading through trying to piece together with what is known.

The question on the Exhibitor license still seems to be up in the air based on how his rescue is defined under the definition of exhibitor, which would be answered once the question of how the business licensing for the rescue is answered.

Edit: Also, yeah, mald can do no wrong in his head.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Lizard Squad? I thought they were over and done with years ago. What's the lore here

@Relinquish a tid bit of random lore u may find funny

Thor completely made up a story, about Lizard Squad

he got called out and they doxed him for randomly lying and larping as a hacker

Quoted message has the lore, but tl;dr he tried to take credit for taking down the "leader" of LizardSquad, and surviving members/fans didn't like that, so they doxxed him.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Jason had a mushroom interview on stream today:

Just sharing in case anyone fungi-inclined feels like sniffing for bullshit.
GoFile link for the full 2025-07-25 stream in 360p (interview starts around 9:43), same folder has an archive of just the interview for convenience.

 

[Facom]

Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

 

[Dante Alighieri]

You would have to have done positive things to have them listed.

 

[twinArmageddons]

>Re;wikipedia 2nd img. I mean the wikipedia does state its bias and needs help to being more neutral

You would have to have done positive things to have them listed.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Oh, and it helps to have proof of things

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Lol he still logs into Second Life daily, from a brief crawl of his profile.
He goes to a sim named Static, seems to be a furry hangout of some kind.

 

[Facom]

Lol he still logs into Second Life daily.

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Is that actual SL or the Journal?

 

[itogi]

You know why there is nothing positive about Mald? It's likely because Wikipedia does not trust unconfirmable first party accounts from a habitual liar.

 

[Lambda]

Mald had his boy TheAlienAdventures whitewash the article to make it less neutral and more pro-Mald.

Also shoved in a bunch of bullshit about his unlicensed and illegal "ferret rescue" which has no credible citations. They really are desperate to get that in there. Maybe Mald should get it licensed and have official documentation somewhere in that case.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It would be pretty funny if Mald put a bunch of fake positive shit on his wikipedia page only for it to get hit with the "You can help improve this article by adding sources"

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Is that actual SL or the Journal?

That is from me logging in after years and seeing that he is part of public groups. From that you can just join the group, check the group list by search. If they are in the group, it will show the last date they logged in.
Fuck it, his OP didn't have screenshots of his gay-as-fuck profile in SecondLife, so here are screenshots of his profile as of 07/25/2025

Opening page of profile


Feed tab, this shows SecondLife's weird net profile things where it tracks name-changes. Here's all of Mald's


Here are all of his Picks (Individual text pages on the main profile with direct teleports to where they were made) in order from top to bottom

Faggy humor, no landmark. Place is likely long gone.


The landmark is "The Cock Gardens, Mordheim (201,24,22)". I do not know what this place is and I am in no rush to find out.



Talked about this earlier, the landmark leads to some sim named Static.



Another pick with the Static Sim's landmark attached.


His Real Life tab.

His "Classifieds" tabs are empty (He isn't offering any jobs or land) and the "Notes" section is a place for the person viewing the profile to take notes like a blank place to type and save.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Lol he still logs into Second Life daily.

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Mans gotta crank his hog to something, doesn't he?

Funny that he calls himself malware, seeing how he's infecting the minds of, and spreading his influence over, thousands of people's children.

 

[Hit Squad]

He was talking about the 3500 sq ft ferret fucker shelter thing earlier on stream. Apparently plans are being signed off by the construction company.

Size reference

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Very approximate cost
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Maldo overseeing his new ferret sanctuary:

 

[whalebiologist]

Ferretfucker.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Mans gotta crank his hog to something, doesn't he?

Funny that he calls himself malware, seeing how he's infecting the minds of, and spreading his influence over, thousands of people's children.

Or he has some STD/STI from ferretfucking so he spreading diffrent kind of malware.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Don't remember if this was mentioned already but I like the photo choice.
It's an accurate portrait: insecure, scared and balding.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

When someone extends the hypetrain, he's increasing it not just with his donation, but in part by the ones that will follow.
If the creator offers a slice of the final pie to a donor, you give that person the unique ability to:

1. Extend it at a discount
2. Potentially earn a profit

Jason is arguing that Khronos didn't profit, and maybe that's technically true, so he's going all in on that. NO PROFIT, NOT A SCAM! But this just speaks to Khronos retardness.
He still was in the UNIQUE position to earn a profit by keeping the train alive with huge discounts, and he did so DECEIVING the audience with an alt account.
Consider any other mod that donated <$2k USD. That person profited from the same situation.

You really have to be a single-braincell individual to miss this.

He also put out a short back when he took off talking about playing ads, taking half of that money the ads paid to buy Tier 1 subs and giving those out to the community which he then gets a cut of. I'd look it up, but that would put him back into my algorithm and I'd rather eat a bullet.