Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
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Sexy college girl was murdered. Probably because she made the mistake of not dating a sexy stud like Russ. Wouldn't be surprised if he was in the comments somewhere insulting the killer's looks.
Crusty Rusty once again finds a way to make a horrible crime/tragedy about him because as you correctly ID'ed, he doesn't actually care about the victims, this is all about how they should have been with him instead.
 
Sexy college girl was murdered. Probably because she made the mistake of not dating a sexy stud like Russ. Wouldn't be surprised if he was in the comments somewhere insulting the killer's looks.
Let’s set the clock for Alivea Goncalves getting sued for not wanting to date Russell Greer. And I’m not even joking.
 
I wonder how much gas Russel is burning driving around the Nevada desert. Can't be cheap.
From central Las Vegas to the Madame Airstrip/Janie's Ranch is about 270 miles and just over 4 hrs one-way.

That's assuming he drove himself, and didn't get a ride and pay by, alternate means.
 
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Crusty Rusty once again finds a way to make a horrible crime/tragedy about him because as you correctly ID'ed, he doesn't actually care about the victims, this is all about how they should have been with him instead.
How to tell a person has an agenda using statistics: He only seems to comment about 'hunky' men who go ape on their women/hookers. He only seems to comment on crimes where the women are attractive. He does NOT seem to comment on crimes against women he would find unattractive, ugly hookers die all the time, can't seem to recall a time he's made a fuss about it.
 
The whole Russell acting conversation ignores that he's already put on his IMDb profile what roles he thinks his face would be good for:

I can see the war victim angle. If I were making a movie about the Holocaust, I'd put Russ in it to show that Hitler didn't exclusively gas Jews, but other undesirables as well.

I know, I know, we're not supposed to help Russ. But I would love to see him try to wrangle chickens to fund his brothel.

The only job Russ could get working with chickens is biting their heads off as a circus geek.

I mean it's pretty much guaranteed he already sent them multiple emails which were rightly ignored.

If Greer called me on the phone asking about setting up a brothel in Nevada as a disabled man, I'd probably assume it's some kind of prank call and hang up on him. He's basically a skit out of Crank Yankers.

 
If shitlips attends a wax figure exhibit everyone will run out screaming assuming he's been animated by some mad scientist after a decade in the vault with his face against the heat duct, leaving him to some leisurely alone time with wax taytay. Think about it Russell, and take your camera please
No, they'll just call a janitor and tell them one of the wax figures melted.
 
Thinking about his income. Was Russ doing Uber proper or just Uber eats?

In Canada they used to pay like $3-4 per trip and you might get a tip.
 
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If lots of pretty white girls have been contacted he's not keen on the black chicks. But when he's hit a dry spell he'll go for the chocolate. Same with whether or not he's bi. If he got him his penis sucked on a regular basis he wouldn't even think about topping a guy or having a guy suck him off. But if he can't get any action then men start looking better
Relatable.
 
If shitlips attends a wax figure exhibit everyone will run out screaming assuming he's been animated by some mad scientist after a decade in the vault with his face against the heat duct, leaving him to some leisurely alone time with wax taytay. Think about it Russell, and take your camera please

"Mommy? What happened to that Rick Moranis statue? Why is it all droopy and hunched over like that? How did they get it to move like that? Its scaring me!"

"Don't look at it, honey! Just come with me. Don't look!"
 
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3 days ago he left a review on Google Maps for an abandoned desert airstrip called Madame Airstrip near a town called Dyer, Nevada.
I wonder if there's even thought of why he does this in that gourd head of his. Does google just pop this up on his phone and he must rate, completely unable to understand the implications for his "stalkers"? Does he think other people will find his 5 star rating of a patch of scrub land useful? Is it the coveted "local guide" tag and air of legitimacy that dozens of google reviews brings?
 
I wonder if there's even thought of why he does this in that gourd head of his. Does google just pop this up on his phone and he must rate, completely unable to understand the implications for his "stalkers"? Does he think other people will find his 5 star rating of a patch of scrub land useful? Is it the coveted "local guide" tag and air of legitimacy that dozens of google reviews brings?
Surely this time it'll be different, thinks the lolcow, not understanding that this time will be no different, because by definition, lolcows never learn from their mistakes.
 
Surely this time it'll be different, thinks the lolcow, not understanding that this time will be no different, because by definition, lolcows never learn from their mistakes.
But different from what? What is he expecting to happen? Some hot babe to fall in love with him because of how deep and insightful his 5/5 review with no comment is?

It would end up the same way the lolsuit is going. The Droopy faced retarded dog finally manages to catch a car and it's nothing like he thought it would be. I would thoroughly enjoy watching him fail at bringing his dream to light.
Imagine him going to some roofing guys who offer free consultations and then losing his shit and suing them because they won't drive 300 miles into the desert for free to look at his dilapidated horror movie set.
 
Both provide a service (lewd in this case) without being able to say "no".
Absolutely this. Russell categorically sees women as nothing but hole-providing and jealousy-attracting machines with absolutely no consideration for them as thinking, feeling human beings. If he leaned all the way into spending his ungodly amount of time and attention on a pliant, loving AI wifey instead of harassing actual women, he would benefit and the world would benefit.
 
Both provide a service (lewd in this case) without being able to say "no".
The day DoorDash provides Shitlips with an AI powered rental car is the day it will murder him. If his iPhone had hands they would be clutched around his neck. Just to silence the never ending Plightsperging.

In the same way any pet left in Russ's presence either kills themselves or goes rabid.
 
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