Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PandaChai]

Last thing the ferret sees before dying of anal adrenal disease
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Looks like a Grindr profile

 

[Mayfly]

I thought Ian Johma had lolcow of the year in the bag, but he's going to lose to a malding ferret fucker.

 

[Near]

>Use dating website
>I wanted a platonic relationship actually, Thor tried to rape me!

Thor's a giant faggot but this just smells of BPD grifter bullshit to me. Another thing on the usual sloptuber checklist. Expect pedophilia accusations that go nowhere to follow after this.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

How man Ls can one man take?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

*Walks into your house with no shoes on* "I'm going to fuck you in the ass"
"No"
"Alright" *rubs cocks on your legs then cums on your bed*

So anyway I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games industry for 20 years.

I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Blizzard, have three black badges from DEF CON and my last job was hacking power plants for the United States Department of Energy. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the banning of over 2,000,000 accounts. This is 100% my wheelhouse.

I feel like im going to hell, because this made me laugh so hard my sides ache.

Particularly because I'm sure that could be 100% canon

Dude got at least a million votes against his ass outside the site, that's all but certain at this point

Thats an INTERESTING point. Like I said before, he should hope SKG DOES succeed. If it somehow fails, ALL of the spiteful SKG people run a risk of en mass voting him lolcow of the year purely based on spite alone, many might sign up just for that.

>Use dating website
>I wanted a platonic relationship actually, Thor tried to rape me!

Thor's a giant faggot but this just smells of bullshit to me. Another usual thing on the usual sloptuber checklist. Expect pedophilia accusations that go nowhere to follow after this.

Retards on a furry dating website shouldn't shock you.

 

[Near]

Retards on a furry dating website shouldn't shock you

Perfectly normal to use a dating website only to accuse the others who reach out to you and pursue a relationship. Sounds like a very reasonable person.

 

[Shizrael]

Does he still do the voice while raping people?

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

The one day I don't look at this thread.

This shit happens.

 

[jertzog]

Speaking as a CF tourist, the detail about Mald walking around inside barefoot tracking shit in from doing likewise outside is new to me. Is it a (likely furfag larp) idiosyncrasy that's already widely known, or is it something only his actual confidantes would know?

 

[Treatlerite]

I believe the furfag specifically because it was in Seattle and because both he and Thor are degenerates. People joke about Commiefornia but the amount of Rat King polycule debauchery that goes down in Seattle should get it nuked. Also the spergy Discord convo where Thor deflects and then DFEs seems too in character to be confidently faked by a clout chaser.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's always the non thread regulars who go "nah it cant be that bad"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

And people gave Null shit for saying you should ask for consent.

 

[Mushroom King]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

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I believe the accuser (not standard). I believe he held this person down and raped them at gunpoint, it's horrible. All three of those girls? I'm in disbelief .. Nine innocent African young women.. Twenty-two innocent Tauren at Blizzard being illegally milked, all those cybersex AI bots in that one Alliance town.. And to think he raped half of the village. He worked for BLIZZARD, doesn't it count for SOMETHING god damn you! Those ninety undead women deserve JUSTICE! MY DADDY WORKED FOR BLIZZARD AND I WORKED FOR BLIZZARD TOO, THEY CALLED ME BLIZZARD JUNIOR AND I CALLED THEM DADDY, TRUE, AT BLIZZARD WHERE I WORKED UNDER A SKY SO BLUE.





*He worked for Blizzard, keep that in your mind before you use your mouth to speak; Diablo, Diablo II, um other games Blizzard made before uh stepped down for being too influential at Blizzard, the company where his father worked and where he also worked, at the same time, in the same building mind you, at Blizzard.

 

[Vygode]

i dont kno who jason is but i VVILL react with

oh hes the faggot that thinks games shouldn't be protected, he should kys

 

[JoshPlz]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

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I believe it, because it fits his character perfectly.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I thought Ian Johma had lolcow of the year in the bag, but he's going to lose to a malding ferret fucker.

The dark horse new coomer none of us saw really exploding this much.
Even I was tempered until Ross did that video.
Really him talking about mana gem was the flood gates opening and its beautiful.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Somehow I get the feeling there isn't going to be debate on whether or not this one did it.

 

[Hit Squad]

Where are the sloptubers when you need them smh

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Speaking of rapists, Ludwig spoke out over the Pirate Software drama a few days ago. He couldn't wax the cock of his bum buddy as he would do in the past, because that might turn his audience against him. So he has a go at 'slop channels' and states that Jason is getting too much 'hate'.

A brave take indeed Ludwig, but I have to ask you... did you get Hasan's permission to be so brave? You might need to check in with your Ottoman master to see if this 'opinion' is ok to broadcast.

 

[deleuzeon]

I would normally never believe any sexual allegations that come out when someone is already in the news for something. In this case I hate the guy though, so I bet it happened.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I hope I'm not the first one to tell you that people can revoke consent even if the intention was to meet up and have sex in the first place

Revocation of consent is not even what's alleged here. The story is about two homos meeting up for sex and having said sex, but actually the other dry humped during the cocksucking and that's hecking problematic.
Hard to tell after the fact what the consent situation was. We have a highly manipulative faggot on each side of the story here, one of which is constantly lying about every minor thing, the other of which willingly engages in conversations he's not interested in and then blames the other party for having been unable to read his thoughts.

All of this could've been avoided by not using vulnerable boys as discardable fleshlights while your cancer stricken wife mourns her dying father, or by not using furry gay sex apps to swallow the cum of strangers. Unfortunately everyone in this story hates being responsible for the consequences of their own actions, so the best solution would be to put both of them down.

For some reason the mental image of Jason arriving barefooted makes all of this far worse.