Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[derthballs]

Boogies never getting past where he is now - he's around the 350 mark i believe, its where he got to (334 i think) with weight loss surgery, and he tapped out in the 340's on after being on ozempic for 9 months - its lost its effficacy if hes even taking it anymore, he wont exercise, lift weights, do things that would actually get him so he can make 60 but its not going to happen, he's going to being having one of his big fake rants where he's red in the face and just keel over on stream one day, he's not outliving either of those parents the state he's in.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Patience, in the grand scheme of things time is not on his side.
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And, as always, remember that for people like Boogie and Keffals, being forced to keep living in the hell they've created for themselves on earth is a much better punishment than granting them the sweet release of death.

 

[Caesar Salad]

I saw a homeless looking fella on the side of a street today, preaching about thoughts manifesting reality. I'd like to take a moment to practice this:
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Die, Steven, you fat tub of shit. A vessel in your brain will rupture whilst you're performing retarded staged faggot nonsense on LCL and your withered smear of a soul will be anally gaped for all eternity in the deepest recesses of Gehenna.

Lets see if that homeless bloke was onto something.

 

[AnOminous]

Any time he loses weight, he thinks that he's not fat anymore. Then he realizes how retarded he looks and tries to play it off as a joke.

If Boogie died, he'd still be fat but at least we wouldn't have to look at him any more.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Boogies never getting past where he is now - he's around the 350 mark i believe, its where he got to (334 i think) with weight loss surgery, and he tapped out in the 340's on after being on ozempic for 9 months - its lost its effficacy if hes even taking it anymore, he wont exercise, lift weights, do things that would actually get him so he can make 60 but its not going to happen, he's going to being having one of his big fake rants where he's red in the face and just keel over on stream one day, he's not outliving either of those parents the state he's in.

I'd give him credit if he actually stuck to a weight loss plan and put in the effort, but once again he's dumped the healthy stuff and is back to eating fatty foods and chugging Mountain Dew. Typical Boogie throwing out his usual 'I've gotta do it for my girl' and 'I'm finally doing it' bullshit but when it actually requires him to put in the effort to lose weight he gives up. Story of his life.

Well done, Steven. You're never going to reach 60. You're going to leave the childbride a widow sooner than you hope and it's all your fault.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why isn't he dead?

 

[a secret one]

Why isn't he dead?

He has successfully absorbed the souls of Hulk Hogan, Ozzy, and Chef Anne Burrell, Dragonborn-sytle, to gain another three to five years on this mortal plane.

 

[rat fucker]

If Boogie died, he'd still be fat but at least we wouldn't have to look at him any more.

If his "BODY" gets cremated the fat will ignite and make the crematory to burn the fuck down.

 

[Pill Cosby]

If his "BODY" gets cremated the fat will ignite and make the crematory to burn the fuck down.

the crematorium is going to smell like a dirty, burnt deep fat fryer. Let’s just hope the people at the morgue manage to put clean clothes on him otherwise it’s going to smell like week old Mountain Dew, piss and sweat.

 

[Punished Derich]

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

If I had a YouTube account with over 3 million subscribers and the only people who unironically liked me were people like this I would kill myself.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If I had a YouTube account with over 3 million subscribers and the only people who unironically liked me were people like this I would kill myself.

hint hint boogie, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

 

[Terfatron]

The only thing he deserves on his birthday is Remington flash photography on sight

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He seems like a nice fellow, unlike fat fuckface Boogie. Die.

 

[derthballs]

All we can hope for is the marriage is quick, and then the divorce arc isnt long after - Dez walks away with half the house but boogie has to downsize this time as he cant afford half again. Hes dumb enough to not get a pre nup.

 

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All we can hope for is the marriage is quick, and then the divorce arc isnt long after - Dez walks away with half the house but boogie has to downsize this time as he cant afford half again. Hes dumb enough to not get a pre nup.

He probably figures he doesn't need one. He'll just die soon and leave her with all his debt. There you go, that's her half.

 

[derthballs]

He hasnt got any real debt - she would do pretty well if married, house is worth about 500-600k, magic collection that he said he sold but didnt was about 150k, car, stuff in the house etc.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

He hasnt got any real debt

Doesn't he still owe a lot of money to the IRS from what he said on Caleb Hammer's interview? Unless he's already paid it since. Maybe they'd try and settle that debt when he's croaked and his finances get put in order.

 

[bravosouth]

He hasnt got any real debt - she would do pretty well if married, house is worth about 500-600k, magic collection that he said he sold but didnt was about 150k, car, stuff in the house etc.

I wonder if Chad's been written out of the will yet, or if he ever really was included? Also, what ever happened to moving to Branson MO? I thought the roommates were getting the boot and Steven was gonna take Desi somewhere close to her family, yet another bunch of yapping he's done that ended up going nowhere at all.

Boogie recently tweeted that everyone is retarded if they think he isn't making his finance sign a pre-nup:



Under the same tweet he replied agreeing with someone commenting that he has a 'negative net worth':



Those people just didn't watch the documentary...? The one that he swears up and down was grossly exaggerated? Now he's picking and choosing what bits out of it he wants to be true and which he wants to be convenient bullshit, full on clown mode.

Somehow Boogie is more likely to see money from one of Desi's kinfolk dying, but don't forget that he's been flexing how he's not broke anymore and can afford to blow 7k on an arcade machine this week! Ripping new Magic cards again that definitely aren't his and won't end up in his collection, and 'investing' in a new local business to boot! This always feels to me like when a child tells you some kind of obviously tall tale of theirs, like 'yeah okay dude, sure thing!'.

Spoiler: Also, here are his birthday tweet and replies:

 

[Marc83]

And, as always, remember that for people like Boogie and Keffals, being forced to keep living in the hell they've created for themselves on earth is a much better punishment than granting them the sweet release of death.

This 100%. Boogie wakes up HATING himself for a handful of valid reasons, and he can't reach over fast enough to down those pills to shove the pain away for a few hours.

He hasnt got any real debt - she would do pretty well if married, house is worth about 500-600k, magic collection that he said he sold but didnt was about 150k, car, stuff in the house etc.

Well, Chad has to be worked into that equation somehow. Him being in the shadows all these years is the one thing Boogie has maintained self control with, compared with how bad he is with everything else, I'm actually surprised Chad "The man who saved my life!" (by what, cleaning your shit off of you?) doesn't even get talked about by him other than the occasional "My Roommate" mention.

I'm at an all time low with with this thread with now only bi-weekly check in's. I've gotten so busy with personal stuff and as @Terfatron said "Great posts, excellent archiving and top tier memes." to you all.

Thanks to all you guys keeping up with things so peeps like me can sit down at our leisure and get caught up very quickly with what's been happening