Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Tim The Enchanter]

Am i misremembering this but wasnt the divorce was because of cheating on his part? With the pooner? And he goes and rapes another one?

Isn't that also the second person hes cheated on Shaye with?

First he cheated on his wife with Shaye, then also cheated on said mistress with Lyric. So he was sleeping around, (or trying to with Lyric, I can't remember if he did hook up at some convention, but he was having an online relationship with Lyric) whilst married and having a mistress.

Then after the divorce, he's still dating Shaye but is on at least one dating app, and rapes this X person.

Establishing a bit of a pattern here, Mald. Does he cheat in 2's you think, or are those the only ones we've found out about?

Oh wait, does anyone remember the timeline of him going out to see that at the time 16/17 yr old Wingless something or other? The one making the furry avatars for him on Second Life, was he married then as well or?

 

[Facom]

That's my LOTY right there. Nobody can stop him. He's got this shit down to an art form at this point. One of the best I've ever seen, a true natural. Born with the gift, and he won't stop giving.

 

[Lambda]

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Speaking of rapists, Ludwig spoke out over the Pirate Software drama a few days ago. He couldn't wax the cock of his bum buddy as he would do in the past, because that might turn his audience against him. So he has a go at 'slop channels' and states that Jason is getting too much 'hate'.

A brave take indeed Ludwig, but I have to ask you... did you get Hasan's permission to be so brave? You might need to check in with your Ottoman master to see if this 'opinion' is ok to broadcast.

The next round of slop needs to include this clip of Ludwig choking on Mald's 2 inch ferret poker. He decided to grab the cobalt 60, he needs to experience why you never go to bat for Mald.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I believe the accuser (not standard). I believe he held this person down and raped them at gunpoint, it's horrible. All three of those girls? I'm in disbelief .. Nine innocent African young women.. Twenty-two innocent Tauren at Blizzard being illegally milked, all those cybersex AI bots in that one Alliance town.. And to think he raped half of the village. He worked for BLIZZARD, doesn't it count for SOMETHING god damn you! Those ninety undead women deserve JUSTICE! MY DADDY WORKED FOR BLIZZARD AND I WORKED FOR BLIZZARD TOO, THEY CALLED ME BLIZZARD JUNIOR AND I CALLED THEM DADDY, TRUE, AT BLIZZARD WHERE I WORKED UNDER A SKY SO BLUE.

I can't believe he raped them all...

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

So he murder-fucks small animals and has questionably consensual relationships? Are we witnessing the birth of a serial killer?

 

[Hypercop]

This guy is definitely the kind of person to take a shit in a public bathroom and not flush.

 

[neger psykolog]

A brave take indeed Ludwig, but I have to ask you... did you get Hasan's permission to be so brave? You might need to check in with your Ottoman master to see if this 'opinion' is ok to broadcast.

"This is a brave take right now"
(spoken into a microphone that is wrapped in Red Bull branding)

 

[harbringer883]

This guy is definitely the kind of person to take a shit in a public bathroom and not flush.

He is a furry, so odds are he just eats his own shit.

 

[ADHD Mate]

>Use dating website
>I wanted a platonic relationship actually, Thor tried to rape me!

Thor's a giant faggot but this just smells of bullshit to me. Another thing on the usual sloptuber checklist. Expect pedophilia accusations that go nowhere to follow after this.

>Being on dating site means I consent to being dry humped first time we meet
???

 

[MrGodSlave]

I think it is an arguably valid claim that anyone who sleeps with Mald, regardless of consent, has suffered from a sexual assault. I cannot imagine a world where roachsex isn't a rape.

What a putrid existence, cheating on your lil dOOd doppelganger with some other furry faggot. Deplorable.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

This guy is definitely the kind of person to take a shit in a public bathroom and not flush.

If you ever wonder why public toilets have a tendency to have piss everywhere except into the goddamn bowl, it's people like mr Ferretfucker. It's his objective to get everything nice and yellow to mark his territory like a true ferret.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

So he murder-fucks small animals and has questionably consensual relationships? Are we witnessing the birth of a serial killer?

Does it count if its done via a cult? I could see it, someone steps out of line, they rape them to death, call the police and say "yeah, they killed themselves with autoerotic asphyxiation and large sharp anal insertions. Insane behavior officer".

Last thing someone sees before being anally raped to death by thors cultists

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[Tim The Enchanter]

So he murder-fucks small animals and has questionably consensual relationships? Are we witnessing the birth of a serial killer?

Have you seen his flabby noodle arms? There's no way he's getting rid of a body.

Maybe his ban hammer is his substitute...

E: grammar fuck up

 

[A27 Cromwell]

This guy can't get cancer fast enough.

 

[Preacher ✝]

HE'S A ROACH
HE'S A FRAUD
HE'S A RAPIST

 

[Hypercop]

This guy can't get cancer fast enough.

Given what we know about him, there is a decent chance of an AIDS diagnosis.

 

[Facom]

Has he discussed it on Stream yet?

Also, his Discord members are unhinged

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

HE'S A ROACH
HE'S A FRAUD
HE'S A RAPIST

HE'S DENTED

 

[Facom]

Average viewers are currently sitting back at November 2023 levels, which was about a month after he started his upward trend after averaging a few hundred viewers for years. Reversed almost 2 years of "work".

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Lemme just post the images of Discord conversations from Lyric's thread, since they don't seem to have been archived here yet.