Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Panoramic Overton Window]

I think the house idea stems from Mald's controlling nature and allows him to justify less pay and more pressure on his jannies. If you can imagine someone in a situation where their employer pays for their housing and as soon as you're no longer an employee you must pay rent, it is a bad situation to be in. If you quit then you're not only out of a job but your expenses shoot up substantially and if you decide to look elsewhere for a job there's the added drama of having to move out.

I think you nailed it with the controlling nature, but I think it's an even darker version of that. I've learned a lot over the years about cult leaders and cult dynamics, and Mald sets off all kinds of alarm bells for me on that count. Gathering, concentrating, and isolating his "flock," both psychologically and physically, is Cult 101 and he has a strong predilection for doing just that, among other things. I'm not saying they're going to collectively not click the mana gem at a ferret farm in Guyana anytime soon, but I predict much more weird shit is to come.

 

[TerribleUser09]

Just spotted this, haven't time to look into it too much right now, but thought worth posting here for someone else to look into if wanted

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I load it to Le Chatte GePeTe.
Thor is only mentioned once in whole document as a creditor. It seems our friend has lost some amount of money to company which promised to deliver BTC miner with "Golden Nonce" chip that was allegedly designed with SHA-256 decryption.
He just received a notice that such proceeding takes place.

 

[p1138]

I'm not saying they're going to collectively not click the mana gem at a ferret farm in Guyana anytime soon, but I predict much more weird shit is to come.

Nah, definitely wouldn't get that ridiculous. This group is too fucking dumb to do anything truly crazy. My prediction is someone dicks the pooner who ends up realizing that they might actually have some self worth remaining and wondering wtf they're doing with their life, the whole shit show gets declared to be one of those weird polycules that never actually works, and someone finally gets fed up with their boss sitting in a cuck chair talking about yiffing or some other furry bullshit.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I am absolutely not surprised that it appears his charity donations were to make people play his music for him.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

I checked his discord, and unfortunately

Spoiler: Yes its true

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But sadly, expected from someone(or in this case, some "thor") who called their connection cable "bifrost"

His entire Nordic larp is so fucking fake and gay. Has it ever been verified that his middle name from birth is Thor?

The pooner looks even more degenerate and unwashed than Mald does. And that says something.

Spoiler: pooner's face

I remember pretty early on in this thread that someone said they used to sell cocaine to JSON (or maybe they had knowledge of him doing it? happy to be corrected). I've gotta say, she looks like quite the stimulant abuser herself. Maybe the missing teeth are from meth

Broooo are you fucking kidding me?
Thor Hall? Shaye with no Bradie?
June 2025 and they are PREMIERING Heartbound songs???

Mald has already said that his brain basically shuts off when his game demo's music is playing since he listens to it on stream for 12+ hours daily, makes it kind of funny that he left his house for once to subject himself to that
Edit: of course he wanted to use his money to make people play shartmound music, so he can feel like a king being serenaded by his loyal subjects

Also, who premieres songs for an irrelevant video game that has been stuck in dev hell for nearly a decade?

 

[crestfallen]

Amer*cans have to stop LARPing as europeans. You're not nordic, Mald.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

REMOVED THE POLYMORPHIC

 

[Chernabog3000]

I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets
I dont think ive ever taken more than 5-10 minutes plus, even when having to mix in meds for a geriatric dog

Forget the dogs and cats. Forget that kibble and meds.

You can whip up toast bacon scrambled eggs and some oatmeal for an actual human in that amount of time. 10 minutes is enough to prepare an actual meal for an actual person.

 

[Lie Eater]

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There's something about his dead pamperchu eyes

That's a fucking serial killer. Looks like a down syndrome ryan gosling

 

[JayeGlow]

Just spotted this, haven't time to look into it too much right now, but thought worth posting here for someone else to look into if wanted

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Facom posted this on my behalf earlier since I didn't have a KF account yet.
Everyone on the service list was not being billed; they were simply given legal notice of Baker & Hostetler LLP's request to be paid $319,679.51 from the bankruptcy estate (that figure is $268,820.50 in fees + $50,859.01 in costs for June 25-Nov10 2014).
Now this site adds context to the payout to the creditors:

https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=d80f280b-43e7-4168-bd7e-2d007a5652f5

Long story short, you can argue for a larger payout. The link explains a procedural but financially significant win for the HashFast liquidation trust: labeling Bitcoin "property" potentially adds hundreds of thousands of dollars to the estate. In which case you would get 4.91¢ on the dollar back. So PS from their $2,481.63 claim would get back ~$121.85. If you opted to take payment in bitcoin-as the plan allowed in lieu of a check-the BTC amount was calculated the same day the distributions were processed.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I think you nailed it with the controlling nature, but I think it's an even darker version of that. I've learned a lot over the years about cult leaders and cult dynamics, and Mald sets off all kinds of alarm bells for me on that count. Gathering, concentrating, and isolating his "flock," both psychologically and physically, is Cult 101 and he has a strong predilection for doing just that, among other things. I'm not saying they're going to collectively not click the mana gem at a ferret farm in Guyana anytime soon, but I predict much more weird shit is to come.

 

[Glowie]

My cameo made my spit out my drink, now my desk's all sticky like Ferretfucker's ferrets.

Decomposing ferrets are usually sticky and stinky

Didn't anyone make very coincidental connexion that was Jason's fursona and his ferret rescue?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I've learned a lot over the years about cult leaders and cult dynamics, and Mald sets off all kinds of alarm bells for me on that count.

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Mald probably wouldn't have any real legal weight keeping anyone from moving out on a whim but he would use scare tactics and his jannies are not going to be people that will challenge him.

I'm glad im not alone in seeing him being culty AF. And not even jokingly, it wouldn't shock me if he had a furry compound being raided in 5 years.

The fact he probably only learned this shit from "penetration testing" which trained him to be a lying sociopath and nothing else is kinda horrifying....Like it was the only damn thing he was good at, so it stuck

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

no offense but you guys are kinda schizophrenic about this voice changer thing. His face moves away/towards the microphone, so of course it’s going to sound different.

It’s really just a fuck ton of bass boost + maybe voice training—but the bass boost alone will give the perception of a deeper voice.

Is there a clip of his “voice changer” malfunctioning without him moving his head away from the mic?

This.

His voice is likely higher pitched than it is on his streams, but its more likely that his mic is naturally bass-boosting his voice due to the proximity effect. Low frequencies roll off much faster than high frequencies at a distance, so as he moves away from his mic (which he's practically gargling at any given time) you'd expect his voice to change UNLESS he was using some kind of voice modulator.

This is why singers who have to cup the mic to sound 'good' are weenies.

That being said, he's still a malding furfaggot, and I would not have sex with him and his overly inflated ego.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Anyone have the ferret kill count spreadsheet? Skimmed the top and couldn't see it.

I'm trying to spread it to some non KF normies.

You called?

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

You called?

Taking bets on which one of those is a code word for bleeding out from Mald-induced raping. I think it's renal failure

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

Uh, he favors male ferrets I see.

 

[fukkit]

Taking bets on which one of those is a code word for bleeding out from Mald-induced raping. I think it's renal failure

Thats the crazy part, they were all rape deaths.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

Ex-roomie and supervisor is still having vague twitter conversations about him, across both of her accounts. Also, a cult member (or Mald himself) is arguing with her! Yay!

Aludiana
Mina



So other former colleagues witnesses want to speak? For the love of god, TALK TO US! THE INTERNET NEEDS YOU!

Somebody does not like what she has to say:



Never fear! He came back, a mere hour later!


Every word he utters on stream is taken to be sacred truth, and every word she writes is doubted. I struggle to believe this was written by a real person other than Mald, Shaye, or a mod.
"Overly emotional" is certainly something he would say. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think his cultists would normally dig into details like his work history. Whatever.

We need the next part of that Quintheo interview with her.

 

[One Angry Computer]

You called?
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Holy shit, Mald is like the Kristen Gilbert of ferrets.