Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dicky Kicky]

I would normally never believe any sexual allegations that come out when someone is already in the news for something. In this case I hate the guy though, so I bet it happened.

I think having convos documented from the time of the incident before he was huge, and from 2024 when he had made it big but wasn’t actively being dragged through the mud gives it extra validity.

 

[Outland Cow]

Lemme just post the images of Discord conversations from Lyric's thread, since they don't seem to have been archived here yet.
-snip-

I don't know if I just have a low tolerance for this sort of thing but the way he responds makes my stomach churn. It's easy to get desensitized to shocking things online, but this specific kind of behavior for whatever reason invokes a primal response I can't properly describe with words. Not all narcissists are evil, but it's my personal belief that most of them are.

 

[WebFelching]

Guys please be respectful of Jason's fursona....
He was not barefoot, rather he had his paws out

 

[suckfest]

Thor's a giant faggot but this just smells of bullshit to me. Another thing on the usual sloptuber checklist. Expect pedophilia accusations that go nowhere to follow after this.

I also have my doubts about the authenticity; innocent until proven guilty etc. however, Thors messages vs the accuser’s have a very different writing style, indicating that a single entity was not involved (assuming these are faked). Additionally (using his messages from his discord server as reference), the writing style from these messages vs Thors writing style line up.

 

[babadook]

*licks paws* *nuzzles fur* *dryhumps* x3

 

[Retardo Da Lynchi]

That is from me logging in after years and seeing that he is part of public groups. From that you can just join the group, check the group list by search. If they are in the group, it will show the last date they logged in.
Fuck it, his OP didn't have screenshots of his gay-as-fuck profile in SecondLife, so here are screenshots of his profile as of 07/25/2025

Opening page of profile
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Feed tab, this shows SecondLife's weird net profile things where it tracks name-changes. Here's all of Mald's
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Here are all of his Picks (Individual text pages on the main profile with direct teleports to where they were made) in order from top to bottom
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Faggy humor, no landmark. Place is likely long gone.

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The landmark is "The Cock Gardens, Mordheim (201,24,22)". I do not know what this place is and I am in no rush to find out.


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Talked about this earlier, the landmark leads to some sim named Static.


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Another pick with the Static Sim's landmark attached.

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His Real Life tab.

His "Classifieds" tabs are empty (He isn't offering any jobs or land) and the "Notes" section is a place for the person viewing the profile to take notes like a blank place to type and save.

Static was his sim. It was created around 2016-2017 not long after he ran Free Souls Haven (The SL Undertale Community) into the ground. I think it's gone and has been gone for a couple years now, but still exists on SL's map.
Unless it's completely private. Haven't tried going there recently to see if it still exists but the last time I checked it was on the map and told me it didn't exist when I tried to teleport there.

I dug around and found an old chat log of him arguing with someone that was shared around in a notecard back in 2016, and mentions of him just banning people left and right from the Undertale SIM over petty shit.

 

[Near]

I also have my doubts about the authenticity; innocent until proven guilty etc. however, Thors messages vs the accuser’s have a very different writing style, indicating that a single entity was not involved (assuming these are faked). Additionally (using his messages from his discord server as reference), the writing style from these messages vs Thors writing style line up.

Don't get me wrong, it's funny to see this nepobaby get what he deserves, it's just tiring to see the same rounds of BPD attention seekers trying to get their 5 seconds. People are still shit at sniffing them out it seems

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

I kind of feels like this will end up being a nothing burger. How many times have we seen shit like this come out and whoever it is just keeps chugging along. And I dont think Maldy here is any different. I'd love to be wrong though.

That's the problem when you have a decade of loud mouthed fat women crying wolf, people start caring less when it ACTUALLY happens. Also it's furries, who are gross degenerates and should be blamed for being gross degenerates. This isn't getting chloroformed in the park, this is hanging around a weird random guy you met off of the internet. Had the victim been a ferret this situation would have been MUCH worse.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

He was not barefoot, rather he had his paws out

Probably the next step, but I'm hoping he uses the dry ice on his dick instead in the hope having it replaced with a prosthetic made by Bad Dragon:

Spoiler: NSFW / Gore

 

[Mushroom King]

June 6, 1944, Normandy. Amid Operation Overlord’s chaos, Maldavius Figtree, a quirky soldier, stormed Omaha Beach with Private “Slick” McFadden, a fake lawyer. Their mission for the Stop Killing Games Liberation Front: harass Nazi General Ingrid von Stahl with a forged DMCA notice claiming her propaganda violated game copyrights. Dodging bullets, they reached her bunker, waving the absurd document. “Cease and desist!” Slick yelled, baffling the guards. Maldavius grinned, ready to unleash verbal chaos on von Stahl.

 

[Facom]

No more HB "dev" streams. Not like he was doing anything on them anyway

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

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Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

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I guess they never did make it to that dentist appointment.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Also he is a

FERRET.
FUCKER.

Much better, full sentences. I approve

Not all narcissists are evil, but it's my personal belief that most of them are.

Strangely, I think psychopaths aren't ALWAYS evil, and CAN function. They don't always get emotional stuff on a core FEEL level, but can understand and respect societal rules at least. Narcissists I don't know. even if not evil, probably too fucked to function

I remember hearing of a case of a professor though who did a study on psychos and put himself as a "control" for someone who wasn't psychopathic, and turned out he was. He was functional, had a wife and kids, well respected, but he still basically thought anytime neighbors were invited over for dinner "who the fuck are these stupid faggots in my house eating MY food??"

But besides that, he functioned fine, don't expect him to get too emotional, or warm, but he functions

Though I think with a lot of people them being "evil" or not is irrelevant. Like maybe thor WAS grievously abused by his mom more than we know. Still doesn't justiify him hurting others. Hes a hazard, either way.

Sometimes I think zombies are a good analogy of such intense mental deficiencies. Zombies don't mean who they WERE was always evil since birth, but they are now a hazard, and only retards think otherwise. I view narcissism similarly. And such an analogy works good for any bleeding heart faggots you run into who won't get it. It DOESN'T MATTER if its "evil" it DOESN'T MATTER if they were victims before, they are hazardous now. end of story.

I suspect thats also why he has a ton of tranny fans, they naturally have worse critical thinking, and so won't see his BS as easily

 

[Slamerella]

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It's already beginning.

shit now i want me some blaze pizza, fuck it, i'll cheat day to this (apologies to the victim though. hope justice gets served.)

 

[mxte]

Malding Fagtree's favourite song as he once again visits the local pet store for another ferret to rape.

He should name his son Gorillanest Hyde

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Maldo is:
-Lazy
-An unapologetic rapist
-Abusive
-Grifter

Maldo is a nigger by definition.

 

[crowabunga]

Jason's fall is so meteoric, violent, and unabating that I'm getting numb to his drama. Save some embarrassing facts for later, Jason! Eventually being hated on is the most attention you'll get, so you don't want to blow it all this calendar year.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I have to come forward too. I worked with Jason Hall in 2016 as a cultural consultant with the WoW Gnome expansion. He made multiple comments about my hat being “the perfect size” and when I told him that it would probably be too small for him to wear he told me that I was the perfect size to wear him.

I called him, and I’ll be honest here, “A filthy fucking keebler” (It was a different time) and he got this terrifying look on his face and told me he’d be a filthy Keebler fucker. Which for those not versed in Black Forest politics is worst than bestiality. He asked if I could explain that in MS paint and pulled out a comedically large chalkboard and motioned for me to sit on his lap.

Fortunately we were interrupted by the hourly call to molest being blasted over the live speakers and I was able to disappear in the ensuring clouds of pepper spray and puddles of spilt breast milk.

 

[Huddinge]

Dry humping someone to completion against their will kinda is the Bob Ross of raping

 

[Medic]

Last thing the ferret sees before dying of anal adrenal disease
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He worked in blizzard, so its not a surprise that he was shoving nome dildos up peoples asses like a tf2 spy and then taunt laugh at their misery.