"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Erubetie said:
What's his excuse for not riding it these days, any way? He can't use the Orchiectomy excuse because he's "had it", and I haven't seen him beg for more useless accessories for it in a couple weeks/months.
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Probably "taking a stance against corporate bike gentrification" or some other ridiculous bullshit.
 
Deadpool said:
I don't know why he cares what kind of bike he has. Even if he had the most expensive, top of the line bike EVAR it wouldn't change the fact he's too stupid to ride it.
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What I don't understand is why can't he imagine owning the most hi-tech and expensive of bikes. He already imagines so many things.
 
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Deadpool said:
I don't know why he cares what kind of bike he has. Even if he had the most expensive, top of the line bike EVAR it wouldn't change the fact he's too stupid to ride it.
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It'd about having "the best," and for Phil the more expensive something is, the better it is. He'd shell out a couple hundred extra bucks for some dumb logo. Of course, it's never his money so it's really meaningless for him, just an abstract concept really. And he needs to buy all of the accessories too, just to show that he's a true and honest fan. He's like those people who pick up a hobby and immediately spend hundreds, maybe thousands, of dollars on useless junk they never use, and quickly forget about it. Except Phil never forgets about it. He goes to great lengths to convince everyone that he does ride the bicycle, poses with it, decorates it, and even gets fucking tattoos of it!

Erubetie said:
What's his excuse for not riding it these days, any way? He can't use the Orchiectomy excuse because he's "had it", and I haven't seen him beg for more useless accessories for it in a couple weeks/months.
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Well like I've said before, his interests seem to be cyclical. And it seems like he can only remember one or two things at a time. It's likely he's too busy with other things, but maybe in three to five months he'll remember the bicycle thing ans request more accessories he doesn't need or use, or hell maybe even get another bicycle related tattoo. What's he up to now? 8? 10? 15?

HickoryDickory said:
Bikes are now slaves of the patriarchy?
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Again, Phil reminds me of a whiny, tryhard teenager. He's upset that corporations and people with jobs are also into bicycles. Its like when a dumb punk kid throws away all their CDs and band merch because their favorite band "sold out" by getting popular.

Hell, he already seems to be trying to find a new sexual persona given that gays and even trannies are becoming too "mainstream" for him. Can't imagine what that shit's like in Portland, especially the yuppie-ish areas. Phil probably has to compete for attention with much more popular, likeable and sociable trannies... and people who are genuinely more batshit crazy than himself too. Meanwhile Phil just waddles around in a 'die cis scum' vest smelling like arse and wondering why nobody wants to shave his back.
 
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G'morning fam! Looks like Phil some something in store for today.
He'll just share other peoples posts and articles as usual, because :autism:
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Why is Slingblade on adderall at all?!
A stimulant like adderall isn't exactly a good match for a "downer" like alcohol.
 
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YankeeTrader said:
G'morning fam! Looks like Phil some something in store for today.
He'll just share other peoples posts and articles as usual, because :autism:
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Lol the public screeching for pills while Phil just wants to sperg about maps

What a functional human being who is not at all physically addicted to various substances
 
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Where the fuck does he mean when he says he's going to "Post" these signs? Does that mean he's going to spend a day hanging up his kindergarten level drawings all over his apartment? Or posting them online?

Although it's Phil so I'm sure him laying on the couch for an entire day with his eyes closed, imagining himself posting his road signs around is a viable scenario too. He'd probably get up from the couch exhausted from the effort as well.
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
Where the fuck does he mean when he says he's going to "Post" these signs? Does that mean he's going to spend a day hanging up his kindergarten level drawings all over his apartment? Or posting them online?

Although it's Phil so I'm sure him laying on the couch for an entire day with his eyes closed, imagining himself posting his road signs around is a viable scenario too. He'd probably get up from the couch exhausted from the effort as well.
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I think the wall above the autistic wiccan shrine of fail is where he hangs all his tard scribbles and home made road signs if I remember correctly.
 
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