Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Worse. He thinks women want it from him, the ultimate cool-guy alpha chad (in his onw mind).

Don’t understand his delusion. The only way he managed to get Kayla to touch his peen was by pretending to be gay and join the cheerleading squad to grope women’s bodies. And the only way he could get his dick wet after that was through YouTube fame and money which he blew on hookers and a crack whore with fish snatch.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

TL;DW:

Kurt decided that when the arrest showed the condition Nick was subjecting his kids to that Nick was a bad person that he shouldn't associate with and Kurt took Nick saying he'll compensate people for their time on Nick's stream where he earned millions off their free labor as Nick saying "I'll pay you" (the concept of Nick paying anyone to come on his show offends him), so now Nick has no choice but to punish his audience with 3 hours of seething at a man more successful than him cook every night.

His constant need to reframe things so dishonestly is exhausting just to read about, more exhausting to listen to him doing it, it must be even more exhausting being him and feeling the constant need to reframe things in his dishonest, self-serving way.

Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and how severe they are can vary. People with the disorder can:

He's the perfect example of a malignant narcissist. I just take comfort in knowing he can never be happy, because of it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick once again misrepresents his former colleagues, they're co-hosting with eachother all the time. He's just not invited.
Also everyone gets the underage invite criticism Nick, its just that you harp on about it for 3 hours every show. Its played out, its boring.

Can you imagine Kino Casino spending 10 minutes every episode justifying their next segment to the audience lmao

 

[MooseMuha]

In the case of the Pretty Unattractive girls, I think we may be confusing "trying to remain anonymous" with "so irrelevant nobody even bothers to look them up".

They openly state their real names on their Rumble page. You got the Haley part right (Mises Institute...LOL), the other one is named Jackie Lyons. Very common name, including a few with large Internet presence, so I haven't found much more about this Jackie.

Also, did we ever get more IRL info on Karmic? Did he stop balldoguarding so people gave him a pass? Sorry, may have missed that arc if it happened.

This isn't her, is it?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

EDIT: Nevermind, he still obsesses over it, I guess it just stopped hitting my feed.

"Last time"? Nick can't cum since Aaron left? It would explain a lot.

 

[waffle]

Talks too fast to be from the deep South, and doesn't have a proper twang or drawl for the upper south proper (and definitely not arkansas). Maybe the southern portion of the midwest that borders the south like southern Ohio or southern IL (or Missouri).

He accent is South Missouri/North Arkansas/Eastern Oklahoma/North East Texas

 

[MooseMuha]

He accent is South Missouri/North Arkansas/Eastern Oklahoma/North East Texas

Haley is from North Carolina

 

[beckup]

Nick will just share his stories and make you feel all round discomfort. You’ll be at a bar wondering why in God’s name is this random fucking person talking about these things unprompted?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Haley is from North Carolina

I'd recommend getting a group chat together with interested parties and posting your results on a new thread WIP or in @Pee Cola's Dabbleverse general.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick claims that Kurt gave one of the most uncomfortable interviews he ever saw. but I highly doubt it's more uncomfortable than asking Kyle Rittenhouse if he likes dickgirls with or without the balls.

 

[Mean Reds]

Nick is not your average, garden variety Narcissist. He's a Dark Triad. That's what makes him such an interesting case study, as opposed to Aaron, who's just your average, garden variety Narcissist.

Aaron is someone I wouldn't want to be in a romantic relationship with vs. Nick is someone I wouldn't want to be in the same room with. Aaron is annoying. Nick is actually dangerous.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He does have a weird gravitation towards rape.

His favorite new girls also have a gravity field.
Weird.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick claims that Kurt's gave one of the most uncomfortable interviews he ever saw. but I highly doubt it's more uncomfortable than asking Kyle Rittenhouse if he likes dickgirls with or without the balls.

Especially uncomfortable when Kyle was barely 18, having been accused of crimes at the age of 17.
"Hello Mr Rittenhouse, I know a week ago you couldn't even buy cigarettes, but do you want my Sailor Moon dakimakura?"

 

[AltisticRight]

Everything Nick says has an Asterisk.

*until I later refute it and claim "I did not say that."

* - before Aaron Imholte
〇 - after Aaron Imholte

This is the logical extension of the Lolbert NAP and 'I can swing my arms about wildly as long as I do not strike anyone' and 'Your rights end at the tip of my nose' carried to extreme as justification for bad behaviour. The base premise (that men are able to self-regulate) is retarded and leaves it open to exploitation.

His current NAP stands for No Aaron Penis.

 

[Soapmore]

Imagine having a psychotic weirdo give you the Kubrick Stare while thrusting a pile of vomit in your face, insisting you eat it. You should be able to chop off someone's head with an axe if they do that.

Look how utterly VILE this absolute SLOP this FAGGOT is forcing his children to eat is. How utterly repulsive. Look at his menacing facial expression while he is trying to force his children to eat GARBAGE.

Yes but its WAGYU garbage, so those fucking kids will EAT IT and LIKE IT.

 

[Vibralldo]

Especially uncomfortable when Kyle was barely 18, having been accused of crimes at the age of 17.
"Hello Mr Rittenhouse, I know a week ago you couldn't even buy cigarettes, but do you want my Sailor Moon dakimakura?"

I have a feeling that eventually we'll learn information that recontextualizes everything Nick's done in a horrifying way.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Minor point: the current house was fully paid for, until Nick took out a (likely home improvement) loan on it. The house that's in a trust "for his kids", that he almost lost due to foreclosure, likely to pay for a sex dungeon that didn't happen, and likely went up his nose instead. The murder shower house was on a mortgage for a time, but somehow got paid off and its eventual fire sale paid for the overdue loan on his kids' legacy.

I thought there was still a mortgage on the 'old' house that was being rented at a loss to another family. I know the current Rekieta home was bought outright by a Trust, but the first home was in Nick and Kayla's names.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

* - before Aaron Imholte
〇 - after Aaron Imholte


His current NAP stands for No Aaron Penis.

"It became less consensual!"

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick has publicly stated that he does not belive in university education (outside of STEM and credentialed occupations as a societal requirement) so he never put any money away form his wild success for their benefit.

So what happens if your kids have an affinity for the STEM subjects? Come to that, why wouldn't you just steer them towards the STEM subjects, letting them know that if they want a university education and they want you to pay for it, they'd better be doing proper hard science. Sure, they can go ahead and do a degree in creative pornography studies like their father did, but they'll need to be taking out student loans and getting part time work to support themselves.

The reality is, Nick isn't putting any coin away because he expects Celeste to foot the bill for them, like she did for him.

Celeste, if you're reading? Leave it all to the zoo. Your useless son will piss it all away on cocaine and butt ugly whores.

He's the perfect example of a malignant narcissist. I just take comfort in knowing he can never be happy, because of it.

It's why I find the people who support him so peculiar. It's really obvious to anybody at this stage in his life that Rekieta is as miserable as all hell. The golden career he once thought was within his grasp has been pissed away and the loss is so profound that every show is really just hour after hour of Nick displaying what a bitter fucking loser he is for the world.

There's no way in hell he can ever rebuild his audience. He larped as a good Christian family man, home schooling his kids and running a small business in the sticks in Minnesota. When the mask slipped, he showed the world he was a drug addicted cuckold who liked to take his wife to Jamaica to watch her get team railed by niggers while he snorted cocaine and watched, wanking off in the corner. Nobody's ever going to that guy again for his hot moral-legal takes on the issues of the day. Except people who have similar interests and grifters.

He knows all this. It's eating him up and consequently, the misery on display when he streams is palpable.

 

[Vibralldo]

So what happens if your kids have an affinity for the STEM subjects? Come to that, why wouldn't you just steer them towards the STEM subjects, letting them know that if they want a university education and they want you to pay for it, they'd better be doing proper hard science. Sure, they can go ahead and do a degree in creative pornography studies like their father did, but they'll need to be taking out student loans and getting part time work to support themselves.

The reality is, Nick isn't putting any coin away because he expects Celeste to foot the bill for them, like she did for him.

Celeste, if you're reading? Leave it all to the zoo. Your useless son will piss it all away on cocaine and butt ugly whores.

Didn't Nick say that he was trying to make his kids into influencers? We all know how well becoming an influencer ended for Nick.