High tax state and city, high upkeep wife, low income due to ever-diminishing audience, a few family members and "friends" asking for a handout, donations to left-wing causes, donations to Hasan and orbiters, whatever her majesty wants as a hobby this week, dog things and other expenses such as medical bills due to living in a biohazard of a house located in the Garden of Nurgle and anything else that might have come up. Money run dry.
There are many ways I see this working out:
I'd put my money on this.
Put me down for option 5 with the caveat that Anus rekindles an old flame from her high school days.
Yeah, the abuse allegations are a freebie for every scenario.
Do not bet on old flame. I presume that everyone of them is either married and/or knows of her crazy. Every man who was interested in her thanks their lucky stars they did not end up marrying her. If this option is taken, it will be with a moderately successful Muslim business owner that was too ugly to marry young or had not come to Canada until after she was with Ian.
Dude, La Velada is fucking massive. Anus and her husband wish they could hit those numbers (literally millions of viewers across multiple platforms) and snag celebrity guests and music acts for the event. Last year fucking Will Smith performed for some reason, but everyone seemed to love it. Blows my mind that CC had every opportunity to be just as big but those morons would rather turn into a cringe clout goblin fest.
They really should've been financially set up for many years with CC1 (influencer boxing was still popular at the time it happened) but Anisa fucked everything up with CC2 a.k.a. The Anisa Show and her generally retarded spending habits. Still can't really wrap my head around how much they lost with CC2. A quarter fucking mill pissed in the wind just because Anisa wanted to get her dick sucked by influencer subhumans. And it didn't even work out like she hoped it would, how many of the people she flew out to CC2 even acknowledge her existence these days? The two non-entities Frogan and Denims are the only ones that come to mind, bottom feeders like her.
Put my money on 4).
Respectfully disagree. Normies don't possess all the Anus background lore we kiwis do. Also BPDs are known to love bomb their targeted victims at the start of a relationship (she did this to Ian) until they get their hooks in. Seeing as to how she is obsessed with social media, the odds she hasn't reached out to old flames are effectively zero. Plus we know Maureen doesn't like Ian and is probably encouraging Anus to get herself a real man(let) like Chris Ray Gun.
Yes, normies might not know of everyone of her attempted hobbies but those that did know her probably know what she was up to. She was advertising herself as a booby streamer and OF model for a while so it is unrealistic to assume that word did not reach back to her home town. Every time she made the news, every time a YTer they were watching mentioned her etc etc. They might not know of everything but just the surface level is enough to scare people away. Not to mention that they can google her and find out more about her. Even innocently searching her to see what she is up to will show a lot of videos. The world is far more interconnected now that it was even a decade ago. She probably is gossiped about by the former classmates and their moms. And yes, Maureen probably reached around but I doubt anyone took her up in that offer. If one of the moms found out about Anus, the rest would follow suit through gossip. Only the most desperate would settle for an old, stinky whore that cannot cook or raise kids to be the bride of their little Pasa. Plus, again, most are either married or poor (and Maureen does not want poor).
>undercoat of the frosting
It would almost be admirable that she finally found a hobby that didn't involve sitting on her ass looking at social media, but it's very clear that the entire purpose of the hobby is to show people on social media that she does something other than social media. It's like she is physiologically incapable of performing any normal human function without documenting it on twitter. She took the phrase "pics or it didn't happen" literally, and she thinks she will stop existing if she logs off.
I'm fucking crying. That poor turtle looks misshapen and tormented in both cakes.
I laughed harder at this than I should have. You just know that's what she was going for and made that retarded abomination insteadView attachment 7695033View attachment 7695061
It's like those "Pinterest vs. Reality" posts.
It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.
You know its bad when even your husband that you personally traumatized can break out of his thousand yard stare long enough to laugh at your piss poor attempt.
