Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[The Iconoclast]

This was the lowcow thread.

Well damn, press F to pay respects.

Anyway,
http://www111.zippyshare.com/v/a0Wi7M3x/file.html

This is how I discovered them, by watching a pretty funny edited video on a FB meme page a few months ago, and I found and looked through their channel and was just laughing at how ridiculous all of this was. Of course, I left it be, since I've been preoccupied with McJuggerNuggets, a FAR better freakout YouTuber, but now that he's resurfaced... LOL.

 

[Savage Squad Goals]

According to Cody's real mom, he has Oppositional Defiant Disorder. They're pushing a kid with a personality disorder to the brink, repeatedly, to laugh at him. You can even see him USING THE TECHNIQUES he's learned on his own - to walk away, to calm down, to self soothe, just do he DOESN'T blow up, and they make fun of him for it, or refuse to allow him to decompress. The poor kid is trying with all his tries to do the right thing, on his own, with no assistance, and they just shit on him for it.

This. This is the thing that got me the absolute most. This is the most heart-wrenching part of the whole situation; watching this poor child struggling SO hard to do the right thing and be a better person than his family have been to him. To be better than his father. He works so hard at it, and they push to break his efforts and tear him apart for it. The absolute worst case has to be the adoption prank video... He worked so hard to logic through that, to not believe the lie, and he's pushed so hard as they say all the things that hit his most vulnerable points...

 

[Yaks]

I'm wondering why they said doing a "Divorce Prank" was going too far and would hurt the kids with abandonment issues, but doing an "You're getting put up for adoption" prank is ok.

 

[Mossy]

New Phillip DeFranco on Mike, mainly relaying what we've already said here, but it might be good for newcomers.

 

[princess13456789]

I downloaded the Invisible Prank before Youtube deleted it.

http://www63.zippyshare.com/v/y27FjiAD/file.html

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No opinion on if he abuses his kids but he should be put into prison for having that face.

 

[multiverse]

Michael whining

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Lolcow category hardliners blown out. This guy is a lolcow, move the thread back.

 

[Peace Killdeer]

It was probably covered in one of the videos, but I'm curious where this guys friends are. I know adults that play shitty pranks on their friends, and a lot of them end in someone at least getting injured, but no one gives a shit because it's adults. What's the deal with this guy choosing to do this to his kids? If he did this to his friends and filmed it he could have a 1 million+ sub channel without any of the controversy. Did he prank away all of his interpersonal relationships or something?

 

[Lalala]

Michael whining
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Isn't like the first fallback of an abusive cunt basically "I know I hit you in the face baby but I also took you to dinner and bought you a new car, our relationship is fine and full of love!"

 

[multiverse]

What's the deal with this guy choosing to do this to his kids?

His whole brand is centered around being a father of 5 kids, and having the family be just like him: edgelords who don't give a fuck, swear, fart, fuck each other up. He's an narcissist who's enamored by the idea of having each of his children made in his image, flipping off "the haters" and laughing about their Lord of the Flies lifestyle.

 

[BrunoMattei]

So Alex pours soap all over the bathtub and hides DS in Cody's bed to get him in trouble, dad goes mental breaking the poor kids game and shouting like a mad man. Makes you wonder how many more times that kid gets blamed for things he didn't do with no way of defending himself. Even an adult would go bonkers in an environment like that.

Oh, and mum says she doesn't feel bad about what happened to Cody because he does other bad things...

I hope someone beats the shit out of that older step brother.

 

[princess13456789]

DaddyOFive@DaddyOFive.com is the email on the website http://daddyofive.com/store

 

[BrunoMattei]

Also how'd ya'll niggers get baited by Dynastia again? Smh fam.

I just rate bad posts as dumb/autistic and move on.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Also relevant, found while FB searching "DaddyOFive" to see who's talking about it

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Obviously not posted by the real Cody, but still amusing

Spoiler: All I can see when I look at that picture

 

[The Iconoclast]

DaddyOFive@DaddyOFive.com is the email on the website http://daddyofive.com/store

Nothing like profiting even more off of child abuse.

 

[princess13456789]

Nothing like profiting even more off of child abuse.

Hope those rednecks go to fucking prison and rot and get abused.

 

[Shokew]

How's the "archiving his videos" thing coming along? Because we need to archive ALL of his shitty vids, if we can, as evidence of this family's crimes, after all.
Honestly, there's gotta be a way to do it for an entire Youtube page with working links to the actual vids - I'm not having much success in finding such a method, so far.

 

[Cuck Norris]

It would be a pretty funny prank if they hit Cody with a car.

 

[princess13456789]

It would be a pretty funny prank if they hit Cody with a car.

If they did on PURPOSE then CPS would've got their ass on them.