Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,320
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This has gone way to far over FAKE YouTube pranks. We are sorry and we will change our style but you are putting our family in real danger. You are putting the kids that you think you are helping in real danger.
Fake my ass. Your videos are about as fake as your sincerity in this one, Michael. You should lose everything for the shit you've pulled- your safety, your children, your YouTube. Hell, even your freedom if everyone plays their cards right.

Also, Keemstar feeds off of this sort of thing. And if he ever saw this (and it's possible he has), he'd only make things worse for you.

Goddamn this is another level of fucked up.

What makes me think that Cody might wind up becoming Islam the way they keep treating him?
 
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Also, I just noticed that this guy is also named Phil. There's Phil the potato tranny, there's Manbaby Phil who sucks at video games and life in general, pretentious hipster Phil Fish and now this guy. The most intriguing part is all of them are massive assholes.

They should be gathered, be put into a one single small room together, then observing them and see what would happen. Maybe a battle royale would ensue.
 

So Alex pours soap all over the bathtub and hides DS in Cody's bed to get him in trouble, dad goes mental breaking the poor kids game and shouting like a mad man. Makes you wonder how many more times that kid gets blamed for things he didn't do with no way of defending himself. Even an adult would go bonkers in an environment like that.

Oh, and mum says she doesn't feel bad about what happened to Cody because he does other bad things...
 
Also, I just noticed that this guy is also named Phil. There's Phil the potato tranny, there's Manbaby Phil who sucks at video games and life in general, pretentious hipster Phil Fish and now this guy. The most intriguing part is all of them are massive assholes.

They should be gathered, be put into a one single small room together, then observing them and see what would happen. Maybe a battle royale would ensue.
It's almost like Phil is a common English name for males.
 
My younger sister works with kids around Cody's age. I told her about this and she says that what they're doing is definitely abuse but there was really nothing to be done. At least by me but now that it's going national something will definitely happen. This is probably the least funny thread on the farms. I'm only following to see if there's a happy ending.

Also, I just noticed that this guy is also named Phil. There's Phil the potato tranny, there's Manbaby Phil who sucks at video games and life in general, pretentious hipster Phil Fish and now this guy. The most intriguing part is all of them are massive assholes.

They should be gathered, be put into a one single small room together, then observing them and see what would happen. Maybe a battle royale would ensue.
You talking about DeFranco? Hell the guy is a hero in all this.
 
Supernanny's toughest challenge yet. Just the thought of hearing her lashing out at them would be VERY therapeutic.

Nah fuck that, I want a full on Dr Phil freakshow. One of those 2 parter episodes with constant shots of the audience looking like they want to leap off the bleachers and strangle the guest while Dr Phil pretends to be surprised at his guests statements.

Also how'd ya'll niggers get baited by Dynastia again? Smh fam.
 
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Okay guys, here's the deal. We're not a vigilante forum, and even if we were, the only difference between these people and every other redneck in Maryland is that they posted it to youtube like a bunch of dumbshits. Other than it being funny watching little shits like Alex who deserve getting #TYCED, this family isn't lolcows.

Since these videos are mostly staged with incredibly misleading titles to draw attention to them (ex: the shitting on the floor vid was using plastic poop) I'm relocating this to multimedia.
 
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Okay guys, here's the deal. We're not a vigilante forum, and even if we were, the only difference between these people and every other redneck in Maryland is that they posted it to youtube like a bunch of dumbshits. Other than it being funny watching little shits like Alex who deserve getting #TYCED, this family isn't lolcows.

Since these videos are mostly staged with incredibly misleading titles to draw attention to them (ex: the shitting on the floor vid was using plastic poop) I'm relocating this to multimedia.
Horrorcows are almost never funny. Plus I find Mike's attempts at damage control to be amusing in a weird way.
 
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