Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Steinercard]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

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Oh no the furry faggot is a rapist. Think of how this will affect the other faggot furry rapists!

 

[Facom]

>Furfag
>Married to a pooneer
>Sex pest
>Wallows in literal animal shit
>Forces himself on someone unwilling
>So autistic he walks around barefoot like a fucking caveman
>Evidence of mistreating animals on numerous occasions
How long until Mald fits the criteria for Horrorcow?

On the same note, has he ever actually shown his streaming setup? Considering these new developments the fact he greenscreens out his actual 24/7 living space makes me wonder what horrors await on the other side of the screen. He doesn't live with the ferret hoard but the barefoot autism and being so fucking lazy he got up to tell his spouse to feed the cat especially ring some alarm bells in my head.

If you look at the estate agent listings for his property (Go to page 1 and take his current address), the interior is really really nice. There is probably shit up the fucking walls by now

 

[Unimaginative Username]

There's still 4 months left for someone else to steal the bag, top of my head are:

• Canadian police finally getting their hands of JF "potato smasher" Gariepy
• Hasan finally getting deported or sent to gitmo for doubling down (he recently excused ISIS as a mossad-cia false flag to millions of his subscribers) on being a pro terrorism retard millionaire
• Anisa divorcing icuckzz
• Rekieta violating his parole and being sent to jail
• CWC actually impregnating the Finnish wood elf for real this time
• Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

A good list. I would just add Karl Jobst since he's been busy trying to hide assets from the bankruptcy court while simultaneously bragging about it to his fans on Discord, so there's a very good chance that this absolute legend will get both a prison arc and a divorce arc with his mail-order bride leaving him.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

- underdeveloped social behavior
- rebellion against authority
- poor judgement of risk
- disregard for others

It's also very female coded (your above points could also be given to any woman in existence as well).

Edit: Seems I have to fucking clarify that I was shitting on Maldo for being womanlike rather than wanting to start a real-life discussion on the merits of being barefoot and women's shoe habits.

Excuse me mate but thinking women are more socially underdeveloped and all the other points is intense retard nigger moid thinking. Check crime statistics.

Women might be barefoot because:
- their shoes are more often uncomfortable
- they don't want to dirty their shoes (they clean them, unlike many men)

Not to mention many men wouldn't be able to take off their shoes without fucking up the place, and many women can (not all heh).
But all good, this is much more fun to discuss than artsy pedophile freaks.

If he uses a voice changer, why did the person who's making the sexual assault accusations not mention the difference in voice in real life? It's why I think he had voice training to do it, anyone who hears him in real life would hear a drastic difference.

Their sexual encounter took place before maldy had finished his second puberty.
And I agree on the voice training. If you listen to his old content, you'll hear a mix of his high nasalized voice but you'll also hear bits and pieces that sound more like his current voice.
The most reasonable conclusion is some voice training + mic placement & settings. My low % speculation on the wilder side is some sort of throat injection or hormonal thing.

To make up for my off topic sperg above I'll include this short old audio clip with an AI slop photo

(old mald video audio source)

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Where? I can't seem to find Maldavius on the Please Stop Talking podcast.

I WAS WRONG
I was mixing up Maldavius Figtree with Brendaniel's fake deep voice and the other furries in this room. I was mistaken and PirateSoftware has, to my knowledge, no relationship with MandaloreGaming.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

Fun stuff. Bro really is rocking the Windows prompt. Consider also doing transcription for all those clips, if you are not doing already!

 

[PyramidBox]

For the love of god, if you must talk about it at least keep it Maldo-centric.

I mean, the "why does it seem like women go barefoot more often than men" thing is something I've sometimes wondered growing up in the south and it's funny to see it pop up in the fucking egotistical ferretboy thread because of his own disgusting practices

 

[sum ting wong]

When you add tits and fat ass to anything. it's going to be appealing to your monkey brain.

It's not really doing it for me

 

[Hit Squad]

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It's not really doing it for me

It's doing it for someone (Jason's POV)

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Found this amusing, this video heavily compares mald to phil fish. I never followed phil fish much but knew he was a laughing stock. The video seems to be KINDA soft on mald compared to a lot of sloptubers, but the comparison is interesting.

I also think, unlike the video maker, its probably a little late to clean things up for mald.

Phil was actually incredibly talented. He was just a massive douche and the most stereotypical early 2010s hipster imaginable. Hence why he was easy to hate.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Their sexual encounter took place before maldy had finished his second puberty.
And I agree on the voice training. If you listen to his old content, you'll hear a mix of his high nasalized voice but you'll also hear bits and pieces that sound more like his current voice.
The most reasonable conclusion is some voice training + mic placement & settings. My low % speculation on the wilder side is some sort of throat injection or hormonal thing.

That's true. But I still think it can't just be that because he must meet other people, anyone in his life could hold it against him, able to tell the internet "he's faking his voice, it sounds very different in real life". Unless he's become a shut-in, I suppose. That's certainly possible. But then he went to that "charity" event for them to play his music.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

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Honestly this is such an obvious 'band wagoning' gay op, its kinda fucking stupid. Mald is fucking hemorrhaging support, but NOW is the time to bring up that one time he 'raped' me????

I don't believe this opportunistic whore. She is a whore that thought if she hooked up with this weird rich guy drowning in his own ego she would get something. She sold her body to this freak and she deserves all the bullshit that comes with it.

Suffah ho'.

 

[Facom]

"he's faking his voice, it sounds very different in real life

 

[Stephen Rothman]

That's true. But I still think it can't just be that because he must meet other people, anyone in his life could hold it against him, able to tell the internet "he's faking his voice, it sounds very different in real life". Unless he's become a shut-in, I suppose. That's certainly possible. But then he went to that "charity" event for them to play his music.

We live in an era where most content creators use so many filters, they look more South Korean than human. Sounding squeakier in person wouldn't be a huge deal. It really only matters for people who absolutely insist on catching every little fib of his.

 

[whalebiologist]

So about the voice - is there any real explanation why the ferretfucker sounded the same at the streamer awards? Had to be just voice training. Now during his own streams he bass boosts for sure, recent clips have him sounding like Jabba the Hutt. But honestly I don’t think he uses any special software. I can also lower my voice at will, but then I sound like an edgy fag.

On a sidenote, I fucking despise YouTubers with that dull, ultra deep voice like moistcritical etc. Or old Leonard Cohen. If a deep, raspy voice makes someone respectable in your eyes, you’re a retard. That’s some primitive tribal shit.

 

[Hit Squad]

Honestly this is such an obvious 'band wagoning' gay op, its kinda fucking stupid. Mald is fucking hemorrhaging support, but NOW is the time to bring up that one time he 'raped' me????

I don't believe this opportunistic whore. She is a whore that thought if she hooked up with this weird rich guy drowning in his own ego she would get something. She sold her body to this freak and she deserves all the bullshit that comes with it.

Suffah ho'.

Oh brother, I hate to burst your bubble but it's Mister X not Miss.

This is not your typical #metoo heterosexual melodrama. This is a whole furry gayboy sex can of worms that got opened.

 

[Roachbound]

The most reasonable conclusion is some voice training + mic placement & settings. My low % speculation on the wilder side is some sort of throat injection or hormonal thing.

Personally think the latter is more likely, since voice training would require effort on jason's behalf, something he very clearly detests.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Yes, I know that, that was in the past though, he's saying it changed since then.

 

[Hit Squad]

Chud logic has been going over Cardposting's website and is looking at some of the vids that Maldo brigaded off Youtube on his livestream att.

Interesting stuff, but I'm sure his actual vid on this segment will be posted here once it gets released proper.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Finally caught up on the thread. You guys are going on every sidequest, from single-polygon tits to women's shoes/feet. Makes me think of that Second Life conversation where he mentions he likes knots and is neutral on paws. I bet he was the one to bring up feet in the first place. Disgusting degenerate.

One thing I've been meaning to say is that Jason is absolutely a low intelligence specimen. If he had five less IQ points, he wouldn't be able to answer the breakfast question. And this is something I've always genuinely wondered about Dark Triad personalities - how much of a difference is there between a psychopath/narcissist with low IQ, and a psychopath/narcissist with high IQ? Because afaik it works a hell of a lot like autism, you get better and better at masking until you're a high-functioning autistic or a nondestructive psychopath, someone who can actually intuit and reason out what normal human beings expect.

In any case, Jason really is exactly like DSP in that aspect. Completely narcissistic, and too catastrophically retarded to know when to shut the fuck up - except in the instances where he can find a way to suck himself off, which is just about the only thing his pattern-seeking neurons seem to detect. Unlike DSP though, he seems to have at least 2 more IQ points and is far more socially-minded. I noticed something about the way he got mad about Khronos being targeted - that was one of the ONLY times he has a visible, emotional crashout, if not the only time. Normal humans would crashout over their family and friends being harassed, too... Except that normal humans would crashout over seeing a kitty not being fed or ferrets rolling in their own feces. Since he's not a normal human, but a narcissist who outright prides himself on "social engineering", I have one overarching conclusion.

My pet theory is that Narcissa Fagtree heavily ties his ego to his orbiters, rather than tying his ego to his own intelligence and hackerdaddy persona. He's not truly obsessed with numbers going up and faceless names cheering him on, though he certainly loves that. He's not honestly obsessed with being the smartest little smarmy cunt in the room, though he certainly loves that. But he definitely IS truly & honestly obsessed with the actual human beings he interacts with. All he needs is SOMEONE to act like he's not completely retarded. He doesn't really need that hackerdaddy image he projects onto the internet, so long as he has someone close reflecting that image onto him anyways.

So in his mind, more dicksuckers = more proof he's not a complete fuckup = more narcissism points. Ergo, as soon as his closest ferretsuckers start having doubts, start leaving him for any reason at all, he'll go full panic control mode. An event like that will be the only instance in which he'll have an actual breakdown, I'm calling it... Not that it'll happen any time soon, though. Khronos is a mini-lolcow in his own right, and Shaye is basically a hostage held at gunferretpoint. His narc supply is gonna stay pretty secure, right up until the ad revenue runs out and his shitty little goldfish tank explodes.