Considering his simping for trannies, I bet he'll take anything vaguely female looking at this point. Even a blow up doll would be more than enough for him. I bet the only reason he doesn't own one is because he's seen so many jokes about how pathetic that is that he's too embarrassed to get one, otherwise he'd be all for it.
If the baby is magical, as Bobby suggests (23Jul#11), it doesn't count as pro-life; it is just "pro-MacGuffin". BTW Bobby retwat a lot of posts that merely say "Fantastic 4 is fantastic / wonderful / delightful".
Owning robots...
Unfortunately even his sex bot would only be interested in raping Will Stancil.
It's funny how Bob claims to be "traumatized" into not e-begging, when many (all?) of his shows have a watermark through the majority of their runtime with a constant reminder that you can fork over your hard-earned cash to him. Clearly you're not that put off by the idea.27Jul#01
Bobby deserves money. Pay up! You racist subhumanoid terrorist pigs!
Of course, when he's saying shit like this, that definitely isn't helping his case. And he has the gall to claim that he was never seriously calling for genocide, that people were just taking jokes out of context, when he is literally stating that his perfect world would not allow Republicans to exist. Every day he spouts shit like this! If this were a joke, it would be the longest bit in history!27Jul#03b
Will Stancil thinks the Democrats are no longer "cool", despite Whorris's billion-dollar "Summer Brat" campaign.
If millennials completely abandon Democrats, then the war against stupidity can officially be declared successful.
Never allow Moviebob to lecture anyone on the idea of moral intelligence, as Moviebob possesses neither.[2025.07.27-02b]
So says Moviebob, who has been calling for disproportionately violent--and arguably genocidal--retribution against those worthless troglodyes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.[2025.07.27-02d]
Uh... not. Historically speaking, it's Democrats who run to govern forever. I'm cheating and using Wikipedia as a reference here, but of the longest-tenured Congressmembers in U.S. history, lifelong Democrats have held 8 of the 10 longest tenures, 16 out of the 20 longest, 37 of the 50 longest, and 71 of the 100 longest. Let's not forget that the only presidential candidate ever elected to serve more than two terms in the White House was Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a Democrat.[2025.07.27-02f]
The only "summer brat" campaign I'll ever support involves grilled sausages.
Moviebob is pissed because this campaign in which promotes physical fitness over mental aptitude--neither of which Moviebob possesses.[2025.07.27-05]
This presents a dilemma. These allegations of folling around the teenagers are not a good look for Trump (I reiterate: Despite liking some of his policies, Trump has never struck me as a man of noble character), but I don't consider this enough to resign from the presidency--especially if all the alleged events took place before Trump took office (unlike Bubba Clinton inseminating an intern's dress or Fuckwit in Chief Biden's skeevy interactions with/around children).[2025.07.27-06] Speaking of whores, here's another cheap whore opening her mouth, and not for sucking dicks.
I'm not up to speed with the Epstein shit. I don't care what Trump did with adult hookers, but if Trump really fucked a 15 year old, or even grab the pussy of such a girl, he ought to step down.
"Run, Obama, run!"
Racist Moviebob is racist.
No. Stupid is as Moviebob does. (Or is it actually "Moviebob is as stupid does"?)[2025.07.27-11]
Hey, look! Projectorbob is back![2025.07.27-13] South Park fails to evolve, unlike The Simpsons, because its creators are too complacent and fear self-reflection.
Ironically, Moviebob claims that Bob's Patreon account is t be used for better equipment. And, yet, if Moviebob's still using 15-year-old graphical assets in those Big Picture shorts, how can anyone expect Moviebob's production values to improve?
TRUST THE SCIENCE! Unless it tells an inconvenient truth.28Jul#09
If neo-Nazis are right, Will Stancil wants to be wrong.
We do have an approximate of it; it's called "cryptocurrency." Still, I'm glad to see the payment processor Jews getting flak from each side of the aisle.28Jul#16
This is Japan's way of buying hentai games
Nobody likes illegals. Least of all legal immigrants, who went hard for Trump.28Jul#04
... and moronic
If you really do hate talking about stupid people, then you should do yourself a favor and delete all of your social media accounts. Every... single... one.[2025.07.28-02] Stupid stupid stupid stupid....
Reposted by Moviebob, Coastal Elitist (and Technocrat dandy) who wants you to think that almost everyone living today (not just in America, but globally) is stupid.[2025.07.28-03]
Over the past three election cycles, a combined 222.2M ballots were cast for Führer Hillary, Fuckwit in Chief Biden, and Commie Harris.[2025.07.28-04] ... and moronic
Assuming, of course, that Democrats make significant gains in both branches of the U.S. Congress.[2025.07.28-05]
Maybe these people have a point: Trump's chaotic policies are going to fuck the whole GOP real hard at mid-term.
Moviebob: "I haven't yet. Her security detail won't let me fondle her."
AOC is the present face of the Democratic Party. She's woefully under-educated and thrives on the ignorance of her constituents
Nicely done, Stancil. You just described exactly how Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name") won the White House twice.[2025.07.28-10] Stancil thinks the key to popularity is not to be good people or to do the right thing. Instead it is to be seen to be liked by other people, like a con game in which a bunch of accomplices sing praises about the supposed virtue of some trash in order to entice a mark.
But what about how other film critics and analysts perceive the (over-)abundance of superhero movies? Certainly, a Thinker™ like Consoomerbob would have put their opinions into consideration...[2025.07.28-11]
An obese man child and an obese, unemployed fake Jew think anyone that votes different from them is a moron. If the DNC add this to their repertoire with their other winning strategies of calling people "weird" and couch fucking then no one else but them will win a single state AGAIN!28Jul#04
... and moronic
Bubba Wallace is a black NASCAR driver who's ONLY claim to fame was crying racism when he found that someone had tied a loop at the end of a garage door pull rope thus making it into a noose. This was all the way back in 2020 and NASCAR has still yet to find the racism. A troon that Bob simped for, and I think has pretty much disappeared, Faith Naff made NASCAR the second facet of his personality behind telling everyone that he was a woman over this. Yesterday, July 27th, he took his third career checkered flag at the Brickyard 400 in Indianapolis. The only reason Bob cares about one of the most redneckest of sports is because of racism.28Jul#15
bob could talk and read early? Autist confirmed. I could talk and read early, too.
Herostratus is a bob gob knobbler but at this moment he's actually making some fucking sense.
oh but to him, this is not genocide, because it's impossible/not wrong to "genocide" White People. Even though he contradicted himself claiming the White Russians were genociding the Equally White Ukrainians.
[2025.07.27-03b] Will Stancil thinks the Democrats are no longer "cool", despite Whorris's billion-dollar "Summer Brat" campaign.
Let us not forget Moviebob's insatiable desire to America to eradicate everything in Russia that's not the Tetris tower.
It would also be the single unfunniest joke ever told.
Tactics and targets. In Moviebob's eyes, unprovoked bombing of other countries and causing mass casualties is a war crime if Russia attacks Ukraine, but an act of self-defense if Ukraine attacks Russia.
