Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 520 10.4%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 132 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,869 37.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,287 45.7%
  • Total voters
    4,999
Baldavius Dicktree said:
For the record Lyric says in the tweet that the person came forward on June 24th so over a month ago
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Encounter happened in 2021

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Roachbound said:
Personally think the latter is more likely, since voice training would require effort on jason's behalf, something he very clearly detests.
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Right. Also wouldn't bet on formal training for this lazy faggot. But maybe something that was going around for Shaye's transition and he hopped on the wagon. (both for the training and the hormones)
 
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kiwifarms net said:
All he needs is SOMEONE to act like he's not completely retarded. He doesn't really need that hackerdaddy image he projects onto the internet, so long as he has someone close reflecting that image onto him anyways.
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I think this entire post is spot on(only highlighting this part to reply to)

Mald has 3 desires. One is abusing ferrets, the second is homosex, but the last one is social engineering. He craves the fact that he has socially engineered some kids to believe he's a game dev streamer when he's actually the opposite.

For the longest time, I've been confused why Mald continues to be "piratesoftware" online. He doesn't need to work to live, he doesn't enjoy game dev, he doesn't enjoy puzzles, and I don't think he even enjoys streaming. But I think your comment explains it, he HATES all those things, but he loves socially engineering people 24/7, whether on stream or with his jannies in the knotcord.

And yeah, I agree on your prediction for his breakdown, though I think he'll have a breakdown when the internet saves those ferrets of his beforehand
 
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kiwifarms net said:
My pet theory is that Narcissa Fagtree heavily ties his ego to his orbiters
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Correct, the parasocial relationship goes both ways. A lot of his orbitors suborbit the mods. When the mods start losing their jobs, it'll get pretty crazy

Roachbound said:
He craves the fact that he has socially engineered some kids to believe he's a game dev streamer when he's actually the opposite.
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When it was announced he won the streamer award, and he stands up to go collect it, he starts hysterically laughing. He can't quite believe he's managed to pull this one off.
 
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Facom said:
Correct, the parasocial relationship goes both ways. A lot of his orbitors suborbit the mods. When the mods start losing their jobs, it'll get pretty crazy
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On second thought, he'll probably just get "volunteers" as his Discord/Twitch jannies and Khronos will just start doing it for free, too. Let some kids be the power-tripping moderators for once.
The most crashout-likely timeline is the one where he loses both ferretschwitz and its employees, including Shaye, following by realizing his reputation is so radioactive he can't even get a replacement pooner to groom.
Though of course, we could go on and on about hypotheticals all day. In the end, it all comes down to one thing: He is a STUPID. Goddamn. Ferret. Fucker.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Has this leak of being an even higher grade sex pest gone nuclear yet?
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The TLDR from my POV: It's out there. What I've seen so far from some drama farmers is that it's more evidence that Jason is a massive degenerate, but calling it actual sexual abuse may be pushing it.

Edit: Depends on how Jason handles it now, does he brush it off and remain silent or come out publicly frothing at the mouth? He ended yesterday's stream early (after 6 hours) complaining that he was tired. Now that was around the same time that the allegations started to get noticed and reported online. So the tired bit was obviouslly bullshit, he went off to do damage control in some form.

Edit2: This is the thread from YouTubeDrama about it: YouTubeDrama Reddit, but it's the typical responses from left-wing, progressive limp-wristers that still lurk around that reddit page, fucking H3 bomberguy fanboys. They are against Jason, but in that annoying #believeallwomen way that they have.

This is the thread covering the same topic in the PirateSnarkWare Reddit.

It's like night and day. It's sad to have to say but, in terms of Mr. Hall, left-wing progressives have more snark in them than the snarks themselves.
 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
Right. Also wouldn't bet on formal training for this lazy faggot. But maybe something that was going around for Shaye's transition and he hopped on the wagon. (both for the training and the hormones)
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If he's actually using Shaye's androgen prescription to change his voice, it would explain why he explains it as "double secret puberty" or whatever.
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
King K Rool is a barrel chested, shredded, anthropomorphic crocodile. I assure you, the designer was trying to make the crocodile sexy for someone
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Speaking as someone who loves the character platonically, unlike how Jason loves ferrets, I've enjoyed a few character design retrospectives and found one about K. Rool recently. The design process for the King was to have a guy who was both at least a little intimidating, yet goofy and incompetent. Hence why he has meaty arms and royal attire, but is also a fat fuck and acts dumb as dirt, and has that fucked-up eye that pulls double-duty on both fronts.

As for why people might want to fuck him. If you really wanted to, you could separate pretty much any of those innocent-seeming traits and sexualize them. Literally any character you like WILL have rule 34 of them, and it's because you can break things down into fuckable chunks. Like so:
Meaty arms, dumb, yet confident? Himbo. Royalty? Women love power. Fat fuck? Deathfat orbiters. Kroc? Scaly furfags want him. Nintendo? Manchildren want him.
Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if there was rule 34 of the Aperture Science turrets from Portal. Go ahead, do a character design breakdown of that one and tell me there isn't a single trait to goon to.

So even though the character design process for King K. Rool had zero sexualization in mind, you still ended up with the Deathclaw effect. Despite everything, SOMEBODY will have the fat green fuck as part of their shrekxual awakening. No wait, K. Rool debuted in the same game as Candy Kong though, so maybe they WERE on some gooner shit back then after all... I wonder if K. Rool's character designer also did the titty flower from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

What's extra funny is that King K. Rool absolutely has more art of his kalamitous kroc kock than Heartbound has any fanart whatsoever, erotic art or not. I'm not actually checking the gooner sites again this time, but it's definitely factual. True & honest. Trust me. Personality matters so much more for moving people than design alone. You can get the Boba Fett effect just from a decent backstory and good character design, spawning a huge following off of 5 seconds of screentime. You can even get Alphys smut despite how much of a cunt she is. And YET, despite EVERYTHING, Heartbound has only ONE piece of gooner art on rule34.xxx and nowhere else... and it's just the human protagonist! Not even furries care about Heartbound's curly-tailed dog, the literally doe-eyed cunt, OR the paw fetish mountain lion. Jason Hall is so fucking bad at writing characters that even sparkledogfuckers can't bring themselves to give a shit, completely in spite of the artistic curves present on the character designs.

It's fascinating realizing just how bad Heartbound is. Jason can't even spawn rule 34 despite a good chunk of the work being done for him AND stealing a cult following. And you KNOW he wanted rule 34 out of the level specifically dedicated to dating furries, the degenerate little shit.
 
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Roachbound said:
Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.
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Given his personality this really isn't very surprising. He totally seems the type to force himself on someone then tell them quit bitching he knows they liked it later on. Dude's ego seems way too big for his own good.
 
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His Discord is 13+, and he has apparently no impulse control. I have 0 doubt he's got some pretty gross DM's with minors, whether he knows it or not.

On the topic of Mr(s). X, it'll be funny when he doxxes them in his defense when he is also currently complaining about being doxxed.

I also find it weird that he says he has to respond to every allegation because if it's only the accusers voice in the room, he loses. But then when accusations come out he deletes everything, and then responds and doesn't explain why he deleted everything.
 
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GarbanzoBeans said:
I also find it weird that he says he has to respond to every allegation because if it's only the accusers voice in the room, he loses. But then when accusations come out he deletes everything, and then responds and doesn't explain why he deleted everything.
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Yep, he’s done too much shit to convince the slop-mob. The only way to win the game is to stop playing the game, which in his case is to just stop responding. I don’t know how anyone could think they could win against a mob of slop tubers, you just can’t. You’re out numbered.

Hindsight is 20/20, but think the best thing Jason could have done (other than admit his shortcomings) was to just grind out his game and hire some cheap 3rd world help, just so he has something to show for. In that world, he could have showed everybody up. Even if it did take 10 years he could say “well where’s your finished game?”

But he’s lost that option of “beating the haters” so-to-speak after WoW, Arc, SKG, and now these accusations.

Watching him sperg is funny but he’s burning out, he’s not gonna have much left in a year.
 
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