what would you do if your girlfriend was part owl

[pollution jim]

 

[Yugica]

Break up with her. Her asymmetrical hearing would deeply upset me.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Beak jobs.

Plus some owls like the Great Horned Owl can't smell so that wouldn't be a relationship ender anymore.

 

[Poison]

I would have to figure out a different way of killing her than the method I used for my previous girlfriend.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If she only had slight owl-like features I wouldn't mind beyond thinking I've become schizophrenic.

 

[Le b0wski]

Get her a job as an extra in Harry Potter, they have loads of owls in that shit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Get her a job as an extra in Harry Potter, they have loads of owls in that shit.

You transphobic bigots disgust me.

 

[dick brain]

If?

 

[Le b0wski]

You transphobic bigots disgust me.

I think the title is Wizard but sure whatever.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Have nice strolls at night and look at the stars together.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Who?

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

If an owl gives you deep enough head, could they spin their body back and forth and give you a fuckin BRAIN BLAST?

 

[Señora Airi]

I miss Mumei now....

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I don't know? Making a hooting sound instead of saying "who"?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If?

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Would?

 

[Hulkster]

I would piss on her.

 

[Tablet County]

Marry her and have weird mutant babies.

 

[Otterly]

I think finding the regurgitated pellets of mouse bones might get tiring

 

[dick brain]

I think finding the regurgitated pellets of mouse bones might get tiring

Evidence of a job well done.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ask her if she's wiser than the owl I met in the 100 Acre Wood.