Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[averagejane]

i heard about this channel bc pyro's video kept popping up in my fucking recommended a while back
and it came back up again when this thread was still in lolcow, but that was all i saw of them
but now this shit is suddenly blowing up on twitter and tumblr

what exactly brought these folks into everyone's attention?

 

[Gordon Cole]

i heard about this channel bc pyro's video kept popping up in my fucking recommended a while back
and it came back up again when this thread was still in lolcow, but that was all i saw of them
but now this shit is suddenly blowing up on twitter and tumblr

what exactly brought these folks into everyone's attention?

Philip DeFranco making a video about it you can see on the OP.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I keep seeing that Maryland CPS "is unaware" of the videos. That's a bunch of shit. They obviously don't want to do their job and they like to think they're untouchable.

They're not.

You mean Michael and the landwhale? Or the CPS?

Because the way I see it, both are terrible at their jobs.

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Man, I used to think that GoAnimate grounded videos were kind of funny. Cringy, yes, exceptional as all get out, yes, but it was funny seeing just how ridiculously over-the-top the punishments could get.

Now that I know that parents like that actually exist, I'm not sure if I can still laugh.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Cody is smarter than his Dad and his wife, tbh.

This and someone earlier in the thread said that the parents were Roald Dahl villians. Absofuckinlutely.

I don't think I like this real life adaptation of 'Matilda'...or is it 'The Witches'?

You mean Michael and the landwhale? Or the CPS?

CPS.

 

[MimiRay]

A greatest "hits" edit:

I really don't see the humor in this. The megaphone pranks, it is just harmless pranking. Is it funny? Not to me. The rest is just the emotional tormenting of a child.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

So how long before he becomes prisondaddyofive?

Pranking My Cellmate! [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL]

 

[BrunoMattei]

Child abusers fare the worst in prison. There's a good chance he would have to be separated.

 

[Foltest]

H3H3 is doing a breakdown of one of his videos with Steve-o

 

[TheScooper]

This and someone earlier in the thread said that the parents were Roald Dahl villians. Absofuckinlutely.

I don't think I like this real life adaptation of 'Matilda'...or is it 'The Witches'?

They are The Twits.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twits

 

[Lyssa]

I can't believe this guy. He set up a Gofundme page and is trying to raise 15k because he wants to take DeFranco to court. He is even more dense than I thought.
https://www.gofundme.com/daddyofive-legal-expenses

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe this guy. He set up a Gofundme page and is trying to raise 15k because he wants to take DeFranco to court. He is even more dense than I thought.
https://www.gofundme.com/daddyofive-legal-expenses

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Autists paying $6 of actual money to insult people. . .

Fuck, someone should turn this into a scam.

 

[TheScooper]

I can't believe this guy. He set up a Gofundme page and is trying to raise 15k because he wants to take DeFranco to court. He is even more dense than I thought.
https://www.gofundme.com/daddyofive-legal-expenses

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oh for fuck's sake he does realize he has no chance right?

Spoiler: Answer

Yes he has no chance.

 

[Lyssa]

oh for fuck's sake he does realize he has no chance right?

Spoiler: Answer

Yes he has no chance.

The sad thing is that he is so stupid he doesn't realise it. He thinks all those children that watched his channel are going to back him up, form an autistic army and save him. I don't think a 10-year old would sacrifice their pocket money so he doesn't have to sell his kids toys.

It's time for Daddyofnone to get a real job soon.

 

[HighwayOverpass]

I can't believe this guy. He set up a Gofundme page and is trying to raise 15k because he wants to take DeFranco to court. He is even more dense than I thought.
https://www.gofundme.com/daddyofive-legal-expenses

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how exactly would that lawsuit against DeFranco go?

"this big meanie compiled clips of me abusing my kids and posted it on his youtube channel and now people are aware I've been abusing my kids for money! sue him!"

 

[Tame Sake]

I can't believe this guy. He set up a Gofundme page and is trying to raise 15k because he wants to take DeFranco to court. He is even more dense than I thought.
https://www.gofundme.com/daddyofive-legal-expenses

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"We're gonna have to start selling off stuff. Including our kids electronics just to be able to have a roof over our heads."

Neither of these jokers have a real job, do they? Have they been living off welfare and Youtube Bux for the past several years?

 

[Jaiman]

Autists paying $6 of actual money to insult people. . .

Fuck, someone should turn this into a scam.

From what I was told during the Zarna Joshi fundraiser trolling, you could refund donations or fake them, so she could be doing that if it's true (then again, she expects the cash to go to Cody, so..)

 

[Tame Sake]

My husband brought up an interesting point regarding the GoFundMe. There's no link to it on their twitter that I can see, so it's likely that this is an impostor, like what happens any time there's a victim in the spotlight of the internet.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Autists paying $6 of actual money to insult people. . .

Fuck, someone should turn this into a scam.

I think you can cancel a Go Fund Me payment.

"We're gonna have to start selling off stuff. Including our kids electronics just to be able to have a roof over our heads."

Neither of these jokers have a real job, do they? Have they been living off welfare and Youtube Bux for the past several years?

The shithead father either owns a Chiropractic office or works at a Chiropractic office.

 

[Eddward]

"We're gonna have to start selling off stuff. Including our kids electronics just to be able to have a roof over our heads."

This part right here bugged me the most out of the whole gofundme post. Sell your own crap and leave the kids' stuff alone. Lord knows they'll sell Cody's stuff first.

Get a job, you lazy fucks.

EDIT to add this cap from the person who donated.