Raymond Quiles / @the anonymous Hatchet / Zwute / zwutes / Zwute Studio / StarDark GoldSky / Blueybueyzodiac / tatsuzodiacz / theastridsmashatomzodia - A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"

[Sperg Spectating]

... Isn't Furality a VR furry con? Is he attempting to ban an event from playing his game?

I wonder if that means he'a banned from Furality, so he banned them from playing his unreleased shitty game as payback.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

VR furry con

Never have I heard such a depressing combination of words.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

The fake FBI seizure is the funniest thing I've seen in eons. He actually couldn't help himself and had to go "You guys should've listened to me tsk tsk" at the end. Couldn't even keep up the FBI shtick to the end of the document
Beautiful

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

There should be a virtual locker on kiwi farms so we can shove people like this guy into it.

 

[neger psykolog]

How the fuck this nigga's OP longer than like half of the biggest lolcows from a single day?

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

LMAO I knew this furfag would get a fucking thead sooner or later as soon as I saw his personal army request thread. Well deserved.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

From PA request to an entire thread in less than 24 hours. This has gotta be a record

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm getting "Kengle art vibes" from that "furry" "art" he posted.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

This has gotta be a record

The Gflashex thread ties on this, but its STILL impressive. I think his is more spectacularly worse in many ways but...knock on wood.

Honestly I don't think my heart could take it if someone ended up more retarded than him

 

[McSneaks]

I fucking love when we finally find an lolcow who isn't some evil pedo tranny, but just pure autism we can laugh at like this guy

Good news or bad news?

Good news: we don't know he's an evil pedo tranny
Bad news: he's an autistic, troon furry. He definitely is an evil pedo

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Holy fuck I can't stop fucking laughing at this shit, oh my god my sides!

So much halfass'd shit this guy makes, with horrible grammar, grade school edgy drawings, and chatGPT fucking used everywhere! We are witnessing the birth of a new type of lolcow similar to the amusingly bad furry artists of deviantart, raised entirely on the internet and relying on AI to do everything for them.

Dead Lolcow Theory

He won't get LOTY, but he might get opsec fail award for sure

Are there any awards besides LOTY? Because I don't recall that being a thing, unless I'm wrong. If it's not a thing, then it should be.
It would be a lot more fun to have additional categories like this.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Honestly I don't think my heart could take it if someone ended up more retarded than him

Forget about hearts. My sides would be launched to the moon past Jupiter

 

[Dumbchan]

Ahhh, I love when content comes to us.

 

[Jack Noir]

The ability of certain individuals to be retarded never fails to amaze me.

 

[RacistComputer79]

Even the lolcows are AI assisted now, not just the art. oh my Fauci.

 

[Official_Kohls_Racist]

Saw this furfag’s original PA request get denied and seeing a thread made for him so quickly is amazing.

From PA request to an entire thread in less than 24 hours. This has gotta be a record

Student has become the master.
The whole fake FBI investigation tidbit and blaming Paul Miller truly puts General Talbott to shame for the worst PA request in site history.

 

[Fetid Queef]

That OP is glorious.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

The fake FBI seizure and the xbox email and the miners names. this whole shit had me wheezing. This is the best thread I've ever seen in ages that gave me this hearty of a chuckle.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Are there any awards besides LOTY? Because I don't recall that being a thing, unless I'm wrong. If it's not a thing, then it should be.
It would be a lot more fun to have additional categories like this.

There is several categories, the one applicable here is opsec fail award. He is no doubt winning this one, he puts last year's winner(Timmy aka Dansburst Studios) to shame.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

You'd think these "Private Army Request" people would've caught on after all these years that that isn't how this site works. Either that or the (lying) media narrative is simply so pervasive it is believed in opposition to simply poking around the place for twenty minutes.

Or the cow in question is such an insufferable narcissist they somehow think (a) their skills of persuasion are such that KF will cater to them and (b) it won't blow up in their face.

'Course I wouldn't rule out brain damage where a furfag is concerned, either.