Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Scorpion From MK]

This lazy fuck should just code such a system in his shit blockgame or call his janny "hey jaaaaaaakeeeeee"

Learn to encode properly.

 

[Docked Dick Amerilard]

Mald is not making a cult.

His following is cultlike in their devotion. For his concurrent viewership this month, he is earning far above average. There are twitch streams of similar size and uptime who eek out just 100-200 gifts on a normal month. He is adored by many working people in spite of 7 months of spiraling downward. He is certainly one of Twitch's best earners per viewer.

Half these numbers are he'd still be swinging far out of his weight class. Shows that his viewers are largely in their late 20s and 30s, gainfully employed, and very devoted.

still no SA coverage

I think his status as a fur faggot and certified transman lover is insulating him from this, especially within his fanbase. He's just a wholesome queer chungus, after all.

Assuming 50/50 split

Mald will be getting at least 70/30. "The Plus Program" means Twitch streamers with more than 300 concurrent renewing subscription points get a 70/30 split.

I am eager to see what happens in August, but as of his current viewership and "support" level, he is still going to be earning millions a year off his Twitch grift. If Mald chooses to batten down the hatches, pay someone to code his shit game, and focus on being a ferret hoarding manchild playing video games, he stands to earn another fortune in the coming years, even with further decay to his earnings. I truly hope to learn of some sort of gross financial mismanagement on his part, but he appears to be mostly content staying inside his urban ferret ranch.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I truly hope to learn of some sort of gross financial mismanagement on his part

Are you aware he has 15+ full time employees? And plans on building a 3500 sq ft barn to run the largest ferret rescue in the US?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

>"I wish we could add--"
You know what's great about programming? You know the one single thing that makes it super duper neato-burrito? The grandiose thing that makes it all worthwhile? BEING ABLE TO MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT, SO WHY DON'T YOU USE THOSE 10 DIGITS OF YOURS TO CODE UP A SYSTEM LIKE THE PROFESSIONAL ELITE HAXXOR YOU ARE. Holy fuck, this pisses me off.

Or IF you decide to use them and then bitch about the features you'd add you use your supposed 20 years worth of expert programming knowledge and work on a refactor.

iirc he used to keep saying that the mmo system he's building tweaking will eventually be ported over to the mmo game he will eventually create from scratch (lol right). He spewed quite a few game ideas that he plans to make after finishing heartbound, actually. Off the top of my head:

>going back to the unfinished 2d roguelike
>some cosmic horror game (very vague)
>the real mmo that his minecraft server is the test bed for

*call me crazy but there's just certain genres that sets off my alarm when people say "yeah i'm into ____" and cosmic horror and zombies are it. I don't know why, I can't explain it but people who are into those instantly makes me squint.

 

[Luecke]

>"I wish we could add--"
You know what's great about programming? You know the one single thing that makes it super duper neato-burrito? The grandiose thing that makes it all worthwhile? BEING ABLE TO MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT, SO WHY DON'T YOU USE THOSE 10 DIGITS OF YOURS TO CODE UP A SYSTEM LIKE THE PROFESSIONAL ELITE HAXXOR YOU ARE. Holy fuck, this pisses me off.

yea I get really pissed when I hear him talk like that

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Learn to encode properly.

sorry I am not that technically. What you mean or what should I do? I just downloaded the clip and didnt compress or so

 

[Facom]

I still can't get over the fact he's making a fucking Minecraft server. Premade plugins. Doing yaml config file changes all day. The fact it's only 100 player slots too and currently sits on like 60 per day... You can tell he's fucking seething over it. From videos I've seen, it's literally absolute trash, it's just one main area with a bunch of professions NPCs and that's it, there's meant to be dungeons and shit; I think there's like 4 total? Also, it's completely unmonetised, which is a good thing, but at least if it was he'd have an excuse for making this trash... Maybe it won't be unmonetised for long, seeing as how he's absolutely tanking. I still don't understand what made him think Blockgame was a good idea, I think I heard him say it's because it'll be easier to make an MMO in Minecraft as the multiplayer stuff is already set up. No you retard, the entire game is already set up, and it's fucking MINECRAFT. I get that he wants to larp as an indie game dev for his viewers, but why Minecraft? It's like absolutely ridiculous

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

r/gamedev did not like this video, there's even upvoted posts saying PirateSoftware was right! Uh, did we get too cocky SKGsisters?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1masqty/stop_killing_games_faq_guide_for_developers/

https://archive.ph/naUWI

"but muh backend features, complex server unlocks, FEATURES"

Show even the niggerest of niggercattle Madden 2009, MW2 (the good one) or Halo 3 and after like a month of whining they'll be back to playing it like its 09' again becuase they will realize there is no autistic money treadmilll or Fomo delibaretly engineered over decades to get them to be the ultimate niggercattle

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I still can't get over the fact he's making a fucking Minecraft server. Premade plugins. Doing yaml config file changes all day. The fact it's only 100 player slots too and currently sits on like 60 per day... You can tell he's fucking seething over it. From videos I've seen, it's literally absolute trash, it's just one main area with a bunch of professions NPCs and that's it, there's meant to be dungeons and shit; I think there's like 4 total? Also, it's completely unmonetised, which is a good thing, but at least if it was he'd have an excuse for making this trash... Maybe it won't be unmonetised for long, seeing as how he's absolutely tanking. I still don't understand what made him think Blockgame was a good idea, I think I heard him say it's because it'll be easier to make an MMO in Minecraft as the multiplayer stuff is already set up. No you retard, the entire game is already set up, and it's fucking MINECRAFT. I get that he wants to larp as an indie game dev for his viewers, but why Minecraft? It's like absolutely ridiculous

Is there any other game that lets you tweak stats like you're fucking around in rpgmaker editor but done in a notepad with black background so it looks like you're a hardcore programmer? You can suggest him those

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I still can't get over the fact he's making a fucking Minecraft server. Premade plugins. Doing yaml config file changes all day. The fact it's only 100 player slots too and currently sits on like 60 per day... You can tell he's fucking seething over it. From videos I've seen, it's literally absolute trash, it's just one main area with a bunch of professions NPCs and that's it, there's meant to be dungeons and shit; I think there's like 4 total? Also, it's completely unmonetised, which is a good thing, but at least if it was he'd have an excuse for making this trash... Maybe it won't be unmonetised for long, seeing as how he's absolutely tanking. I still don't understand what made him think Blockgame was a good idea, I think I heard him say it's because it'll be easier to make an MMO in Minecraft as the multiplayer stuff is already set up. No you retard, the entire game is already set up, and it's fucking MINECRAFT. I get that he wants to larp as an indie game dev for his viewers, but why Minecraft? It's like absolutely ridiculous

He has a thing for social sandboxes (see Second Life). He wanted to be a GM/admin on a social sandbox game.
Blockgame was like a microwave meal equivalent, and he can't cook anything else. (and someone else had to put the thing in the microwave for him)

 

[canalCrab]

He has a thing for social sandboxes (see Second Life). He wanted to be a GM/admin on a social sandbox game.
Blockgame was like a microwave meal equivalent, and he can't cook anything else. (and someone else had to put the thing in the microwave for him)

And he never ever cleans the microwave.

 

[Docked Dick Amerilard]

Are you aware he has 15+ full time employees? And plans on building a 3500 sq ft barn to run the largest ferret rescue in the US?

Not inclined to believe much he says. Has he hired an architect? A few months down the road he can go ahead and air whatever excuse he wants to downsize or delay the construct. The claim of 15 employees is certainly dubious, with Shaye and another "part-time" worker being devoted to the ferrets, according to one poster in this thread. I imagine he keeps his lead janny well fed, and throws a bone to others. I don't believe Mald, he's self aggrandizing.

 

[Full body]

He also received ~4.8k gift subs and around 400 normal subs on his birthday so there will be minus 5k subs on the 17th. He will probably start pulling the "think of the employees/ferrets!" card way more often soon. He practically halved his sub count from 2024 with the WoW stuff and now (probably) has halved it again.
Assuming 50/50 split with twitch going from 40k to 10k is going from $100k/mo to $25k/mo, all because he's incapable of saying the words "sorry, I was wrong"

according to maldcord, he is already tweaking about the ferrets

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Not inclined to believe much he says. Has he hired an architect? A few months down the road he can go ahead and air whatever excuse he wants to downsize or delay the construct. The claim of 15 employees is certainly dubious, with Shaye and another "part-time" worker being devoted to the ferrets, according to one poster in this thread. I imagine he keeps his lead janny well fed, and throws a bone to others. I don't believe Mald, he's self aggrandizing.

Somewhere in this thread is him constructing a mushroom shack with shitty rebar that didn't connect fully and looked like it was going to cause a lot of issues with the foundation they were putting in. IF he is using the same people as he used for that, his ferretschwitz is going to be an actual death trap.

Found it
E:

https://imgur.com/a/mushroom-shed-S43znNJ

There's a ton of pictures but this gets it across best

The debris has not been cleared from the ground, it hasn't been raked, and the rebar is incomplete and gapped insanely wide.
E2:
What this means is, the debris when it has concrete poured over it as you can see in the corner there is going to form pockets inside of it.
The lack of rebar support combined with that is going to fuck with the strength and load capabilities of the floor. It is gonna CRACK and crack early.
The floor is fucked.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

according to maldcord, he is already tweaking about the ferrets
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Just a reminder for everyone that mald has been saying that his ferret streams, which is another twitch channel, funds the rescue on its own and is entirely self sufficient with the audience it has because it is advertiser friendly content (iirc around 2k ccv when he said this) Whether mald streams on his channel or not does not affect it. That's what he says, anyway, so it must be true!

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Not inclined to believe much he says. Has he hired an architect? A few months down the road he can go ahead and air whatever excuse he wants to downsize or delay the construct. The claim of 15 employees is certainly dubious, with Shaye and another "part-time" worker being devoted to the ferrets, according to one poster in this thread. I imagine he keeps his lead janny well fed, and throws a bone to others. I don't believe Mald, he's self aggrandizing.

That's a fair position, but it also sounds like you don't read much of the thread? I mean it well.
Also, the psychological effect of once being a successful streamer and now having to stream for shit numbers really gets ya.

And he never ever cleans the microwave.

Safe bet he never did that once in his entire life.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Nice job with the table of contents, i kept from reading the thread shortly after it was made because it was moving way too fast. Now i've watched Mujin's video on Jason a couple of days ago and wanted to get back into reading about certain parts in more detail, this will help greatly. Top stuff.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Saw this posted by this autistic furry tranny faggot named "Gari the ferret" dick riding mald, mentioned earlier in the thread? hes STILL defending mald on twitter

Spoiler: smartest, coolest, most handsome piratesoftware fan

so he posts this article which dick rides mald HAAAARD. And tries to make Ross look like the devil, and ALSO mentions the poop gnome (LOL), attempting to blame ross for ALL of the harassment
tweet in question

This article was mentioned earlier but still, lets look at the POSTER
Twitter handle https://x.com/Gari_Ferret



Twitch channel : https://www.twitch.tv/gari_ferret

youtube : https://www.youtube.com/@Gari_Ferret

He is INDEED a furry, and has a full on fucking suit, and YES its a ferret (SO OF COURSE hes IN LOVE with mald and wants to be fucked by him while barefoot)

instagram : https://www.instagram.com/gari_ferret/

Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/GariFerretOfficial/

Tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@gari_ferret_official

threads : https://www.threads.com/@gari_ferret

Posted a video where his fat ass attended a tranny protest

Honestly this dude looks like a lolcow in his own right, and stans for ANOTHER lolcow so....putting all that out there just incase anyone wants to dig, or make a thread, or whatever. Hes autistic, furry, tranny worshipping, pro pirate software, and from the UK. Thats a damn good start. PLUS, THIS, THIS....is what malds FANS are like.

This also sheds light on his fanbase and shit about paid mods : its a culty retarded ponzi scheme. Suck the mald dick HARD ENOUGH and you might JUST get a job being a MODERATOR for GOOD OLD THOR.

 

[Haramburger]

I don't know why but these ones just make me laugh. What an absurd person. Insane behaviour.

"1096-ferret kill count spreadsheet from user my 'penis is on fire'" is a combination of words I've laughed at about 5 times now between drafting, posting & reading this

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"1096-ferret kill count spreadsheet from user my 'penis is on fire'" is a combination of words I've laughed at about 5 times now between drafting, posting & reading this

I pictured that as a bits donation message on his channel.

 

[Fledgling Neuromancer]

I pictured that as a bits donation message on his channel.

(tts voice) ferret kill count sprea--
"Insane behavior, dude. Insane."