Piss towels, or something, idk

[Kofi Drinka]

You expect us to believe that some dude who is otherwise a completely normal person uses the same towel to both wipe his foreskin and the pee splatter on the ground, doesn't bother washing it and instead sprays it with deodorant? Almost as unhinged as you going into the bathroom you were specifically instructed not to enter for the most inane reason imaginable: not wanting to walk down a hallway. The normal human reaction would be to think that the plumbing is fucked there and not bother, so I am therefore more inclined to believe you're just deranged and making shit up to "own the moids" with.

How disrespectful do you need to be as a person to enter a room you were specifically asked not to? The bathroom by the bedroom may not be as clean as the one down the hall.

Although I do question this woman who claims to hate all men and how terrible they are. But some how hooked up with the instagram perfect man. He's got it together, good job, doing the social media hobbies and yet he can't use tissue to wipe up any splash? Piss towels aren't something any man who's able to wash would use. And you don't get piss on your foreskin in any way that would need wiping. So it sounds like an angry American woman with no understanding of penises

 

[Cybertonia]

>Be RNTard
>Choose to date a guy in the first place who is so retarded that he has to use a piss towel
>Get told not to go into the room with the piss towel
>Go in anyway
>Find piss towel
>Get mad about a piss towel
>Nearly dox yourself to gossip to anonymous strangers about your piss towel
>Get laughed at for being a retard
>THE PISS TOWEL IS THE ISSUE HERE WALTER.JPG
>Get laughed at more for still being a retard
>Guy chooses a piss towel over you
>Still retarded
>Him: slightly less retarded, newly found free time to hang out and be awesome, still have piss towel
>You: still retarded, no bf, and now internet strangers know you as the piss towel girl

gg

 

[Kofi Drinka]

>Be RNTard
>Choose to date a guy in the first place who is so retarded that he has to use a piss towel
>Get told not to go into the room with the piss towel
>Go in anyway
>Find piss towel
>Get mad about a piss towel
>Nearly dox yourself to gossip to anonymous strangers about your piss towel
>Get laughed at for being a retard
>THE PISS TOWEL IS THE ISSUE HERE WALTER.JPG
>Get laughed at more for still being a retard
>Guy chooses a piss towel over you
>Still retarded
>Him: slightly less retarded, newly found free time to hang out and be awesome, still have piss towel
>You: still retarded, no bf, and now internet strangers know you as the piss towel girl

gg

Avatar is also piss related.

Do you think it's a pig looking woman with a piss fetish?

 

[Croaking Spider]

First of all, I am not defending the piss towel, I am saying that I understand why he chose a piss soaked towel over someone who treated him the way you treated him.

Can you not see why your actions were more disgusting than a piss soaked towel?

He asked you clearly not to use that bathroom, you disregarded his wishes. If someone was over at your house and you asked them not to do something, and they did it anyway, how would you feel?

Then you assaulted him, berated him, and your only regret is that you didn't take pictures with which to mock him.

All of this shows you clearly did not respect him, yet you felt entitled that he should change for you.

Maybe he would have changed for you if you didn't betray his trust, invade his privacy, and throw a tantrum.

Maybe he would have changed for you if you acted like a half decent human being toward him. Changing for someone is an act of respect, and respect is earned. You did the opposite of earning respect with the way you acted.

This has nothing to do with being a woman either, if he were gay and you were a guy, or if you were both lesbians, I'd make the exact same argument.


The piss towel is weird, and gross, like piss jugs are. Shaming you for the way you acted is not mutually exclusive from calling out the piss towel. The difference is you are here, in the thread, and he is not. We can reply to you, and shame you for your actions to your virtual face, and that is more compelling than making fun of some guy for his disgusting bathroom habits.

Women choose the bear, men choose the piss towel.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Sorry I ruined your women hate circle jerk, but hey at least every other moid is stroking your dick giving you the attention you long for <3

I'm guessing this was after you sucked off the piss dick, wasn't it? Otherwise you wouldn't have been so mad about it. You wouldn't have argued. You would've just left.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

I'm not the one to ask, but apparently piss towels is a real thing and widespread issue in gender relations.

I have literally never heard of that so I seriously doubt the veracity of that claim.

Shot

LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

Chaser

Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face

even stalking around a little bit

calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Sorry I ruined your women hate circle jerk,

You didn't; you added to it.

 

[Polyarmory]

forced me to touch piss without gloves on

Oh, that's terrible, where in the story did he force you to do that?

so I go into the toilet he told me not to use

Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on

 

[Just Another Rando]

Sorry I ruined your women hate circle jerk, but hey at least every other moid is stroking your dick giving you the attention you long for <3

You keep missing the main issue, he asked you directly to not go into the bathroom and you didn’t do that. Let me try and put it in a way a women might just understand.

It’s the exact same setup, but it’s at your house or apartment or wherever the fuck you live. The guy needs to take a piss and you tell him to not go into whatever bathroom, then he comes back and throws a used tampon in your face and starts yelling at you about how gross it is.

Now who’s fault is it?

 

[The Ugly One]

Sorry I ruined your women hate circle jerk, but hey at least every other moid is stroking your dick giving you the attention you long for <3

Do you ever feel gratitude for the women who marched in the street so you could wipe up elderly men's urine instead of caring for your own children?

 

[RNTard]

You keep missing the main issue, he asked you directly to not go into the bathroom and you didn’t do that. Let me try and put it in a way a women might just understand.

It’s the exact same setup, but it’s at your house or apartment or wherever the fuck you live. The guy needs to take a piss and you tell him to not go into whatever bathroom, then he comes back and throws a used tampon in your face and starts yelling at you about how gross it is.

Now who’s fault is it?

What point do you think this proves??? This totally beyond any doubt an entirely different scenario, I put my tampons in the bin, not on the floor. Also throwing MY discharge back in MY face is more than enough to justify having that moid arrested for assault, piss is generally sterile. You really didn't think through Blood ≠ Piss. I've stood my ground and demanded charges against a patient who threw a bellovac at me and then had to deal with the subsequent haemorrhage all while he was being combative, just because this moid felt the drain should've been taken out in the PACU??? Even after all that I was hung out to dry by my NUM, heart of a nurse and all <3

 

[Nick Gars]

LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

Can you really be surprised when you're this much of an obnoxious, self-rightous, holier-than-thou, grade A CUNT?

I'd rather beat my dick with sandpaper or fuck a cheese grater before I pretend for even 5 minutes your Sahara Desert pussy is worth the effort. Piss towels are the real bros of this world, a pussy haver wouldn't get it.

 

[RNTard]

Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet? Yeah I fucked up even mentioning a piss towel as some off comment on disgusting moid behaviour and it would've just been left at that had you not begged me for the full story, so as far as I'm concerned this is over, the story has been said, there is nothing else to be gained from this endless circlejerk I hope your happy moids.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet.

>Dating a man enough to go over to his place
>Can't walk long enough to get a first down because he asked you to use a different bathroom

You know this relationship was doomed from the start right? even without the Piss towel. You are so dismissive of a very simple and easy to fulfill request what do you think would have happened when something difficult or challenging happened?

Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet?

Lolcow Behavior right here.

>Men are totes Gross
>Tells story about how you couldn't perform a basic request
>Tries to hide that fact behind Piss Towel (which is gross but not the only issue
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ISSUES I AM JUST A GURL UWU

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dude, what the fuck. Piss towel is just weird.

I just piss in the sink and then rinse everything off with scalding hot water like a normal human.

 

[Lurker]

ASS NAPKINS

 

[smartypants302]

Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet? Yeah I fucked up even mentioning a piss towel as some off comment on disgusting moid behaviour and it would've just been left at that had you not begged me for the full story, so as far as I'm concerned this is over, the story has been said, there is nothing else to be gained from this endless circlejerk I hope your happy moids.

If a man pope pisses in the woods and your not around? Does he use a piss towel?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If a man pisses in the woods and your not around? Does he use a piss towel?

I wish you had said the pope here just so I could quote GTA: San Andreas.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Wtf is going on here

 

[Polyarmory]

Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet? Yeah I fucked up even mentioning a piss towel as some off comment on disgusting moid behaviour and it would've just been left at that had you not begged me for the full story, so as far as I'm concerned this is over, the story has been said, there is nothing else to be gained from this endless circlejerk I hope your happy moids.

I, for one, thank you for sacrificing your dignity for our amusement. This thread is like the best parts of the @Stan thread from back in the day.

And a piss towel is gross and weird, but nobody's arguing about that; we're roasting you for so casually violating his boundaries and still failing to see what's wrong with that.

ETA: But, like Stan, I find this all kind of endearing. Best of luck out there.