Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 208 8.4%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 221 8.9%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 799 32.2%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 469 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 522 21.0%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 266 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,485
Improperly washed watermelon??? HUH????????? What, is this dumb bitch eating the fucking rind?????
A true housewife knows you can use the rind to make lovely summer pickles.
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I bet she didn't wash the watermelon at all, not realizing that she needed to. Or she started cutting it and then realized she didn't wash it and tried to rinse it off or something, but by that time the offending bacteria from the ground had already been introduced to the interior of the melon. She probably left it out for hours too, not realizing that melon needs to be refrigerated exactly for this reason.
 
I bet she didn't wash the watermelon at all, not realizing that she needed to. Or she started cutting it and then realized she didn't wash it and tried to rinse it off or something, but by that time the offending bacteria from the ground had already been introduced to the interior of the melon. She probably left it out for hours too, not realizing that melon needs to be refrigerated exactly for this reason.
It could be anything considering these two live in filth. It sounds like her siblings and their kids visited her Mom so she could have caught something from anyone of them. Ian probably hid in the basement like a loner the entire time her family was over causing him to be spared or something.
 
She doesn't understand how stomach flu works. You usually get it from someone else and then give it to the people you touch. So she's probably not touching Ian.

Which begs the question, who did she get stomach flu from?
A child. There was a family birthday she made two awful cakes for, she's been in close contact with the successful members of the Jomha family's children. That or she tongued Ian's shit encrusted asshole because she wants to prove us wrong and that she's a very sexual person.
 
Retards probably don't realize that you should wash any produce you get. Between growing, processing, shipping, and then all the people at the store handling it, you don't know what it's come in contact with. Even if its not part you're putting in your body, it can spread from your hands. This is like food safety 101, something so basic they teach it to children.

Here's an interesting snippet from Mythbusters where they show how germs can spread. It could easily apply to any kind of nasty illness like E. Coli and Salmonella from someone not washing their hands or touching something else disgusting. I know it was posted during Covid but that's besides the point so don't derail shit, the episode aired in like 2008.

But that actually implies that it's from the watermelon and not another cooking abortion that Anisa produced. Of course its the thing that has the least likely chance of being her own fault. Anisa probably threw up once and feels better but wants to milk for sympathy. Ian caring for her is probably because she's the kind of person that has to tell everyone in the entire world that she isn't feeling well in some form or another as if she expects the world to stop spinning just for her. Ian is at a point where if something were to happen to Anisa, he would probably just poof out of existence because all he knows is to please her.
 
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Hey, I wonder how Dad/ Nathan Barnett is doing now?
Surely it must be going better for him after this shitshow.
Oh
I wish we had a thread on Nathan Barnett just to contain his weird online presence and drama. It probably wouldn't be that interesting but making a homicide all about yourself is so strange.
 
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