Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Sammich]

She did...something to him over the years that made him abandon all his old content, despite still being popular.

She took his virginity, that's pretty much it. It's only much more known because of who he is.

 

[Switch Mongo]

She took his virginity, that's pretty much it. It's only much more known because of who he is.

Anus gave ole shit pants magoo the snizz one time and he said sure, I’ll throw away my friends, family and career for cumrag with a Justin Bieber haircut and bumper sticker tattoos, sure.

 

[Boss Bass]

I really cannot buy Anisa winning over anyone but the most braindead zombie coomers

I’ve finally come to terms with the fanbase of people like Anisa, MooMoo or Kaceytron.

They don’t watch despite the self-destruction and gradual cognitive decline, they watch FOR it.

There’s an audience for “get implants, cover yourself in tattoos and become ever more vapid”.

 

[Bornana]

She took his virginity, that's pretty much it. It's only much more known because of who he is.

When I was in high school, I let go of everything that made me, me, just for pussy. Ian has done the same, except in his thirties, and for a d-tier doughface boobie streamer.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

do like this lil' guy.

Me too. Which is even funnier because it's the one thing she didn't make.

 

[Clancee]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

 

[Entomologist]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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I was going to say that this doesn't sound terrible by Anisa's standards, but then I noticed that she calls for canned beans. Canned beans. It doesn't matter what you put into that salad, it's going to taste of salt, tin, depression, and poor life choices. Is it that hard to just soak some beans overnight in the fridge and boil them? Also, feeding Poo Pants Swastika Boy beans? I hope the Jomhas have a few gas masks to go around!

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I’ve finally come to terms with the fanbase of people like Anisa, MooMoo or Kaceytron.

They don’t watch despite the self-destruction and gradual cognitive decline, they watch FOR it.

There’s an audience for “get implants, cover yourself in tattoos and become ever more vapid”.

Same crowd that watches "Real Housewives of XYZ" and other gutter trash reality television i'd imagine.

 

[ApeBass]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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At least her use of olive oil is appropriate this time.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

When I was in high school, I let go of everything that made me, me, just for pussy. Ian has done the same, except in his thirties, and for a d-tier doughface boobie streamer.

Shows their arrested and stunted developement once again. Anisa never grew past highschool mentally and Ian is a grade-A sperg no matter how you put it, what with all the "I learned empathy at 30" and his explanation of post-irony in the Hyde documentary.

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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First time i am looking at something she made and say yeah, i'd eat that. The pic is shit but the ingredients are good. Maybe too lemony with that much lemon juice and the sumac but that's a lebbo thing. B-bravo, Anisa?

canned beans

They that bad in canada? I often use canned legumes, like chick peas and kidney beans, in dishes and it's fine. Granted, not in cold dishes. Ours are also not pre-salted.

 

[clipartfan92]

Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

Here's a high res pic just for you!



https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1949530732961153095 (archive.ph)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I was going to say that this doesn't sound terrible by Anisa's standards, but then I noticed that she calls for canned beans. Canned beans. It doesn't matter what you put into that salad, it's going to taste of salt, tin, depression, and poor life choices. Is it that hard to just soak some beans overnight in the fridge and boil them? Also, feeding Poo Pants Swastika Boy beans? I hope the Jomhas have a few gas masks to go around!

That whole basement is going to smell like ass by the end of the day.

 

[no ragrets]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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My mediterranean friends would have a heart attack if i showed them this, just from the canned beans alone. This is like a fart bomb in a salad, actual mediterranean recipes are much simpler. They rely on shit ton of olive oil, feta and fresh vegetables, that's it. No one's putting dijon mustard in their salad.

Also, the combination of all those ingredients "being safe" to stay in the fridge for 3 days is a joke. Just cucumber alone goes all watery and mushy.

I get Anisa's trying to play into her 8% lebanese heritage, but she doesn't actually get their culture. Salad is meant to be fresh, just made and eaten all at once for dinner with your family. Not to let it become a gooey mess with the cucumbers, feta and whatever random shit she added.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My mediterranean friends would have a heart attack if i showed them this, just from the canned beans alone. This is like a fart bomb in a salad, actual mediterranean recipes are much simpler. They rely on shit ton of olive oil, feta and fresh vegetables, that's it. No one's putting dijon mustard in their salad.

Also, the combination of all those ingredients "being safe" to stay in the fridge for 3 days is a joke. Just cucumber alone goes all watery and mushy.

I get Anisa's trying to play into her 8% lebanese heritage, but she doesn't actually get their culture. Salad is meant to be fresh, just made and eaten all at once for dinner with your family. Not to let it become a gooey mess with the cucumbers, feta and whatever random shit she added.

Anisa getting gassed by her pet cuck isn't something I thought would happen this year.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Me too. Which is even funnier because it's the one thing she didn't make.
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I laughed way harder than I should've. Of course the one thing that looked like it had a modicum of effort put into it and it's premade.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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God. 3 cans of beans is a bit much, no?
Eating 3-day-old salad sounds really depressing. I hope Ian drives to the nearby Denny's for a last meal before the jump.

 

[thebigdream]

So this is what she's been doing instead of setting up chairs for their podcast. Mediterranean bean salad, apparently. Feels as if I stare at this thing long enough I go vomit.

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I'm not going to comment on the taste because I don't normally eat this type of food, but come on Anisa, this isn't even cooking, you threw a bunch of things in a bowl. Did you get your oven rights revoked after the two turtle monstrosities?

 

[no ragrets]

My mediterranean friends would have a heart attack if i showed them this, just from the canned beans alone. This is like a fart bomb in a salad, actual mediterranean recipes are much simpler. They rely on shit ton of olive oil, feta and fresh vegetables, that's it. No one's putting dijon mustard in their salad.

Also, the combination of all those ingredients "being safe" to stay in the fridge for 3 days is a joke. Just cucumber alone goes all watery and mushy.

I get Anisa's trying to play into her 8% lebanese heritage, but she doesn't actually get their culture. Salad is meant to be fresh, just made and eaten all at once for dinner with your family. Not to let it become a gooey mess with the cucumbers, feta and whatever random shit she added.

Couldn't help it, contacted some of them. They all called this American bullshit (couldn't bother to explain Anisa is Canadian or who Anisa is at all).

The type of mediterranean salad Anisa was trying to recreate but failed (because it would just contant cucumbers, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, feta, olive oil or whatever regional veggies they have depending on their country) is meant to be eaten before actual dinner, accompanied by hard liquor most of the time (even by muslims, because mediterannean muslims don't give a fuck). It's not a meal and god forbid, having it for lunch the next day by letting it stay in the fridge for even a night because from just the veggies and olive oil, it would become a watery mess.

The beans and dijon mustard were especially offensive as i suspected. Beans are made separately with tomato sauce most often, a part of the main or side meal and most would make hummus instead of beans.

So not only did Anisa fail at larping as a lebanese, she also didn't make a healthy salad, she made something to get you extremely bloated and gassy and by the 3rd day this shit's been in the fridge and someone dares eat it.. Maureen better have more than one toilet in her house and Ian better start praying to the ibs gods for mercy.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Pro: it won’t give And I the beetus

Con: it might make the cookies and cake more appetising

 

[Beggamania]

Here's a high res pic just for you!

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https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1949530732961153095 (archive.ph)

Tbh, that doesn't look as bad. Props to her for...Uhh, managing to cook vegetables properly. Gotta take those baby steps xd