Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 218 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 780 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 502 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,415
Here's the Kotaku article about Anisa's mommy moderating her chat, if no one read it. Since it keeps being mentioned, I figured I'd link it since we're bored.
https://kotaku.com/the-mom-who-moderates-her-daughter-s-rowdy-twitch-chat-1784396972 / https://archive.is/BlISt
This has been probably hashed over by some Kiwi but man, the quotes in here are hysterical, let's look at some choice selections. No idea if this "journalist" is more quoting the people praising Anisa, like her mother, or if they are genuinely a fan or just a naive dumbass who is ignorant to our trashy BPDemon. Either way, the article is hysterical.

"Anisa Jomha was a so-called 'boobie streamer' until last March. Her sizable Twitch following includes ardent fans, horny dudes, toxic trolls, and an unusual chat moderator: her mother."
Honey, those implants happened for a reason, there was no reason for them other than to get men to thirst after her.

"In fact, a counter on Raihnbowkidz’s channel estimates that her breasts have been mentioned in Twitch chat nearly 30,000 times. Until recently, Raihnbowkidz wore a double push-up bra, highlighting her cleavage for her audience."
Oh yeah, just a so-called "boobie streamer", not at all purposely. Bitch, you are openly saying she didn't just wear a pushup bra, but a double push up bra. I didn't even know such things existed! I'm sure Anisa has been wearing them since high school though.

"Growing up, Raihnbowkidz was one of the more troublesome of her siblings. Jomha said she was forced to be a disciplinarian at times when her daughter would sneak out. Sometimes, Raihnbowkidz would skip school. When she left for college, she barely spoke with her mother for the first year.

'I’m very conservative myself,' Jomha explained. She was raised Catholic, but later converted to Islam when she married her husband. Modesty is her personal preference. Raihnbowkidz never hid the stream from her mother, but understandably didn’t invite her to participate."

Interesting insight into Anisa's teen years, good grades don't earn one enough attention, sneaking out and skipping school do though. Love that she left mommy dearest in the dust for college and didn't speak to her, two BPDemons duking it out, I'm sure that ate her mother up inside. Conservative my ass, you don't just sprout a whore like that from out of nowhere.

"One day, unbeknownst to Raihnbowkidz, Jomha navigated to Twitch and searched for her daughter’s channel. What she saw was her daughter entertaining a mostly male audience by playing video games in low-cut shirts, making witty gameplay commentary and laughing off trollish comments about her body."
When the fuck has Anisa ever been "witty"? I would absolutely love to see a single instance of this occurring because the odds are astronomically low. Anisa is so thin-skinned she is practically translucent, you know she bitched and shrieked once the webcam was off.

"At first, Raihnbowkidz didn’t believe that it was her mom. Of course somebody would impersonate her mother in her Twitch chat. Soon, though, after repeated insistence, Johma’s presence was unmistakable. Raihnbowkidz actually thought it was funny. Jomha kept watching and participating, bit by bit beginning to respond to trolls and fans in the chat. Raihnbowkidz liked her mother’s commentary and eventually promoted her to moderator."
Her mom had to go creeping on her, not telling her mommy dearest needed to control her precious daughter to make sure no harm came to her. The fact Anisa thought it was a troll at first was telling, wonder how her mother established herself, did she call her or did she post something only Anisa would know in chat? "Eventually promoted her to moderator" when you can't trust your own mother to moderate your boobie streaming chat, who can you trust?

"After a few days watching her daughter gracefully and satirically combat some of her viewers’ cruder comments,"
Nah, do not buy this for a second. Anisa is the antithesis of graceful, and Anisa is again, not clever, I cannot see her skewering her critics in any sort of intellectual capacity other than "you're an incel" or "you mad bro?" or something like "I fucked your dad last night, he moaned your name." Even that is too high for her.

Now, Raihnbowkidz describes her mother as 'the most lenient [mod] . . . she got what I was doing.' Once, Jomha had an entire conversation with a viewer about her daughter’s right to show cleavage on screen."
How the fuck is your mother the most lenient mod? She is your mother, not just some simp. Jesus Christ, no wonder Anisa is like this. "Right to show cleavage on screen" sounds like something Chris Chan would say about "Women's Rights" but nah, it's from BPDemon mom.

"Sometimes, Jomha herself gets trolled. Viewers ask how it feels to be the mother of a whore.
'I’d say, yes, well, I’m a whore too, so she learned well!' Jomha joked.

I have no words.

"In Jomha’s eyes, Raihnbowkidz’s confidence and humor are what has won over her most vitriolic trolls. And it’s what won her over, too: 'She’s very free with herself. I’m not comfortable like that. But it works for her and that’s who she is. I don’t see it that way, but I get it, and I love her to death.'"
I really cannot buy Anisa winning over anyone but the most braindead zombie coomers, which is somehow worse than THE RAPED as he has drugs to at least blame for his zombified existence. That last comment about loving her to death will come back and be eerie, I can see it now.

Total depravity.
 
From the most recent KC

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The laziness is insane, they cant even take an hour 30 out of their entire week to make one episode of garbage nontent, and when they do its never a set schedule its always delayed or some shit. FEAR NOT! THERE WILL BE CHAIRS NEXT TIME!
What else are they fucking doing???
 
Dude, La Velada is fucking massive. Anus and her husband wish they could hit those numbers (literally millions of viewers across multiple platforms) and snag celebrity guests and music acts for the event. Last year fucking Will Smith performed for some reason, but everyone seemed to love it. Blows my mind that CC had every opportunity to be just as big but those morons would rather turn into a cringe clout goblin fest.
Imagine a different timeline where Ian didn't alienate everyone he was once close to at Anisa's insistence. I know Joji and Rusty Cage turned up to at least one CC out of politeness, but in a more positive timeline they could have performed between bouts --not sure how well Rusty Cage would have gone down, but Joji performing would have been huge-- and driven up numbers and probably ticket sales.
I hope she will throw more shit at her ex-partners from Creator Clash and we might see a lawsuit arc.
It could be the Real Creator Clash 3.
Courtroom Clash would be amazing, especially if they allowed it to be livestreamed and monetized it.
Why does Anisa insist she's such a pro at cooking and baking, especially cakes and decorating which are actually hard to do properly, when the pics she posts speak otherwise and are just ridiculous? Is she attempting to skinwalk QT Cinderella now?
The same reason people audition on X Factor despite being blatantly tone deaf. She thinks she's good at it, and no one in her life is brave enough to correct her.
WHY? All her tattoos are ugly & don't even have clean line work. Were they scammed?
iirc Anisa desperately wanted to fuck the tattoo artist. She basically pulled a Russel Greer and spent $18k to hang out with a guy and not have sex with him.
 
It took these retards over a month to buy two fucking chairs. :stress:Unfortunately for the Jomhas, it won't change the fact that their podcast set is still a dirty, disgusting basement where they look like cartel hostages.
I like that they're too lazy to invest in an overlay like Ralph. His "show" is just as unwatchable and even the RAGEPIG knows to hide as much of the background as possible.
 
When they sell their home, they'll have enough equity to scrape by & start a new life in Canada.
They don’t seem to be able to engage in long term thinking, so this plan is very easy to screw up. Anisa is going to force him to use almost all of that equity to purchase a new house (which will almost certainly be more expensive than an American house, and smaller), turning them house poor. He should be moving to some cheap area in America and spending as little as possible on a house so that the rest can be invested to support his life. It’s not like he has a future of profiting off YouTube anymore.

But Anisa is going to fuck him over, demand he spend all of it in an expensive area of an expensive market, and drive him into poverty. And then she’ll divorce him and claim he was abusive.
 
They don’t seem to be able to engage in long term thinking, so this plan is very easy to screw up. Anisa is going to force him to use almost all of that equity to purchase a new house (which will almost certainly be more expensive than an American house, and smaller), turning them house poor. He should be moving to some cheap area in America and spending as little as possible on a house so that the rest can be invested to support his life. It’s not like he has a future of profiting off YouTube anymore.

But Anisa is going to fuck him over, demand he spend all of it in an expensive area of an expensive market, and drive him into poverty. And then she’ll divorce him and claim he was abusive.
The biggest problem for idubbz is he doesn’t have a friend, ironically any place filled with detractors offers him better advice than his wife.
 
why is her buttercream frosting *sweating*. JFC. At least it isn't separating, I guess. Small victories. The first turtle cake at least had personality and was visibly a turtle, I don't even know what to make of this.
We know that she recently made a cake and put in way too much oil (and strongly-flavored olive oil at that). She probably used paste-type food coloring in the frosting, and if it isn't mixing in evenly you can add a little food-grade (or pharmaceutical-grade) glycerin to help. Since she's Anisa and doesn't actually follow instructions, she probably mixed in the food coloring, remembered that she forgot the (completely optional) glycerin, added an absurdly large amount (just like the oil), and then either didn't mix it thoroughly enough to completely incorporate the glycerin or used so much that it couldn't be fully incorporated with any amount of mixing.
 
The biggest problem for idubbz is he doesn’t have a friend, ironically any place filled with detractors offers him better advice than his wife.
She’s isolated him entirely from friends and family. When she dumps him, he’ll literally have nothing and no one. It would be sad if he didn’t choose this life over the warnings of everyone.
 
Chairs? I'm waiting with bated breath.
Honey, those implants happened for a reason, there was no reason for them other than to get men to thirst after her.
Pretty sure the implants came much later. Anisa larping as a successful streamer ended shortly after she got together with The Raped. It's eerie how much that piece reads like these present day nontent articles OF whores pay to get published as cheap advertising.
I didn't even know such things existed!
She literally just wore two bras at the same time, i am not even kidding.
 
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Here's the Kotaku article about Anisa's mommy moderating her chat, if no one read it. Since it keeps being mentioned, I figured I'd link it since we're bored.
https://kotaku.com/the-mom-who-moderates-her-daughter-s-rowdy-twitch-chat-1784396972 / https://archive.is/BlISt
If this article hadn't been written in 2016, I would have thought it was AI-generated. The phrasing, the way of stating things, the flagrant denial of reality.. Yet more proof that journoscum are functionally interchangeable with AI. This truly is the level of journalism Anus merits.
 
In regard to Ian and Anisa being poor I think @Incecticyder made a good point. It's not CC flopping that will really kill them (unless they really do get fucked down the line for it, but idk) but the complete slow-down of income and frivolous spending. The amount they overpaid on their house because Anisa apparently insisted on them needing it then and there before CC2 (or CC1 I might be forgetting) is one such frivolous thing. Especially if that reddit post that was going around was real that said the house was in a shitty location and had bad acoustics. The amount of stank and dilapidation they inflicted on the house is also going to affect what they can realistically get for it, which means it can't even be justified as a purchase.

I know Ian has investments and is or was apparently renting at least one property, but how long can this realistically last in the wake of his and Anisa's god awful decisions? I think they're broke mainly in the sense that their big cash cow and creative enterprise is essentially killed now. And they can't exactly live off of Ian's Youtube "success" anymore since it's been similarly killed in a self-inflicted driveby. Maybe they can stay afloat if Ian starts cranking out more shit-tier videos that get less than a million views, but I have a feeling they are circling the drain in terms of their livelihood and comforts.
People underestimate taxes too. If they were living in low tax places, things would have been better. Also, I doubt the house will sell for what they ask for it. Just imagine what repairs that place will need. Imagine if, as many have speculated, there is mold (maybe even black mold) in there. There has to be an investigation by the authorities or real estate or something.
 
The laziness is insane, they cant even take an hour 30 out of their entire week to make one episode of garbage nontent, and when they do its never a set schedule its always delayed or some shit. FEAR NOT! THERE WILL BE CHAIRS NEXT TIME!
They are settling in for the long haul, this is a terrifying prospect for her mom.
 
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