It's starting to feel like an elaborate prank but it's Anisa so you know this is played a hundred percent straight. I'd be thrilled if my (purely hypothetical and fictive) 12 year old kid would have made a cake that looked like that for my birthday, sure, but i can basically hear Anisa going to whatever relative "Don't worry about the cake, i got a background in bakeology, i take care of it!" and it's just equal parts funny and sad.
Meth? I mean, Anisa already got a running start on the looking like a truck stop meth whore.
I'd say it's more likely she asks about his thoughts on an open marriage first.
In 3d view it looks like they had a murder bathtub ala rieketa. This isn't messed up looking in the photos so its either an artifact of the photogrammetry or the realtors had the tub cleaned before the photos were taken.
This is actually the one i'm hoping for because it would undeniably be the most hilarious of all outcomes. I don't think Ian would survive that one, the shit talking he would receive any time and anywhere online would be too much for him.
Running start? She already crossed the finish line!
True, that is a bit more likely if we are talking about Anisa alone but now we are in Maureen's home and she wants her daughter married to a rich, Muslim man who will give her grandkids. Anything that stops that dream better be a millionaire or a billionaire like Ian of old was. The current Ian is one poor, smelly obstacle in that dream. Mama might bide her time for a house sale but she will not wait long enough for an open marriage to collapse.
Anisa is now in her 30s. Muslim men prefer them younger...much much younger...
She's 20 years too late.
It is my belief that Maureen will try to set her up with someone far older and desperate.
You forgot the part where she got him to buy her expensive boob implants only to get them removed shortly after.
This. They clearly fled to Canada/are hiding out in Anisa's Mom's basement, due to Anisa's BPD paranoia/emotional meltdown.
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It's like those "Pinterest vs. Reality" posts.
It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.
You know its bad when even your husband that you personally traumatized can break out of his thousand yard stare long enough to laugh at your piss poor attempt.
why is her buttercream frosting *sweating*. JFC. At least it isn't separating, I guess. Small victories. The first turtle cake at least had personality and was visibly a turtle, I don't even know what to make of this.
I think this is what any sane person would do, but I don't think this is the end of their story. Maybe Ian might have completely given up on being an eceleb, but I don't think Anisa can quit. All of the shit that haunts them will follow them to Canada, especially since Anisa cant help herself.
Yeah, virtually impossible. Bitch is cripplingly addicted to the Twitter dopamine drip. Ian will most likely just turn into a background character (already feels like he did) but Anisa will go hard as long as social media offers a modicum of attention, be it good or bad.
For real. this was a massive hit? that family must be so scared of setting off a bpd meltdown
Jesus Christ, how fucking hard can this be? You're trying to make a 3D turtle, put something under the goddamn shell and frost over it. Put like an oreo cookie or a Milano cookie on the flat surface of the cake, frost over that for the shell, and then add the head and legs. Fucks sake, I don't bake or decorate cakes and even I can figure this shit out. She doesn't THINK about things, she just brute forces it and gets confused when it doesn't turn out right.
