Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[fenny]

Bet the next tattoo is baking themed, assuming her broke ass can ever afford one again.

 

[Phillip Green]

Thank you for the additional insight! I was just going off what I saw on google maps and my past experiences.
Can you tell us anything about wind movement through the area? I have a suspicion that part of the stink might not be the Johmas, but the area itself based on how things are laid out. Is that true?
Also, how are the light levels at night?

I can't think of any environmental explanation for the stink. The only wind-based smell I can attest to is a very occasional (like once or twice a year) on-shore flow that can bring a light ocean smell to the neighborhood from Puget Sound a couple miles to the west. I always found it quite pleasant.

There's no industry in the neighborhood producing bad smells. And they're too far away from any potential restaurants to have dumpster stink.

Others have mentioned mold, and that does seem like a possibility. The Seattle winter is 6 months of 40-55 degrees with very high humidity. If your house isn't well heated, properly insulated, or both (common problems in houses of that era), you can get a mold problem pretty easily. It can cause real breathing problems for sensitive people, and it can be a pain in the ass to get rid of.

Street lighting is hit-or-miss. The city migrated to much brighter bulbs over the last 10-15 years, but the number of light poles varies street by street. 8th itself, being a major road, is well lit, but I can't say how Division looks at night. Due to the latitude and gloomy weather, it's generally pretty dark across the entire region during the winter.

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[Piss Jugman]

Bet the next tattoo is baking themed, assuming her broke ass can ever afford one again.

I imagine she can afford one in the most factual sense, but from a "don't spend money like an idiot" standpoint they def can't. Not spending money like an idiot has never stopped these 2 though, so be prepared for a new shit-tat the moment the house sells. I'm putting my money on it being pokemon themed though since that's also a new larp of hers. We should poll it IMO

 

[LimeRikki]

Bet the next tattoo is baking themed, assuming her broke ass can ever afford one again.

Anisa should give herself some homemade tattoos! She's so quirky and creative, I'd love to see what she designs.

 

[Mac Monster]

That fridge looks empty as hell or is it me? If they eat out all the time they are definitely burning through money.

The Jomhas must eat out constantly since Anisa is far too lazy to cook on a regular basis. All of the awful food she posts on social media must be all she cooks. She'd rather go to Denny's or order DoorDash, which puts her further in the financial hole.

I hope she at least cleans it off before taking it to the party.

Washing the dishes is far too much work for old pear head. She's too busy doomscrolling being a tradwife to care about silly things like cleanliness.

 

[Bremsspur]

Bet the next tattoo is baking themed, assuming her broke ass can ever afford one again.

Nah, if she got a baking tattoo it woudn't be random trash but trash related to something she does trashily, then it would hold some meaning and that's just too much for her to bear.

 

[stupid frog]

Are there tRaDiTiOnAl AmErIcAn baking tattoos?

 

[Incecticyder]

Are there tRaDiTiOnAl AmErIcAn baking tattoos?

So traditional that they are about to bake a better pie than her.

 

[Chongqing]

I can't think of any environmental explanation for the stink. The only wind-based smell I can attest to is a very occasional (like once or twice a year) on-shore flow that can bring a light ocean smell to the neighborhood from Puget Sound a couple miles to the west. I always found it quite pleasant.

There's no industry in the neighborhood producing bad smells. And they're too far away from any potential restaurants to have dumpster stink.

Others have mentioned mold, and that does seem like a possibility. The Seattle winter is 6 months of 40-55 degrees with very high humidity. If your house isn't well heated, properly insulated, or both (common problems in houses of that era), you can get a mold problem pretty easily. It can cause real breathing problems for sensitive people, and it can be a pain in the ass to get rid of.

Street lighting is hit-or-miss. The city migrated to much brighter bulbs over the last 10-15 years, but the number of light poles varies street by street. 8th itself, being a major road, is well lit, but I can't say how Division looks at night. Due to the latitude and gloomy weather, it's generally pretty dark across the entire region during the winter.

Edit: typos

I imagine it was a lot of pet smells.

Cleaning so well that no one could tell they have dogs doesn't seem like a concept that would occur to them.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

I wanted to read my favorite thread about Anus and I, and what do I find?

Ay-logging pastries and, even worse of all,, AYLOGGING OLIVE OIL?

There is really no low where kiwis wouldn't stoop.

Shameful.

 

[Big Shot]

What if olive oil is an excuse and Anisa is using pee?

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

The cake is kind of cute in a derpy sort of way. It looks like something a kid would make and I'm sure their niece/nephew would probably like it. But considering Anisa is an adult, the sloppiness of the frosting work is really egregious, even for her.
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I also can't help but feel that there is a deep sadness in this turtle's face even if it's just a cake.

the number 2 cookies suggest shes going to a family members kids party, im kinda expecting the next bog to be more horrifying broodiness but i really hope not. Anything but that arc.

 

[There She Glows]

Are there tRaDiTiOnAl AmErIcAn baking tattoos?

 

[weliveinaMeritocracy]

She's great

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I'm looking around at their competition now and it seems like they're trying to punch above their weight.

Some examples:
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8337 22nd Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,065,000
Significantly quieter area, not on a main road, no major shopping things nearby and within walking distance of a park.

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13722 42nd Avenue NE, Seattle, WA 98125
$1,025,000
Has a pool and view of the lake, across from a state park, high ceilings, and - for some reason - a bedroom tub.

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9510 9th Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,099,000
Four bedrooms, private driveway, high ceilings.

Compare it to other homes in the same area

Less than a block over and $599 per sqft

A couple blocks away but $627 per sqft

Down the street from casa de anis, $524 per sqft

By comparison Anisa and her husband are asking for $679 per sqft for a house that is on a much tinier lot than any of the above homes. Maybe they think homes get a ex-youtuber premium?

Besides that the layout of the house is just jacked;

Just want I would like in a wet climate like seattle, a front entrance that opens directly into the living room.

Then there is the half-basement, also what I would want in a overcast climate like seattle, bedrooms with half windows.


In 3d view it looks like they had a murder bathtub ala rieketa. This isn't messed up looking in the photos so its either an artifact of the photogrammetry or the realtors had the tub cleaned before the photos were taken.

anus reaches a new low. the frosting looks so bad oh my god

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>claimed to be an artist
>cant make a few parallel stripes on a cookie

 

[Oliver Onions]

anus reaches a new low. the frosting looks so bad oh my god

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What's the theme? Bakers with Parkinson's?

You're frosting a cake Anisa, not plastering your bathroom.

 

[basedman]

In 3d view it looks like they had a murder bathtub ala rieketa.

Kind of looks like someone's been dying their hair in that shower/tub

 

[Godmode]

Decided to look up pictures of their house.

Look at this kitchen.

Two door oven, deep sink, FAT counters and the good metal overhead vents.

Look at all that cabinet space!! Sure the counters are small but thats fine when you have that many cabinets.

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What a fucking waste. I know rich people have nice kitchens they never cook in but she's literally posting about cooking!!

For every hat Anisa wants to try on they drop a minimum of 60k. When they wanted to box they went and paid a ton to box. When they wanted their tattoos they paid top dollar.

A brain dead retard could have made something successful building off of Ian's fame and access to opportunities. It's all such a waste.

Did they renovate the kitchen after they moved in, or was it like this when they bought it? Kitchen renos are expensive and this looks fairly decent.

 

[Absolutego]

And if you're coming from either the east or west, you still have to take either the orange or red path. Only guests would be able to park comfortably. Occupants might even begin parking in front instead of using the garage just because it's more convenient.

They almost definitely just parked out front - on top of the garage opening up onto a divided parkway, it's an old-timey 1920's garage flanked in close by a concrete wall and a hedge. It'd be a nightmare to back into with any traffic, and if they decided to pull into it, a nightmare to back out of.
I know 8th ave NW gets busy further south, much more busy, but the block they are on is still big enough to have a bus line going up it, so I imagine traffic is pretty regular.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

anus reaches a new low. the frosting looks so bad oh my god

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Honest question, is she impaired in her fine motor skills? Look at the stripes on the 2 cookie. The stars. The turtle head on the cake that i just noticed now (i am assuming it is supposed to be a turtle). This all looks like something made by a young kid in home economics class. Talk about half-assed.

What a fucking waste

Agreed. I'd spend all day in the kitchen if mine looked even half as nice.

Edit: Fuck me, i'm just now realizing those blobs on the round cookies are supposed to be turtles, too. Get it together, Anisa