I'm fucking crying. That poor turtle looks misshapen and tormented in both cakes.
I laughed harder at this than I should have. You just know that's what she was going for and made that retarded abomination insteadView attachment 7695033View attachment 7695061
It's like those "Pinterest vs. Reality" posts.
It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.
You know its bad when even your husband that you personally traumatized can break out of his thousand yard stare long enough to laugh at your piss poor attempt.
Looks like it got run over by a vehicle
>sell your house at loss
They're definitely men stupid and desperate enough to get with Anisa despite the fact that she looks like a gas station bathroom stall. Unfortunately for her, none of those men have Ian's former clout and fame, which is what she desires above all else. All the other retarded e-celebs she pines for will continue to ignore and disregard her.
I like to imagine she just gives it the dogs/Ian if she doesn't get enough updoots on xitter. Hooray for not wasting food! I guess?
A lot of potential here. What's the timeline on how long Ian can be in Canada before he has to reset his visa? I doubt he's going to have permanent residency worked out in time. If he goes home, even for like a week, and she doesn't go with him for whatever reason, it could be the little push this whole thing needs.
She apparently made two cakes. It's crazy that she took the turtle cake on that dirty cake container.
It's from an era where Idubbbz had semi-regular interaction with some asian chick and she immediately starting trying to skinwalk as the girl in question, but instead wound up looking like Lord Farquaad, what with her bricklike facial features.
It is the one that I consider most likely now that they are in Canuckistan. He is in a basement, away from anyone, produces no money, he smells and the Jomhas are not going to want all that in their home for long. My guess? Anus is waiting for the house to sell so that she can squeeze the final amount of cash out of him, after which she will kick him out.
This looks dry as fuck. Straight up bread.
It's like a deviant artist. Proud of the most amateurish work. With no approval from her husband, probably just eating all this cake by herself while she gets fat.
Except those artists get better.
