Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Chapalapachapa]

Motherfucker those are primary school first attempt at baking ever tier. What's wrong with Anissa

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm fucking crying. That poor turtle looks misshapen and tormented in both cakes.

Looks like it got run over by a vehicle

 

[James Brown]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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>sell your house at loss
>dual unemployment
>spend everyday using copious amounts of butter, eggs, extracts, and powdered sugar at 2025 Canadian prices
mommy and daddy jomha better be opening their wallets for her weekly frosting allowance because holy shit

 

[LimeRikki]

New theory: She's trying to put Ian into a diabetic coma. She's hoping that the extra sweet scent that emanates off of a diabetic person without of control of their sugar will offset his poo stink.

He has to get a foot lopped off and she can play the "trad wife caring for her disabled man character." She'll be able to prove to everyone she's a good person because she'll do the bare minimum (no she won't lol) to take care of her poor sick husband.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I think the increased baking lately is due to being home and seeing her sisters again who have families and children, so she feels the need to prove herself.
Just get a job, Anisa.

 

[Mac Monster]

Respectfully disagree. Normies don't possess all the Anus background lore we kiwis do. Also BPDs are known to love bomb their targeted victims at the start of a relationship (she did this to Ian) until they get their hooks in. Seeing as to how she is obsessed with social media, the odds she hasn't reached out to old flames are effectively zero. Plus we know Maureen doesn't like Ian and is probably encouraging Anus to get herself a real man(let) like Chris Ray Gun.

They're definitely men stupid and desperate enough to get with Anisa despite the fact that she looks like a gas station bathroom stall. Unfortunately for her, none of those men have Ian's former clout and fame, which is what she desires above all else. All the other retarded e-celebs she pines for will continue to ignore and disregard her.

 

[BinaricHate]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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I like to imagine she just gives it the dogs/Ian if she doesn't get enough updoots on xitter. Hooray for not wasting food! I guess?

 

[Drama Trauma]

If Anisa would stop her "spite cooking" and "mundane seethe tweeting" this whole drama around her and I would've died down long ago.
Thankfully Anisa is Anisa and she keeps giving us our daily milk of lolz.
I hope she will throw more shit at her ex-partners from Creator Clash and we might see a lawsuit arc.
It could be the Real Creator Clash 3.

 

[Preacher ✝]

6) They "get a break" from one another, Ian is shipped back to his parents

A lot of potential here. What's the timeline on how long Ian can be in Canada before he has to reset his visa? I doubt he's going to have permanent residency worked out in time. If he goes home, even for like a week, and she doesn't go with him for whatever reason, it could be the little push this whole thing needs.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

someone needs to use that as a pfp and take the name "badly frosted cake" pronto.

 

[clipartfan92]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

She apparently made two cakes. It's crazy that she took the turtle cake on that dirty cake container.

Spoiler: Photos

https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1949198789425946787 (archive.ph)

https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1949202164511097248 (archive.ph)

 

[Absolutego]

wtf is that haircut

It's from an era where Idubbbz had semi-regular interaction with some asian chick and she immediately starting trying to skinwalk as the girl in question, but instead wound up looking like Lord Farquaad, what with her bricklike facial features.

 

[Incecticyder]

A lot of potential here. What's the timeline on how long Ian can be in Canada before he has to reset his visa? I doubt he's going to have permanent residency worked out in time. If he goes home, even for like a week, and she doesn't go with him for whatever reason, it could be the little push this whole thing needs.

It is the one that I consider most likely now that they are in Canuckistan. He is in a basement, away from anyone, produces no money, he smells and the Jomhas are not going to want all that in their home for long. My guess? Anus is waiting for the house to sell so that she can squeeze the final amount of cash out of him, after which she will kick him out.

Also, to everyone on the thread, what are the chances that she brings up divorcing him on stream without telling him? Imagine her going "I want a divorce" like she is asking him if he had always been shitting his pants. She would totally ask him to break up live on stream!

 

[Liz Friend]

brittany venti called out anisa all those years ago, even brought up ian not wanting anisa to take part of the scarce zoey burger twerk video
signs were already there but ian had a heavy case of oneitis...

 

[no ragrets]

She apparently made two cakes. It's crazy that she took the turtle cake on that dirty cake container.

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Spoiler: Photos

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https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1949198789425946787 (archive.ph)

This looks dry as fuck. Straight up bread.

Also i find it really funny how Anisa puts so many filters on her cooking when posting on twitter. Facetune for food, i guess, and it still isn't saving it.

Why does Anisa insist she's such a pro at cooking and baking, especially cakes and decorating which are actually hard to do properly, when the pics she posts speak otherwise and are just ridiculous? Is she attempting to skinwalk QT Cinderella now?

Some of QT's (Hasan friend and podcast cohost) cakes.

Spoiler: qt's cakes

If she attempted to be at least a little honest and authentic like, i'm passionate about this and i wanna learn baking, here's my shitty work and decorating attempt, i'm still learning, she could find much more sympathy and bond with people who are also into it. But no, Anisa has to be a master at everything she does.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

If she attempted to be at least a little honest and authentic like, i'm passionate about this and i wanna learn baking, here's my shitty work and decorating attempt, i'm still learning, she could find much more sympathy and bond with people who are also into it. But no, Anisa has to be a master at everything she does.

It's like a deviant artist. Proud of the most amateurish work. With no approval from her husband, probably just eating all this cake by herself while she gets fat.

 

[Incecticyder]

It's like a deviant artist. Proud of the most amateurish work. With no approval from her husband, probably just eating all this cake by herself while she gets fat.

Except those artists get better.

 

[pippy]

Has Ian been living off of shitty cakes and pies for a month now? If you could call that living I guess

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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It's starting to feel like an elaborate prank but it's Anisa so you know this is played a hundred percent straight. I'd be thrilled if my (purely hypothetical and fictive) 12 year old kid would have made a cake that looked like that for my birthday, sure, but i can basically hear Anisa going to whatever relative "Don't worry about the cake, i got a background in bakeology, i take care of it!" and it's just equal parts funny and sad.

 

[Eventide]

How will this work with the SSRIs and the Adderal? I would love to see the "broke and forced to seek out less expensive chemicals" arc

Meth? I mean, Anisa already got a running start on the looking like a truck stop meth whore.