Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Vect]

The Jomhas must eat out constantly since Anisa is far too lazy to cook on a regular basis. All of the awful food she posts on social media must be all she cooks. She'd rather go to Denny's or order DoorDash, which puts her further in the financial hole.

Has anyone grasped the enormity of what he's let this woman do to him?

He buys virtually nothing for himself to the point of dangerous neglect.

She ruined his massive credibitlity by making him defend her OnlyFans, which basically just became a brief vanity project.

She did...something to him over the years that made him abandon all his old content, despite still being popular.

She makes him buy her expensive tattoos that look ugly as shit.

Edit: Yes, you're quite right, a boob job for her own insecurity that she just popped later.

She did no promotion for the two Creator Clashes.

She made him do a Content Cop, and killed off any goodwill from their remaining supporters.

She makes him sell their house.

She makes cheap food.

She doesn't work.

And now they're poor.

Anisa managed to bankrupt the owner of an extremely popular 8 million subscriber YouTube channel with a massive loyal fanbase and big friends. And she did it by just being a selfish retard for ten years.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

anus reaches a new low. the frosting looks so bad oh my god

“Ian burst into laughter “ I love how this gas station toilet cubicle of a woman is already planting the seeds of the impending divorce arc because of the “abuse” she suffered.

She makes him buy her expensive tattoos that look ugly as shit.

I actually want these two to get audited. Correct me if I’m wrong but at their height they were landlords to 3 properties in Cali and Texas and only owed 250K after CC2’s failure.

There’s gotta be something else they burned money on apart from the shitty tattoos.
How do you go from being a multi-millionaire landlord to being broke and destitute in your mother-in-law’s basement crying about a goddamn ethernet cable?

 

[Incecticyder]

I actually want these two to get audited. Correct me if I’m wrong but at their height they were landlords to 3 properties in Cali and Texas and only owed 250K after CC2’s failure.

There’s gotta be something else they burned money on apart from the shitty tattoos.
How do you go from being a multi-millionaire landlord to being broke and destitute in your motther-in-law’s basement crying about a goddamn ethernet cable?

High tax state and city, high upkeep wife, low income due to ever-diminishing audience, a few family members and "friends" asking for a handout, donations to left-wing causes, donations to Hasan and orbiters, whatever her majesty wants as a hobby this week, dog things and other expenses such as medical bills due to living in a biohazard of a house located in the Garden of Nurgle and anything else that might have come up. Money run dry.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I actually want these two to get audited.

By the IRS or Scientology? Either would be funny, and Scientology is a better excuse for running out of money.

 

[shrimp kommando]

Money run dry.

How will this work with the SSRIs and the Adderal? I would love to see the "broke and forced to seek out less expensive chemicals" arc

 

[Local Wordmason]

It's like those "Pinterest vs. Reality" posts.
It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.
You know its bad when even your husband that you personally traumatized can break out of his thousand yard stare long enough to laugh at your piss poor attempt.

 

[Incecticyder]

How will this work with the SSRIs and the Adderal? I would love to see the "broke and forced to seek out less expensive chemicals" arc

There are many ways I see this working out:

1) She gets him addicted into something cheaper but worse and then she dumps his ass with the excuse his condition gives her.

2) She cold turkeys him and acts depending on what happens: if he gets better, she will use the saved money for something stupid. Alternatively, if the combination of lack of drugs and the realization that he lost everything hits him and he gets worse, she will claim abuse and dump him.

3) They will try to get Canadian Healthcare to take care of him and we will see what happens depending on what they Canucks do.

4) Her mother puts her foot down and kicks him out regardless of the drugs because he is not rich anymore.

5) Anisa is introduced to a decently successful, middle-class Canadian by her family and dumps Ian anyway. That hypothetical Canuck might not be as rich as Ian was but he would be able to support a family regardless unlike current Ian.

6) They "get a break" from one another, Ian is shipped back to his parents and they either are effectively divorced or they just actually divorce with Ian putting zero fight and giving her everything she asks.

Those are the scenarios I foresee.

 

[Trans Randy]

4) Her mother puts her foot down and kicks him out regardless of the drugs because he is not rich anymore.

I'd put my money on this.
We already know Anisa's mom is just about as BPD as she is, and she will gladly overlook every and any bullshit her daughter pulls because she is still her precious baby who became a celebrity.
Ian would simply become the easy scapegoat for why poor little Anibaby was "dragged" back into poverty and being "harassed" by the internet once Sam Hyde and Ethan Klein don't cut it as the family boogeymen anymore.

Ian Kane Washburn is fucked in ways that even his last remaining bit of common sense cannot yet fathom.

Edit: grammar and and let's not even circle back around to the inevitable "Actually he ABUSED her!!" aftermath. I think that one's a garantuee.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

today is "la velada" a streamer boxing event based on spain and one of the main event is rorro (a tradfem) against some feminist who had to cut like 20 kilos to make the fight because rorro is a fucking midget. this thing is going to make a lot of money for a lot of people-
its pretty incredible how piss and poo couple fucked up creator clash

 

[Godmode]

5) Anisa is introduced to a decently successful, middle-class Canadian by her family and dumps Ian anyway. That hypothetical Canuck might not be as rich as Ian was but he would be able to support a family regardless unlike current Ian.

Put me down for option 5 with the caveat that Anus rekindles an old flame from her high school days.

today is "la velada" a streamer boxing event based on spain and one of the main event is rorro (a tradfem) against some feminist who had to cut like 20 kilos to make the fight because rorro is a fucking midget. this thing is going to make a lot of money for a lot of people-
its pretty incredible how piss and poo couple fucked up creator clash

Anus the marketing genius didn't believe in creating hype to promote her event. "I can't believe creator clash failed." - nobody.

 

[Incecticyder]

I'd put my money on this.
We already know Anisa's mom is just about as BPD as she is, and she will gladly overlook every and any bullshit her daughter pulls because she is still her precious baby who became a celebrity.
Ian would simply become the easy scapegoat for why poor little Anibaby was "dragged" back into poverty and being "harassed" by the internet once Sam Hyde and Ethan Klein don't cut it as the family boogeymen anymore.

Ian Kane Washburn is fucked in ways that even his last remaining bit of common sense cannot yet fathom.

Edit: grammar and and let's not even circle back around to the inevitable "Actually he ABUSED her!!" aftermath. I think that one's a garantuee.

Yeah, the abuse allegations are a freebie for every scenario.

Put me down for option 5 with the caveat that Anus rekindles an old flame from her high school days.

Do not bet on old flame. I presume that everyone of them is either married and/or knows of her crazy. Every man who was interested in her thanks their lucky stars they did not end up marrying her. If this option is taken, it will be with a moderately successful Muslim business owner that was too ugly to marry young or had not come to Canada until after she was with Ian.

 

[lulwhat]

today is "la velada" a streamer boxing event based on spain and one of the main event is rorro (a tradfem) against some feminist who had to cut like 20 kilos to make the fight because rorro is a fucking midget. this thing is going to make a lot of money for a lot of people-
its pretty incredible how piss and poo couple fucked up creator clash

Dude, La Velada is fucking massive. Anus and her husband wish they could hit those numbers (literally millions of viewers across multiple platforms) and snag celebrity guests and music acts for the event. Last year fucking Will Smith performed for some reason, but everyone seemed to love it. Blows my mind that CC had every opportunity to be just as big but those morons would rather turn into a cringe clout goblin fest.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

today is "la velada" a streamer boxing event based on spain and one of the main event is rorro (a tradfem) against some feminist who had to cut like 20 kilos to make the fight because rorro is a fucking midget. this thing is going to make a lot of money for a lot of people-
its pretty incredible how piss and poo couple fucked up creator clash

They really should've been financially set up for many years with CC1 (influencer boxing was still popular at the time it happened) but Anisa fucked everything up with CC2 a.k.a. The Anisa Show and her generally retarded spending habits. Still can't really wrap my head around how much they lost with CC2. A quarter fucking mill pissed in the wind just because Anisa wanted to get her dick sucked by influencer subhumans. And it didn't even work out like she hoped it would, how many of the people she flew out to CC2 even acknowledge her existence these days? The two non-entities Frogan and Denims are the only ones that come to mind, bottom feeders like her.

There are many ways I see this working out:

1) She gets him addicted into something cheaper but worse and then she dumps his ass with the excuse his condition gives her.

2) She cold turkeys him and acts depending on what happens: if he gets better, she will use the saved money for something stupid. Alternatively, if the combination of lack of drugs and the realization that he lost everything hits him and he gets worse, she will claim abuse and dump him.

3) They will try to get Canadian Healthcare to take care of him and we will see what happens depending on what they Canucks do.

4) Her mother puts her foot down and kicks him out regardless of the drugs because he is not rich anymore.

5) Anisa is introduced to a decently successful, middle-class Canadian by her family and dumps Ian anyway. That hypothetical Canuck might not be as rich as Ian was but he would be able to support a family regardless unlike current Ian.

6) They "get a break" from one another, Ian is shipped back to his parents and they either are effectively divorced or they just actually divorce with Ian putting zero fight and giving her everything she asks.

Those are the scenarios I foresee.

Put my money on 4).

 

[Godmode]

Do not bet on old flame. I presume that everyone of them is either married and/or knows of her crazy. Every man who was interested in her thanks their lucky stars they did not end up marrying her. If this option is taken, it will be with a moderately successful Muslim business owner that was too ugly to marry young or had not come to Canada until after she was with Ian.

Respectfully disagree. Normies don't possess all the Anus background lore we kiwis do. Also BPDs are known to love bomb their targeted victims at the start of a relationship (she did this to Ian) until they get their hooks in. Seeing as to how she is obsessed with social media, the odds she hasn't reached out to old flames are effectively zero. Plus we know Maureen doesn't like Ian and is probably encouraging Anus to get herself a real man(let) like Chris Ray Gun.

 

[PeachSmoothie]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

 

[diggersaurus]

She’s really trying to play into the “I don’t hate children and those innocent pure creatures love me (even asking me to bake 2 cakes and cookies for their birthday!) therefore I am a good person” persona now.

Also THAT CAKE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

 

[Incecticyder]

Respectfully disagree. Normies don't possess all the Anus background lore we kiwis do. Also BPDs are known to love bomb their targeted victims at the start of a relationship (she did this to Ian) until they get their hooks in. Seeing as to how she is obsessed with social media, the odds she hasn't reached out to old flames are effectively zero. Plus we know Maureen doesn't like Ian and is probably encouraging Anus to get herself a real man(let) like Chris Ray Gun.

Yes, normies might not know of everyone of her attempted hobbies but those that did know her probably know what she was up to. She was advertising herself as a booby streamer and OF model for a while so it is unrealistic to assume that word did not reach back to her home town. Every time she made the news, every time a YTer they were watching mentioned her etc etc. They might not know of everything but just the surface level is enough to scare people away. Not to mention that they can google her and find out more about her. Even innocently searching her to see what she is up to will show a lot of videos. The world is far more interconnected now that it was even a decade ago. She probably is gossiped about by the former classmates and their moms. And yes, Maureen probably reached around but I doubt anyone took her up in that offer. If one of the moms found out about Anus, the rest would follow suit through gossip. Only the most desperate would settle for an old, stinky whore that cannot cook or raise kids to be the bride of their little Pasa. Plus, again, most are either married or poor (and Maureen does not want poor).

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

She is crazy, but she also recorded pissing herself in public in a mall for a "comedy sketch"

Ethan should react to her youtube channel instead of idubbz's old content
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wtf is that haircut

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

>undercoat of the frosting
>looks like she shelled out for an offset spatula

The 'gram comments must have been significant in quantity and unanimous in their criticism.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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It would almost be admirable that she finally found a hobby that didn't involve sitting on her ass looking at social media, but it's very clear that the entire purpose of the hobby is to show people on social media that she does something other than social media. It's like she is physiologically incapable of performing any normal human function without documenting it on twitter. She took the phrase "pics or it didn't happen" literally, and she thinks she will stop existing if she logs off.