"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[break these cuffs]

I must be the biggest retard in the world because I'm only now realizing that Mister Metokur is the same person as that insufferable blowhard GamerGate faggot Internet Aristocrat, whom I had always assumed faded into the complete obscurity he deserved.

What a great day to find out that two Internet people I hate both died instead of only the one.

Don't feel bad. I had Internet Aristocrat confused for the longest time with someone else GG adjacent who had internet in their name, Internet Historian?, who shoved something up his ass out of anger one time. I didn't know who Jim was before coming to KF and wondered why everyone was so in love with some dude who shoves stuff up his ass.

 

[troonkin]

This is awful, absolutely tragic. I am, once again, reminded that Bryan Dunn is still around.

He wouldn't leave us. Some many trannies out there that need his love.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bry Bry is an honest hardworking family man, he would never lie, expecially about his good friend Jim being dead. Time for Ralph to down a shit ton of xannies and booze in order to summon the ghost of Jim like he did with Andrew Tate.

Time for Ethan Ralph to CUM ALL OVER MEDICARE'S GRAVE.
Nicholas Rekieta said it was legal to cum on James' grave!

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

If he's lying we can just bury him alive in the empty plot instead

Bury My Heart At Anime Way

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

If the store takedown is occurring because he’s dead, then why wouldn’t Jade make a post to promote it?

I don’t trust QoP, but I’m curious as to what’s going on. The hiatus feels different than the others for some reason.

 

[Desktop User2]

I cant wait for the "It was all a werk" and "Back from the dead" merch run.

 

[break these cuffs]

I cant wait for the "It was all a werk" and "Back from the dead" merch run.

No way, he left the internet forever. Serial this time.

 

[Penis]

Jim died on the 15th of cardiac arrest. Itll be announced in a few weeks on an official final post/video he made. Dont ask how I know thats all you get.

If you're telling the truth:

RIP. Jim brought a lot of laughs over the years. He's easily the greatest commentator on this side of the Internet. The world lost a real one.

If you are lying:

You are a sad, lonely faggot

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Wait, wasn't Jim's steam account active after the 15th? Unless Jade is using the account for some reason then @Bryan Dunn you're still the same lying faggot from Gamergate that I remember.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Its true. Jim is dead. Jade tossed his corpse in the potato fields as fertilizer and will be selling custom Metokur potatoes and vodka to his fans soon.

 

[Nick Obre]

Don't feel bad. I had Internet Aristocrat confused for the longest time with someone else GG adjacent who had internet in their name, Internet Historian?, who shoved something up his ass out of anger one time. I didn't know who Jim was before coming to KF and wondered why everyone was so in love with some dude who shoves stuff up his ass.

Neither Jim nor Historian have shoved anything up their asses in anger, at least not to public knowledge. But it does ring a bell, thought I can't quite place who it was. We know The Amazing Atheist shoved bananas up his ass but it wasn't out of anger, and there's that kid who had a video of him having a tantrum and putting a remote control in his ass, but he was famous for it, not before it (and may have been found year later that it was staged?).

Chyat, who is this angry ass-shover we're thinking about?

 

[Sludgeholden]

I didn't know who Jim was before coming to KF and wondered why everyone was so in love with some dude who shoves stuff up his ass.

Ever heard of amazing atheist?

 

[break these cuffs]

Neither Jim nor Historian have shoved anything up their asses in anger, at least not to public knowledge. But it does ring a bell, thought I can't quite place who it was. We know The Amazing Atheist shoved bananas up his ass but it wasn't out of anger, and there's that kid who had a video of him having a tantrum and putting a remote control in his ass, but he was famous for it, not before it (and may have been found year later that it was staged?).

Chyat, who is this angry ass-shover we're thinking about?

I think it was The Amazing Athiest. I'm like your grandad talking about the war. It's all in there, just a bit jumbled up and maybe with some blanks filled incorrectly. It was Amazing Athiest and Aristocrat that got me confusing them I guess.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I don't think I've enjoyed a single Jim stream in over half a decade and I've mostly been shitting on him and his fans when he's brought up, but I would not be glad if he's dead. He will always be at the center of mid 2010s youtube in my mind.

 

[Desktop User2]

He's easily the greatest commentator on this side of the Internet

1. Which "side" would it be?
2. He is indeed the bestest giving he did 11 streams on the same AWESOMESTRATOR bit and people still donated thousands of dollars for him to read 1488, Rama Rama and AWOOOO.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Ralph loves it when people die because dead people are the only ones that he can beat in a fight or argument.

Even that's no guarantee. Ralph lost an argument to an audio recording of David Foster Wallace, a man who's been dead since 2008. And it wasn't even close.

 

[MugolEx]

Metokur potatoes and vodka

I'd buy that for a hat.

 

[Londo]

Should of just quit for good after he did that "final" stream a few years ago. He had a lot of goodwill and the stream had a good end with that truman show clip but instead he chose to start streaming again and none of his streams after that are any good. It's just mediocre, unoriginal takes on the sektur and other drama I could not possibly give less of a shit about and now he's dying on the loli hill (literally) like wow how shameful

Holy shit even Hal is replying to this thread. Jim really is fucking dead for such an occurance to take place.

 

[yoursavior]

Jim's best stuff was prior to the COOF streams. Since then I've been iffy on the content. I'd rather he put the hilarious take in the bag rather than just repeat 4chan talking points but with a smoker laugh.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I can confirm KoP's proclamation of Jim's death. I had a very painful bowel movement and the turd tip landed at a 37° angle north by northwest. In numerology, this represents self-sufficiency (Jade being alone) and success (hat sales). North By Northwest represents the Hitchcock movie of the same name.
Conclusion: Jim was actually Alfred Hitchcock O'Shaughnessy.