Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 30 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 839 71.3%
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Elon didn't feel that way when it came to "karate practice" with Ghislaine
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You referring to this? An email between Epstein and Musk submitted as evidence in a trial.
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Rotollo 2 said:
If there is one gay retard that could torpedo this bill, elon would be the big one to make everyone realise "nah, this shit is gay and retarded"
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If they care so much about kids safety why didn't Trump use his powers to shutdown TikTok, which is basically a Chinese propaganda machine thats melting kids brains? Even Republicans supported blocking TikTok since its controlled by the CCP.

Crackersandfleas said:
You referring to this? An email between Epstein and Musk submitted as evidence in a trial.
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And Elon tweeted this odd response seemingly in reference to Epstein's email on May 29th (the day after their Kung Fu lesson on May 28th.)

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Then Elon responds to Epstein's email. Just seems really odd.
 
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Crackersandfleas said:
You referring to this? An email between Epstein and Musk submitted as evidence in a trial.
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If they care so much about kids safety why didn't Trump use his powers to shutdown TikTok, which is basically a Chinese propaganda machine thats melting kids brains? Even Republicans supported blocking TikTok since its controlled by the CCP.


And Elon tweeted this odd response seemingly in reference to Epstein's email on May 29th (the day after their Kung Fu lesson on May 28th.)

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Then Elon responds to Epstein's email. Just seems really odd.
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Kung Fu = Chinese Hooker
Muay Thai = Thai Hooker
Karate = Japanese Hooker

Pretty sure that's how it works
 
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Dickbucketz 117 said:
12 bucks for 4 bacon strips, 5 bucks for a fucking cookie and a tiny ass icecream for 6

These prices are worse than in the downtown restaurants that are tourist-oriented. If someone buys anything from this menu they're colossaly fucking retarded.

Also look at that fucking cybertruck
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My eyes could be bad, but... is that thing fucking leopard print? If so euthanize the owner and do the world an act of kindness.
 
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I highly doubt he even knows what Death Note is, like how he pretends to be hip and cool with his video game ranking shenanigans and meme posting. He probably saw the mass data on searches for "big titty goth gf" and went from there. You know, like when companies collect data so they can better know what to sell to specific target demographics.
 
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Dickbucketz 117 said:
No it's a fucking Doge print. You know, that 10-15 year old meme?
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I thought you were joking but I found a high quality picture of the car. Holy shit its actually Doge print.
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It gets worse, its not even just Doge but Dogecoin. You know, that crypto Elon has been shilling because "funny Doge" or whatever?

About 40 seconds into the video you get to see the owner too.
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I really, really want to believe its satire.
However, I watched the video and it appears that this guy is not joking.
Absolute lunacy.
 
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B said:
I thought you were joking but I found a high quality picture of the car. Holy shit its actually Doge print.
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It gets worse, its not even just Doge but Dogecoin. You know, that crypto Elon has been shilling because "funny Doge" or whatever?

About 40 seconds into the video you get to see the owner too.
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I really, really want to believe its satire.
However, I watched the video and it appears that this guy is not joking.
Absolute lunacy.
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-_- this is fucking pathetic. Humanity has lost.
 
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B said:
I thought you were joking but I found a high quality picture of the car. Holy shit its actually Doge print.
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It gets worse, its not even just Doge but Dogecoin. You know, that crypto Elon has been shilling because "funny Doge" or whatever?

About 40 seconds into the video you get to see the owner too.
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I really, really want to believe its satire.
However, I watched the video and it appears that this guy is not joking.
Absolute lunacy.
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If aliens (not immigrants, I'm talking about ETs) decide to colonize the Earth, I will plead them to brutalize the entire state of California like the Belgians did to the Congo.

Retarded billionaires like Elon must be publicly whipped for crimes against nature and humanity.
 
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B said:
I thought you were joking but I found a high quality picture of the car. Holy shit its actually Doge print.
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It gets worse, its not even just Doge but Dogecoin. You know, that crypto Elon has been shilling because "funny Doge" or whatever?

About 40 seconds into the video you get to see the owner too.
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I really, really want to believe its satire.
However, I watched the video and it appears that this guy is not joking.
Absolute lunacy.
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"First". Like he won the gayest retard contest, only because no one was stupid enough to participate in it.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
This man has like the reverse midas touch.
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I've noticed that the more Elon is personally involved with a project, the worse it turns out. Original Teslas? Perfectly fine cars, and proved that electric cars are viable at scale. The Cybertruck? Has Elon's musk all over it. Looks terrible, handles terrible, rusts if you don't wrap it, explodes if you park it near the beach too long.
SpaceX? He just complains about regulations and visits the shop floor occasionally, no involvement beyond that. X The Everything App? His Asperger's-Syndrome-induced need to name everything X caused the worst rebrand in Silicon Valley history. Annoyed his userbase so much that they voted him out of the CEO position.
CAFE Credits? Tesla's lobbyists managed to smooth-talk the Government enough to make giving free money to electric car owners a bipartisan position. The Department of Government Efficiency? Not only was it a total catastrophic failure, but in his short time in the White House he annoyed the GOP so much that they kicked him out then repealed CAFE Credits with the Big Beautiful Bill.
 
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