Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CyberInu]

He could transition to an Irishman and pass quite well, but the only women who look like that are spinsters with too many cats and not enough socialization. ... Oh.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Even though they identity themselves as 27m, my gut tells me this is a pooner.

That's a growing trend in Poonertown: identifying yourself with an m for male after the age number. Sometimes it's accompanied by trans, but often not.

They're real men, ya know. Or men "of trans experience".

 

[Dr. Butt]

I couldn't help but comb StinkyPrincess's post for more clues:

"I got an email the next day saying they investigated and determined that my conduct did not meet their professional standards. They did not go into specifics."

"I'm very confused, because I never went into the student bathroom, so they couldn't have found any video of me doing so."

"I was early every day, and I didn't do anything illegal."

He is so clearly talking around something he did by being clear about what he didn't do. It's like when someone tells their teenage daughter not to hang out with her dirtbag boyfriend and she just says "I was at Melissa's house!", not admitting that Tyler was there, too.
I wonder if he was talking to girls about their bathroom habits or talking to them while they were in there?

He writes "summer program", which means the children are likely doing activities at a school building, in the (american) football field next to the school, and in the "portables" (quonset-hut-like raised outbuildings that are extra classrooms at many suburban schools). They could even be taking short walks/bus rides over to a public park or community centre/recreation area. He likely tried to "escort" the girls' group to the [actually] non-student toilets in the way that a real woman day camp counselor would. He also definitely leads a group of little children, under-12s for sure, as he no doubt specifically requested in his application. This piece of shit absolutely carefully engineered a situation to grant himself the opportunity to masturbate to his moe fantasies after listening to primary school girls in the bathroom.

The great mystery of stinky princess, is simply that his students didn't like him, loudly, and they themsleves, or maybe the parents who they bitched about having a gross FetishHon as a teacher, looked him up on Facebook, immediately found all that incredibly incriminating shit, and were straight on the phone to the school.

Yeah but he also definitely fucking Did Something.

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[Waffle Iron]

I hope the wife is just pretending and is lining up her divorce lawyer/bugout package to make a clean break for it.

Yeah but he also definitely fucking Did Something.

I hope he spills the tea soon. He seems quite self-assured about the toilet situation, but something else must've triggered them to remove him. I think a clue is how he keeps talking about "I always came early". He never mentions he was written up for being late to work, so there is no reason to talk about this. Maybe he deludes himself that student bathrooms aren't for students only before the bell rings.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

He seems VERY confident there’s no video of him going to the student bathroom. Maybe he’s telling the truth but a) grown women shouldn’t have to go to the bathroom with you either and b) you’re a perverted sex freak who’s not even smart enough to separate work and play, you don’t need to be teaching kids anything.

Theory: Maybe this perv is skinwalking a woman teacher he likes. Then he starts dressing like her, wearing his hair the same way, etc.

Mr. Perv wants to hang out in the little girls restroom. And maybe the security cameras are poor quality and far away enough from the girls restroom for his demented mind to think that he could claim it's another teacher, specifically the one he's obsessed with. "I would never do that," he exclaimed. "You have me confused with Ms. Teacher over there; she dresses like me, don't you know? You should fire HER."

This guy had a plan, it blew up in his face, he got fired because school staff aren't face/body blind like he is.

 

[CheesyBoy]

TiF contends with nigh constant UTI symptoms, even after eleven different medical providers have told her to stop fucking taking testosterone if she wants to recover, she insists she knows better than them and states officially that "I'm not considering going off T."

"tRuSt ThE sCiEnCe!"

 

[Pho Real]

The great mystery of stinky princess, is simply that his students didn't like him, loudly, and they themsleves, or maybe the parents who they bitched about having a gross FetishHon as a teacher, looked him up on Facebook, immediately found all that incredibly incriminating shit, and were straight on the phone to the school.

They'll have mentioned that. It's why he knows to be scared of parents turning up and why it was so immediate. Its hard to immediately fire teachers for things that aren't bang to rights in black and white. This would be it.

The reason he's playing dumb is because he is so coombrained he doesn't really see his interests or publicly sharing them as bad. They'll have thrown a few other allegations out that aren't as absolutely provable, so he'll be holding those ones out to bait in comfort and ass pats.

I couldn't help but comb StinkyPrincess's post for more clues:

"I got an email the next day saying they investigated and determined that my conduct did not meet their professional standards. They did not go into specifics."

"I'm very confused, because I never went into the student bathroom, so they couldn't have found any video of me doing so."

"I was early every day, and I didn't do anything illegal."

He is so clearly talking around something he did by being clear about what he didn't do. It's like when someone tells their teenage daughter not to hang out with her dirtbag boyfriend and she just says "I was at Melissa's house!", not admitting that Tyler was there, too.
I wonder if he was talking to girls about their bathroom habits or talking to them while they were in there?

I’ve mentioned this in other threads before—it is very difficult to get fired from a public school district. He definitely did something, and probably more than something.

Spoiler: Public Schools & HR

His internet footprint shows a clear pattern of predatory behavior and may be enough to be fireable, if the district has been documenting it and following their steps of warnings and reprimands etc. There is always a clear process that has to be followed in disciplining and firing an employee. It can take months depending on what the employee’s done and how much the legal team/attorney-on-retainer has to be involved. If he was immediately terminated with no warning, he did some seriously fucked up shit involving kids, though being naked and horned up publicly on the internet still might qualify (since Islamic for sure). I would love to hear what his now-former co-workers think of him and how much sexual harassment was involved.

Spoiler: PL

Worked in public education in a previous career. One district had a tranny teacher for a year and no one liked him. Creepy af, dressed in a mix of granny and college girl but always wore dirty white sped sneakers. High school so kids openly shit on him and he quit after a year. I hope it was a direct result of teenagers being smarter than the adults in charge and bullying him out. A dime-a-dozen “sapphic” AGP tranny with an IG and YouTube channel where he did pole dancing and read tarot. Another former educator was banned for life from teaching for sexual harassment of a co-worker. She refused to stop showing her tinder hookups to a married male teacher who filed a complaint both to the district and the state. District fired her after getting legal involved, and state permanently revoked her teaching license. Due to the nature of her behavior she wouldn’t be able to teach in any state either.

Whatever the exact reason this freak got fired, he isn’t innocent and doesn’t have a case. The district definitely has their ass covered legally and made sure it was air-tight before acting since they likely knew he would pull a tranny “I’m the victim” freak out.

If any farmers want to be autistic enough to follow long-term, his case may have been reported to the CA state board of education. Educator discipline can take years to investigate, build, and hear a case, but if they take action (and sexual involvement of any kind often results in some) he will hopefully lose his teaching license and the details will be public record.

 

[monstrous bubo]

What’s worse - being rejected by your family, your friends, or your algorithm? Let’s find out together, and maybe grow and become better people!

Contestant no. 1: Septh_Stangelous


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I (38 MtF) started my journey to fully transition Jan 31st this year. My (36 F) partner has fully supported me as we started dating 9 years ago when I was non-binary. Well, I came out to my family last week, and to say it was a disaster is an understatement. My sister (40 F) called me a child abuser and said she now suspects i was trying to "poison the minds of her kids" (21 M, 17 F 13 M), whom had no clue, and my mother (68 F) said I can "stay the fuck away until I grow up and stop pretending". So, yeah, officially an orphan at 38. It sucks.

Why this rejection is completely unreasonable: he is a fully rounded adult interested in politics, current affairs, having sex with random men, and caging his penis.

Contestant no. 2: HannLTX


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Curious if I’m overreacting or not.

I’m 29, 4 months on E. Me and my (cis) best friend got into a bit of a argument last night about transitioning and in a quick snap he said ‘putting E in your body won’t make you any less of a man’. I didn’t say anything just left the call and when I messaged him this morning talking about what happened this was his response.

Curious to if you peeps think stuff is ok. I don’t wanna cut of ties since I don’t have many other friends :/

Why this rejection is completely unreasonable: HannLTX is a handy friend to know. He is equally adept at modding a gaming laptop and mending his latex fetish gear.

Contestant no. 3: Solar_Corona


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So, I saw someone talking about their experience on the 'her' app, on this subreddit or maybe another, a few weeks ago.
And now I've had my account frozen.

It's either some Terfy brainworm, or honestly? More likely, I've refused to self-select as an idiot to way too many catfish.

Love

Why this rejection is completely unreasonable: At 38 he is finally giving up Lego (albeit because of the Harry Potter sets) and can devote more time to having his non-existent cervix checked on the NHS, and to BDSM.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I’ve mentioned this in other threads before—it is very difficult to get fired from a public school district. He definitely did something, and probably more than something.

Don't forget, male and female teachers get fired (and rightfully so) for having an Onlyfans or 20-year-old porn videos online. This man's reddit and other social media honestly could be enough to justify termination, especially since he's not even a teacher, but a summer camp counselor.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I find it a little sus that he knows where all of the cameras are. Maybe he has great situational awareness but I doubt it, he’s probably pushing the boundaries of what he can get away with, without witnesses. He had his defense prepared.

Maybe he was asking his coworkers if they needed any tampons, right after getting done pissing on the seats to get back at the cis scum ruining his life. Or he was joining in on the kids’ private conversations and making it weird as hell instead of minding his business.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

We have a reveal!

Holy shit. That's call me "Valerie"? Good luck wid dat. He's going to be a Most Repulsive Tranny contestant eventually. Yow.

He does have a true and honest Christian brother there. Who has a big heart and genuinely cares. Hopefully he'll remember that when everything goes to shit later.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Does he mean he had two different roles within that school or that he’s employed at two different places?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Contestant no. 1: Septh_Stangelous

This is the worst of the trio. Calling yourself an orphan is all sorts of cracker wild. Also, the amount of bondage stuff really makes me think they are desperate for "Master" or really anyone to acknowledge them kinda like "sluts" find their self worth on their backs.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I love going back through these people's accounts to verify the veracity of their claims.

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He's a supposed Christian. He has threads on r/Christianity praying for God to give him a husband.
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Bare-faced. Imagine being his future chaser husband and you wake up to this.

Every. Single. Time.
Fun fact: it's a gay guy so I bet you he's using troonery to drown out the shame and self-loathing he feels for being same-sex attracted. You're not supposed to say this as a Christian, but I'd rather these people simply apostatize than try to pervert a religion's teachings to soothe their own conscience.

This man has the downward-sloping outer eye corners of an upper-class pedophile.

I clicked on the videos of people dying thread one time

one time

wuss

 

[Lioden4551]

Pooner gets ghosted on her birthday

 

[Stan]

That's a growing trend in Poonertown: identifying yourself with an m for male after the age number. Sometimes it's accompanied by trans, but often not.

They're real men, ya know. Or men "of trans experience".

The identifying everyone involved in a scenario by 27m or 19f or whatever is a Reddit thing. Apparently the redditors can't help you unless they know your exact age and the genders of everyone involved in your problem.

I've set up some kinda email alert or something because Reddit keeps emailing me about content like this:


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File this one under "Oh it would have been fine if you rejected me but not for the obvious reason that I'm trans, a fucking mess, and I don't have the genitals you want."

Comments are all hugboxing lil pooner and assuring her she's a real boy no matter what the women she wants to date thinks. And also that it's not "valid" to have a "no trannies" dating policy ofc.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

It's probably a lot more irritating when youre in it.

Yeah I can have sympathy for teenagers and young adults who come from very Christian families and just aren't feeling it, not even because they're atheists but just because they're not all that gung-ho about Jesus all the time. I'm sure it can get grating, and there's nothing wrong with a little rebellion there. But this nigga is 35+ years old. If you can't let your family saying grace or "Jesus loves you" slide off your back, and just accept it in the spirit in which it is meant, then you are probably a miserable prick and/or autistic.

Anyway, Valerie Heather is my new favorite minor troon and I can't wait to see where our lady's journey takes her! Two female names is twice the woman!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The identifying everyone involved in a scenario by 27m or 19f or whatever is a Reddit thing. Apparently the redditors can't help you unless they know your exact age and the genders of everyone involved in your problem.

I've set up some kinda email alert or something because Reddit keeps emailing me about content like this:

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File this one under "Oh it would have been fine if you rejected me but not for the obvious reason that I'm trans, a fucking mess, and I don't have the genitals you want."

Comments are all hugboxing lil pooner and assuring her she's a real boy no matter what the women she wants to date thinks. And also that it's not "valid" to have a "no trannies" dating policy ofc.

You gave her a mean look? That’ll teach her!
I love watching these Reddit “gotcha” answers fail IRL.

 

[FinnSven]

File this one under "Oh it would have been fine if you rejected me but not for the obvious reason that I'm trans, a fucking mess, and I don't have the genitals you want."

Christ, they are worse than creepy men for not hearing and understanding the word no.

This classmate should have pepper sprayed her and hoofed her in the crotch.

That way she would experience what it’s like to be a real slimy pervert who refuses to understand no means no.

 

[Kyff]

Pooner gets ghosted on her birthday

I ctfu at "it's been, like, five years". Girl, I thought you were ranting about something that happened at the weekend
Yjk the other girl agreed out of politeness and was trying to find an excuse to keep the freak away from her. I hope she had a nice day with her boyfriend