Sam Hyde

Heaven forbid more than one person disagree with you.
Not to mention a lot of us have been in this thread for years and have seen the Marky shit rehashed hundreds of times already, at least one of those times involving Null writing walls of text trying to get everyone to hate Sam. It always comes down to to Sam didn't break any laws but he's a super icky nasty freak!!!! It's pretty tired at this point. Nothing new is going to be uncovered by discussing it and no one's opinions are going to change.
 
Not to mention a lot of us have been in this thread for years
Don't worry, I didn't NOT think you guys have been jannying sam's image for him (for zero dollars and zero cents, no less!) for years. You make that incredibly clear lmao
What’s not weird at all?
Maybe if you read the entire post before kneejerk replying with the first gotcha that came to your mind, you would know that what is not weird at all is that sam hyde is a father figure to many wayward men raised by single mothers, and so naturally flock to his defense the moment a markypost is made. If it's no big deal, why does sam refuse to comment on it? Why is it banned from fishtank TTS?
 
If it's no big deal, why does sam refuse to comment on it?
Apply Occam’s Razor to the situation and try to think clearly for a second, if you can.
If it’s no big deal, then why should Sam comment on it any more than he’s commented on the numerous accusations that he’s had sex with trannies or that he has an Asian baby momma? Should I start a new rumor that Sam is secretly a unicorn and take his silence on the matter as unshakeable confirmation?
 
Apply Occam’s Razor to the situation and try to think clearly for a second, if you can.
If it’s no big deal, then why should Sam comment on it any more than he’s commented on the numerous accusations that he’s had sex with trannies or that he has an Asian baby momma? Should I start a new rumor that Sam is secretly a unicorn and take his silence on the matter as unshakeable confirmation?
You ask to apply occam's razor, but then make an argument ad absurdum. If sam has nothing to hide or be ashamed of, he should own his detractors by markyposting himself, showing he is aware of the criticism but doesnt think much of it. You DO understand that markyposting is only as big as it is precisely because he refuses to acknowledge it, hides it, bans it, etc. Right?

Queesechake did make me aware of RI's bizarre age of consent laws, which I was ignorant of. So, now that a lot of sam hyde fans here have made it clear that it's NBD to fuck a high schooler and it shouldn't be considered taboo, I ask: Why does Sam Hyde disagree with his own fans on this?
 
but then make an argument ad absurdum.
How is it argument ad absurdum to point out that Markyposting is but one of dozens of accusations levied against Sam with similar amounts of patchwork he-said-she-said detectivework, none of which he has ever addressed? Assuming all of them are false, what makes this lie more special than any of the other lies conjured by the insane methed-out mind of Channing?
 
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Sam Hyde does something mildly cringe inducing. Null gets boner and does a full episode about it on his podcast, analyzing micro expressions, cluster based observations, and behavioral analysis from a 14 second clip. All dozen fans of the podcast come into the thread showcasing their demented brains which are incapable of understanding sarcasm, nuance and any other indirect communications. People with Sam Hyde inspired usernames marky post like they're the next Albert Einstein. People get mad. Nothing happens. And that was just page 350
 
How is it argument ad absurdum to point out that Markyposting is but one of dozens of accusations levied against Sam with similar amounts of patchwork he-said-she-said detectivework, none of which he has ever addressed?
Once again you are invited to *read* the rest of the post before knee-jerk posting the first gotcha that comes to mind...

What's with this fixation on single mothers and Sam being an "e-daddy father figure"?
Whats the problem, Wax? Feel seen?
 
You are similarly invited to explain why Sam is any more obligated to respond to this specific accusation against his character any more than he is the numerous other ones I’ve cited.
Okay, so I will instead repeat myself actually:
If sam has nothing to hide or be ashamed of, he should own his detractors by markyposting himself, showing he is aware of the criticism but doesnt think much of it. You DO understand that markyposting is only as big as it is precisely because he refuses to acknowledge it, hides it, bans it, etc. Right?
Is English YOUR second language, perhaps?
 
Okay, so I will instead repeat myself actually:

Is English YOUR second language, perhaps?
You know what’s an even simpler solution than this convoluted “I’m going to heckin OWN my detractors” train of oneupmanship? Just ignoring them entirely. You know, like he’s doing right now.

I wonder if you similarly advise someone who’s been doxed and swatted to broadcast their home address as loudly as possible to epically own the haters.
 
Whats the problem, Wax? Feel seen?
Nope. I have a loving mother and father. Something tells me you cannot say the same, otherwise it wouldn't be on your mind all of the time and strangely always in connection to Sam Hyde.

One has to wonder what Sam has personally done or said to offend you to continue this bizarre crusade against him.
 
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