Business Colbert Relentlessly Mocks Parent Company Paramount, Trump, and Its Just-Approved Merger With Slew of Pee Jokes

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By Charlie Nash


The Late Show host Stephen Colbert ridiculed the merger deal between his show’s parent company Paramount and Skydance on Monday with a slew of pee-related jokes.

Reacting to the FCC’s approval of the merger, which came after Paramount settled a lawsuit with President Donald Trump for $16+ million and canceled Colbert’s show, Colbert mocked:

"I’m thrilled for everyone at Paramount that the deal went through and very excited for our newly-announced, official combined Paramount-Skydance stock ticker name, which will go from PARA to PSKY. Soon, PSKY will blast hot, streaming content right in your face with hits like Yellowstone, Yellowjackets, and a full variety of water sports. I predict PSKY will become synonymous with number one. PSKY: A pitcher of warm entertainment."

He continued, “After months of delay, the deal was finally approved by FCC chairman and brilliant handsome man who Paramount officials described as ‘liquid sex’, Brendan Carr. Commissioner Carr knows that our show was losing tens of millions of dollars and Trump did not have anything to do with the cancelation, as he explained on Fox News.”

Colbert then played a clip from Fox News where FCC Chairman Brendan Carr was asked, “Did President Trump have anything to do with the cancelation of Stephen Colbert’s show?”

“Well, here’s what’s important to keep in mind is a broader dynamic. When President Trump ran for election, he ran right at these legacy broadcast media outfits and the New York and Hollywood elites that are behind it,” answered Carr. “Look at what’s happening. NPR has been defunded, PBS has been defunded, Colbert is getting canceled.”

Last week, Colbert tore into Paramount for handing Trump millions of dollars after laying of thousands of employees.

“Last year, Paramount laid off 2,000 employees, then cut another several hundred just last month,” he said. “Firing that many people and then handing over 36 mil to a guy who is putting your neighbors in alligator camps, all because of a lawsuit that your own lawyers said was completely without merit, if that’s true, it would make CBS morally bankrupt. Also, bankrupt.”

The Late Show host also responded to Trump’s celebration of his cancelation with a, “Go fuck yourself!”

Watch above via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
 
Weird thing is CBS just chose not to renew his contract because he wasn't funny, and this video is proof.

@Gandhi's Left Hook

It was funny and creative when Conan did it since NBC decided they wanted Leno back on at 11:35 PM.

 
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So in the 1990s I kept seeing comericals for this HBO movie

This isnt the trailer, but its close enough



The late show was born from johnny leaving and fued between letterman and leno.

It makes sense for CBS to just call it quits

Whats thrown me is the history of these companies and their parent companise

Because remember UPN? they wanted to make nigger shows but paramount owned the rights to star trek

just like how CBS stole colbert from comedy central only for comedy central parent company to buy CBS parent company

Honestly just cancle the cbs show and give him money to make a the colebert report back on CC.
 
Look bud, I hate to break it to you, but you are a human like everyone else.

If you are bad at your job, you get let go. Take some responsibility, try to improve, try again

Just like every other American has to

You aren't special

huh but the whole show is ending not just him hosting it
Yeah nobody watches TV anymore.

Lots of shows get canceled. Like no one is complaining about I dream of Jeannie getting canceled or some random radio show from 1940

It's outdated, it's time to go. This ego trip that these Hollywood people are attached to, this boomer-ass need to cling to shit that is no longer relevant is pathetic
 
Like no one is complaining about I dream of Jeannie getting canceled or some random radio show from 1940
I am, and enough people didn't like it to the extent that I Dream of Jeannie got like 3 reunion movies

But that was actually a funny television programme about an American hero astronaut and his hot enserfed genie not Mr Two Scoops
 
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