Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[PsychedelicDiamond]

It was probably covered in one of the videos, but I'm curious where this guys friends are. I know adults that play shitty pranks on their friends, and a lot of them end in someone at least getting injured, but no one gives a shit because it's adults. What's the deal with this guy choosing to do this to his kids? If he did this to his friends and filmed it he could have a 1 million+ sub channel without any of the controversy. Did he prank away all of his interpersonal relationships or something?

He probably just hates his kids.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Did u see their twitter page the night this all blew up the landwhale was balling uncontrollably while a news story played in the background about her forging papers to get custody of the kids. (maybe it was a youtube video playing). Fuck YEA.

It wasn't a news story--it was a video of the biological mother of Cody and Emma playing in the background.

Yeah looks like this thread is going to be one of the ones where we have to work around Dynastia.

@I_Am_Honor_Roll @tehpope if you have archives of the videos in the OP, send me them or put me on LiveLeak so there's an easier way of hosting them.

Late, I know.

I'll throw them on my YT account and link it when I get out of class.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

does anyone wanna see a daddyOFive fan page https://twitter.com/team_do5?lang=en

theres also two hastags #teamdo5 created by DO5 and there is also #savethemartins started by autistics fans

 

[Southern Belle]

Brief commentary from a licensed therapist.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

lol how do I english?

 

[Erica]

I'd really like to see his YouTube demographics. It seems like the only people who'd enjoy these videos are 13 year olds and under, or older adults that really, really hate children.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I'd really like to see his YouTube demographics. It seems like the only people who'd enjoy these videos are 13 year olds and under, or older adults that really, really hate children.

your right there

 

[CWCissey]

Also, I just noticed that this guy is also named Phil. There's Phil the potato tranny, there's Manbaby Phil who sucks at video games and life in general, pretentious hipster Phil Fish and now this guy. The most intriguing part is all of them are massive assholes.

They should be gathered, be put into a one single small room together, then observing them and see what would happen. Maybe a battle royale would ensue.

Phil is the new Scott!

 

[The Iconoclast]

I'd really like to see his YouTube demographics. It seems like the only people who'd enjoy these videos are 13 year olds and under, or older adults that really, really hate children.

Well, we already know that 13 year olds seem to love it.

But maybe even sadistic pedophiles are in his audience. Who knows?

 

[AnOminous]

I'd really like to see someone try the "it's just a prank bro" defense to child abuse.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

They mention in this one that Cody has played with fire in the bathroom (and then proceed to blame him for a school fire that never happened). They’re all gonna burn to death in their sleep.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

They mention in this one that Cody has played with fire in the bathroom (and then proceed to blame him for a school fire that never happened). They’re all gonna burn to death in their sleep.

don't piss off a ginger

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'd really like to see someone try the "it's just a prank bro" defense to child abuse.

In a court of law? That would be interesting.

"How does the defense plead?"

"It was just a prank, brah!"

 

[Mossy]

Did anyone save the "Cody bad at school" video? I missed that one, but apparently he was cutting/scratching up his arms at school [symptoms of excoriation disorder and anxiety], and he was fucking being berated, torn down, yelled at. The camera was shaking because of how hard the father was laughing. It was close to 30 minutes.

But don't worry guys, just a prank bro, even though you can clearly see his fucked up arms in the video. Just a prank bro. Fake.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Cody's fucked. I don't see a bright future for him at all.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Keemstar is a faggot.

Also, the sky is blue.

 

[HighwayOverpass]

Did anyone save the "Cody bad at school" video? I missed that one, but apparently he was cutting/scratching up his arms at school [symptoms of excoriation disorder and anxiety], and he was fucking being berated, torn down, yelled at. The camera was shaking because of how hard the father was laughing. It was close to 30 minutes.

Yeah, that video was pretty bad. I could only watch for about 4 minutes of the screaming before I had to turn it off (it gets bad around 8 minutes in, that's where I started watching and it was just really disturbing). At one point Cody starts scratching his arm again while that inbred fuck is screaming at him, so it's kind of a dead giveaway that it's from anxiety or something, and most definitely NOT acting.
He even put a fucking soundtrack on it. Because y'know, whenever you feel the need to yell at your kids, you better grab the camera so you can edit it for Youtube.

I believe I saw it in the list of archived videos that @Lyssa posted but I can't remember what page that was on in the thread but here's another reupload of it that I found:

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Did anyone save the "Cody bad at school" video? I missed that one, but apparently he was cutting/scratching up his arms at school [symptoms of excoriation disorder and anxiety], and he was fucking being berated, torn down, yelled at. The camera was shaking because of how hard the father was laughing. It was close to 30 minutes.

But don't worry guys, just a prank bro, even though you can clearly see his fucked up arms in the video. Just a prank bro. Fake.

here https://archive.org/details/DaddyOFive-youtube

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

here https://archive.org/details/DaddyOFive-youtube

294 videos total, keep in mind that the oldest video was listed as 10 months old. A video was being posted pretty much daily.