Re: howdy fellas! What are some good American things to do around here? - From: Rawhide Kobayashi

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rawhide.webpName : Rawhide Kobayashi ( send an email )
Age : 27
Country : Japan
Hobby : BBQ sauce, Cowboy hats, being Rawhide
Posted : September 24, 2011 ( Saturday )

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
 
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Well partner, first thing you do is you eat the biggest juiciest red steak you can! Anything under 64 oz is pussy shit! Wash that down with a Big Gulp cup of Mountain Dew, the kind of cup you can go swimming in! Now that you’re all full and have quenched that thirst, we gotta get you some guns! No trouble at all! You can just walk into certain stores and buy them over the counter! And if you’re a felon don’t you fret! That just means you’re limited to only owning five guns!
 
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Patrick Not-Star said:
Are the Japanese aware that not all US states are like Texas?
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Texas is clearly the most exotic and appealing part of America. It's like the most fetishized state by foreigners

Anyways can someone give me tutorial to develop a Southern accent? I need it for masturbatory career reasons
 
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