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They can’t really do that since 4chan is essentially the epicenter of Markyposting. They only really have this thread or the Fishtank Reddit.
Sam Hyde
- Thread starter EyelessMC
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I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.
The Admins of the Kiwifarms forum have finally decided to move Sam Hyde 'offa the Multimedia subforum to the lolcow section, on the grounds that he is "a gay theater kid who's insecure about his masculinity" and "had too sex with too many teenagers" and "might also be fucking men".
BULL.
FRIGGIN.
HORSE SHIT.
As you can see we are FURIOUS with the fact that our hero, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded SAM HYDE-HATERS.
BUT.
That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.
NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!
Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here.
I want every Sam Hyde 'fan' who is reading this to get the word out!
I want you to tell every other Sam Hyde 'fan' out there, every 'fanatic', every artist, every 'follower' of Our Guy about this. Tell your friends who are also Sam Hyde 'fans' if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the 'spirit' of Sam Hyde alive!
Make more 'fanart', make more 'videos', 'block the haters', 'praise Sam Hyde' like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.
The 'transfer' of Sam Hyde from one section of the forum to another is but a 'minor cut' on our 'flower of greatness', my 'friends'! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the 'pollen of this flower'! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their 'crimes'!! Rejoice, my fellow Sam Hyde Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!
THIS will be his ultimate victory!
The absolute subjugation...
The Admins of the Kiwifarms forum have finally decided to move Sam Hyde 'offa the Multimedia subforum to the lolcow section, on the grounds that he is "a gay theater kid who's insecure about his masculinity" and "had too sex with too many teenagers" and "might also be fucking men".
BULL.
FRIGGIN.
HORSE SHIT.
As you can see we are FURIOUS with the fact that our hero, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded SAM HYDE-HATERS.
BUT.
That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.
NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!
Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here.
I want every Sam Hyde 'fan' who is reading this to get the word out!
I want you to tell every other Sam Hyde 'fan' out there, every 'fanatic', every artist, every 'follower' of Our Guy about this. Tell your friends who are also Sam Hyde 'fans' if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the 'spirit' of Sam Hyde alive!
Make more 'fanart', make more 'videos', 'block the haters', 'praise Sam Hyde' like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.
The 'transfer' of Sam Hyde from one section of the forum to another is but a 'minor cut' on our 'flower of greatness', my 'friends'! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the 'pollen of this flower'! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their 'crimes'!! Rejoice, my fellow Sam Hyde Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!
THIS will be his ultimate victory!
The absolute subjugation...
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4chan is also the epicenter of retards. Really makes you think.
Israel's Top Guy
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I am of the belief that excessive guntguarding of any lolcow in their thread should be treated as off topic.
Look how shitty this thread is when detractors try to post in the relevant lolcow thread. I have to put up with pages of copes and autisticly pitbull them into submission with the same handful of points until they finally give up and admit they just want to keep their hugbox.
Im SORRY that this WAS in the multi media section, but it ISNT anymore. Fuck off at any time and stop shitting up this LOLCOW thread with your ballwashing of the subject.
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Imagine writing this, formatting it, and posting it while claiming the other side are the ones who are obsessed lol.
Chev Chelios
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Do threads on here usually just rehash the same stuff ad infinitum?
Israel's Top Guy
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That post was actually funny, unlike anything sam hyde has made since happy world daddy, and you felt seen enough to respond to it accordingly. Lol
Wax
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That's what happens in dialogues. You're on a forum. If you want a monologue to post things into the void where nobody can disagree with you then you're in the wrong place.
You do.
People telling you to fuck off because you're retarded doesn't mean they want a hugbox.
Be honest, what shade of brown are you?
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Seeing as how @Israel's Top Guy just started posting after Sam's appearance where he said he actually is racist and antisemitic, point blank no room for comedic argument, and given Israel's Top Guy's prior knowledge of MDE dating all the way back to Happy World Daddy, and given that Israel's Top Guy never posted here before, I've come to the conclusion that Israel's Top Guy is one of those retarded brown or jewish fans who thought Sam was being ironic the whole time. When he found out his e-daddy actually is unironically racist and anti-semitic, his brown/jewish feelings finally couldn't take it anymore and he had to lash out in the Sam Hyde thread that he never posted in prior, and let the WHOLE WORLD KNOW that Sam Hyde is a rapist.
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BingBongDingDong
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This thread hasnt been good since before page 630. Its been a gay back and forth between faggots and queers. Think about it; thats almost 100 pages of slap fights lmao.
Kripolkripa
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Sam Hyde deriding Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin while sponsoring the wigger retardation of Joeyy and the like... the daddy issues really are quite deep-seated, I guess.
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Kripolkripa
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It is funny. I just think it's interesting/ironic that Sam has this apparent aim of being a paragon of white culture and then proceeds to shit on all music that isn't ultra niggerfied.
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I think it has more to do with his pure hatred of everything boomer than it has to do with the music itself and who could blame him?
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Sam had a public Last Fm profile a long time ago that showed everything he listened to. It was all east coast rap, electronic and soundtracks. No rock of any era.
Killer Nigger Extreme
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No it’s more like since page 400, fishtank brought the lowest of IQ spergs into the arena.
raisinlove
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all of these zoomer faggots wouldn’t be here if the Jews didn’t decide smoking needed to be illegal everywhere and menthols were somehow appealing to 8 year olds. The big lie about cigarettes and dip made so many enraged faggot nerds who will never know the soothing chill of nicotine and probably will never find a partner as a result
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I still can't believe that Sam ruined Nick's big break into Hollywood. He was right there.
Sneedifarms
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I don’t know how to break it to you, but all rock music is just old nigger music with a coat of vaguely white paint on it. Especially shit like Led Zeppelin.
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Not once, but twice. He had to work his way up from the bottom once more, and he truly thought he'd be Nick "Hollywood" Hogan, and as he was having that plaque engraved it was snatched from him.