Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 492 10.1%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.2%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,826 37.5%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,225 45.7%
  • Total voters
    4,865
Honestly I think the Wikipedia page should stay since he is/was a pretty big figure in the streaming world, but I don't know how to say that in a way that's acceptable to wikipedia jannysperg standards (and I don't wanna expose myself by making an account there to argue about it). I agree with this post that argues for it but doesn't go into gunt guarding territory:
Keep — Since the 2022 deletion, the article’s subject has won two awards for streaming content and gained notoriety for his political activism. Adding a section on his Heartbound game also contributes notability, and is a suitable replacement for having an entire separate article about the game.I find the accusation of 'an obvious attempt to circumvent ... prior consensus' fails WP:AGF, and the conclusion that the previous threads 'collectively [establish] that Wikipedia should not cover this topic' infers too much. One thread is recent but establishes that an entire article on its topic would be excessive, but that doesn't imply that a subsection of another article wouldn't be an appropriate way of documenting it until/unless it gains more notability; the other is three years old and clearly predates significant events increasing the subject's notability.
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I suspect the ploy in taking a vacation, assuming for the sake of theory that he IS viewbotting (there's no substantiation currently, but I've been aware of a loophole where streamers would have someone they know personally viewbot their streams on their behalf so as to create plausible deniability with Twitch, and Khronos is the type to absolutely do that because the bigger a streamer Jason becomes, the bigger a janny he becomes by extension), is that when he comes back he can blame the vacation for the drop in views instead of being immediately exposed for viewbotting.

Alternatively, he's hoping to find another functional source of viewbots during this week off, one which isn't being detected by Twitch's systems.
 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
I can't find any specifics like "where" or "when", but Mald claims he dropped out of his mystery entomology college after 3 years :story::
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Why did he even get into college for entomology in the first place? Trick question, he's an aimless niggerbrain with the soul of an Indian and daddy's credit card, that's why

I like the theory that he only attended that college for the sole purpose of fucking around in Second Life. Feels like that might actually be the absolute funniest potential reveal in this entire thread.
WilliamDeLaPole said:
His writing, especially these particular examples, reek more of early 2000s deviantart "Penguin of Doom! XD LOLsorandom" than anything edgy or 4chan adjacent.
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Everything he does is so unbelievably half-assed, I'm surprised that he even possesses an entire ass to eat.

I've actually got more to rant about regarding Heartbound's prologue. The prologue is the only decent bit of writing and character development in the entirety of Heartbound. In fact, those first ~15 lines of dialogue are so decent compared to everything else that I choose to believe he stole it from somewhere. No evidence, just gut feeling. Because, you can kinda see where he's trying to take the dialogue, kinda see what Baron's relationship is to Lore. The dog's dialogue has him act like an escapism machine with the way he says fantastical shit to take Lore's mind off of things. So I can excuse Baron being cringe in the prologue in the same way you can excuse the FF10 laughing scene for being cringe - it's cringe on purpose. The point of Baron is that he ultimately makes Lore smile. The point of Tidus doing fake-laughs is so that he can have some real laughs just a minute later. It's some genuine writing, for a few minutes... until Heartbound casually shits itself with the worst inspection text at the wrong times, as well as many, many more obnoxious little tone-killing sins.

Plus, when you realize that the dog is fucking dead, rather than feeling deeply attached to the subsequent search for Baron's magic crystals or whatever, you just end up feeling that the dog's death is on the same level as an enemy in The Last of Us tragically screaming a random name when you blast his friend's head off with a shotgun. You never really knew them, but the game is trying really really hard to manipulate you into feeling bad anyways. Same thing with the random shit that goes on in the furry level - just loads more surface-level emotional manipulation. Genuinely feels like he wrote a quick draft with extremely basic one-line plot advancements, spent 8 hours putting the draft into GameMaker because he has to work with gigantic hideous lines of code full of magic numbers just to make it work, then realized that rewriting everything would require him to untangle the shitty magic numbers-infested code, so he decided it was perfect anyways and gave up on expanding the first draft any further. Jason GameEnds Ferrets has worse work ethic than most fanfiction authors.
 
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Harm said:
I suspect the ploy in taking a vacation, assuming for the sake of theory that he IS viewbotting (there's no substantiation currently, but I've been aware of a loophole where streamers would have someone they know personally viewbot their streams on their behalf so as to create plausible deniability with Twitch, and Khronos is the type to absolutely do that because the bigger a streamer Jason becomes, the bigger a janny he becomes by extension), is that when he comes back he can blame the vacation for the drop in views instead of being immediately exposed for viewbotting.

Alternatively, he's hoping to find another functional source of viewbots during this week off, one which isn't being detected by Twitch's systems.
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I think there's three things happening right now, each influencing him into this break.

1. The viewbotting is 99% what it is, the ferret rescue was a way for him to get a massive amount of viewers on a stream that made sense to never chat since "muh charity you're leaving it on at night"
This type of content is the shit that twitch hates and have always hated because you're not engaging with the streamer and it can easily be abused. Which is why they hated the sleep streams also, if you're sleeping with a stream of someone else sleeping, you're not actually viewing the ads and the main issue with viewbotting is that it hurts the perceived audience that advertisers are reaching and what they're paying for with their faggot marketing budgets greatly out the ass to support.

2. The sexual harassment getting brought up on top of the recent roommate interview. IF you watch Quintheo's newest video then you would know that there's been so many brigades of gayops recently like someone "fake" threatening to sue Quintheo and claiming to be mald. Several people have been entering Quin's discord server and have been explicitly requesting for doxxing information just so they could pin this shit on Quin and claim he was doxxed by them. This is another way to try and pivot away from mentioning Kiwifarms. This also is because mald needs to gunt guard his shitty opsec and get more pity bitties in his gnome dildo from his mods. mald is in panic mode (again) about how none of the controversy is dying down and it keeps getting worse (I fucking wonder why dipshit.)

3. Those two points being said, I expect mald to attempt to do more gayops even here and try his fucking damnedest to keep his shitty wikipedia tabloid up, and he cannot do that while showing his face on camera for 12 hours a day because he most certainly WILL fuck it up and people will notice him making sock puppets. So I say get ready for another dozen room temp accounts and get your milk machine ready boys. :)
 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
(Preservetube)

(where's the next ex-roommate interview?)
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>NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE DOXXING!
Why is doxing bad? Because Mald doesn't want you to repost certain information about him?
Shouldn't you stop making inflammatory videos about him, then? Clearly, he doesn't want that information out there.
Is it because doxing could lead to people harassing him in real life? Couldn't speaking about him at all lead to that?
Your videos portray him as a bad person, which could encourage a radical individual to show up at his house and hassle him.

P.S. Isn't Mald a l33t haxor who could never be doxed?
 
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harbringer883 said:
He should probably go to bluesky at this point.
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Bluesky would eat him alive for talking to asmongold.
They have an insane purity spiral over there and would pick him apart.
You very much have to be fully in the cult to be accepted.

Hit Squad said:
It was all to do with a virtual war played out on second life and in particular, the Woodbury College server site.
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He was willing to play 22k a year to try and get into their second life server moderation team and fuck it all up?
This is absolutely unhinged. It's very on point for him as a sociopath nepobaby.
 
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The Tall Man said:
>NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE DOXXING!
Why is doxing bad? Because Mald doesn't want you to repost certain information about him?
Shouldn't you stop making inflammatory videos about him, then? Clearly, he doesn't want that information out there.
Is it because doxing could lead to people harassing him in real life? Couldn't speaking about him at all lead to that?
Your videos portray him as a bad person, which could encourage a radical individual to show up at his house and hassle him.

P.S. Isn't Mald a l33t haxor who could never be doxed?
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Thats where you're wrong bud.

Mald is a L33t H4X0® with 7 years experience in Blizzard, and being 2nd generation Blizzard Employee. And was called upon by FBI for his L33t H4X0® Blackhat skillz0r
He single handedly solved puzzles which took teams of proteges to solve,
His game could run on a smart fridge, Nay, a smart watch even.
 
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The Tall Man said:
>NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE DOXXING!
Why is doxing bad? Because Mald doesn't want you to repost certain information about him?
Shouldn't you stop making inflammatory videos about him, then? Clearly, he doesn't want that information out there.
Is it because doxing could lead to people harassing him in real life? Couldn't speaking about him at all lead to that?
Your videos portray him as a bad person, which could encourage a radical individual to show up at his house and hassle him.

P.S. Isn't Mald a l33t haxor who could never be doxed?
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The hilarious thing is that he literally reposted instructions on how to dox him.
 
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Poisonbreath said:
I don't believe for a second that this vacation will stop him from keeping an eye on things and deleting or banning, though.
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I am happy to announce that Mald's vacation includes watching the discussions to delete more posts.

I expected a little more time before he showed it was bullshit, has it even been a full 24 hours since he posted that?
He's genuinely incapable of logging off, his idea of a vacation is apparently to continue malding at comments mocking him. What a fag.
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Hakase Shinonome said:
You mean thinking long and hard for two minutes while suspiciously having his phone out? I guess that's solving it. He used the calculator app, clearly.
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Oh and dont forget how he solved a puzzle in Animal Wells
with only 1/8th the clues available.
which took tens of thousands of players working together on reddit for 1 month to solve the puzzle WITH all the clues.
 
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