No one in the history of modern society has ever been more oppressed than
@slungus22. I even heard they once got kicked out of a movie theater just because they wouldn’t stop talking on their cellphone during the movie! Can you believe they can just ~
silence~ someone like that in this day and age FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER? When will the madness end??
@slungus22, you truly are the Rosa Parks of the modern era. Future generations will look back at your story and realize what a hero you actually were for
daring to exercise your right to be a disruptive retard with nothing of value to add to the conversation whenever the opportunity presented itself. Keep fighting the good fight fellow Redditor, you
will be vindicated by history! Inshallah!