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Eddie Riggs

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The African Union.
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A little Jewish boy goes up to his Jewish father and says: "Dad, can I borrow fifty dollars?", his father looks down and says: "Forty dollars? What the hell could you possibly need thirty dollars for? Oy vey fine fine here's the twenty dollars."

One week later:
"Son, do you have the sixty dollars I lent you?"
 
A Jewish man is walking through the park, when he sees a friend of his - also Jewish - sitting on a park bench, reading a pamphlet of some kind. As he approaches his friend, he notices a prominent swastika on the front of it.

“Hey, why are you wasting your time on that garbage?”

His friend looks up and replies, “Well, our papers are full of terrible news: wars, economic problems, antisemitism. But I always feel better when I read this sort of thing, because it says we have all the wealth and power and rule the world!”
 
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