Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 500 10.2%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,841 37.5%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,245 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,908
I know you're talking about Queertheo in your post but I want to highlight Mald's crocodile tears when it comes to doxing. Here is Mald in the past bragging about how he puts fake doxes of himself on the Internet and says that he doesn't care if you find his address because he has known where he lives ionger than the doxer:
He says "sites that contain doxxing."

What sites would he be speaking of? I can only think of this one and Doxbin, and last I saw the Doxbin post contained his literal full credit report, so I doubt it's unreliable. Worth noting in relation to this statement however that there was an alleged attempt at psyopping the thread.

I don't think he even understands the technobabble he's pushing out half the time.
 
So, Jason learnt that this drama isn't worth it and stopped responding?
Considering that he obsessively searches for himself online and can't help but fix his image constantly, as evidenced by the dozens of comments he leaves behind on every little insignificant video and the false copyright strikes he keeps shitting out, I'm expecting the opposite. He's more likely taking time off so that he can work on the biggest, ugliest work of lies he can possibly muster. Could be a video, could be some gigantic Google doc or two, could be everything all at once, we'll see. He's a busy bee when it comes to anything but being a useful member of society.

Also, when he comes back, he'll put on his big boy soyjak mask and act like Maldavius hasn't been malding nonstop, but we all know he's grinding his teeth and spending countless hours seething over everything he's lost.
 
Finally got through this. Shitty video for the most part where I'd argue Quintheo plays right into Mald's tactic and that repeated apologies are not going to help. Mald lied about Quintheo and his community and tried to get his videos and server taken down. Mald is trying to intimidate Quintheo and impact his income and Quintheo tries to play nice because he thinks that's the appropriate thing to do.

This was not worth the "7 hours of editing" and an hour of talking in circles to repeatedly say "We don't condone doxing and it never happened to begin with." Mald and his khronies cannot be placated so it's not worth trying. Every interaction they do is in bad faith. The video isn't "bad" aside from being absurdly drawn out but this isn't a trial, you don't have to literally plead your case. Say it didn't happen, point out how Mald's "proof" is nonsense, make fun of Mald for being a toothless nepobaby that will miss his next patch deadline and move on to the part 2 of the coworker interview.
The fact that this is what he turned out after nearly 5 days is pathetic.
The video did not need to be that long or detailed, the people that hate Mald and the ones that like him dont care about the evidence.
 
Times of India
We already have them giving doctors and engineer degrees stamped by the government for a few hundred bucks to any Saar within 3 days time.
I wonder how little it costs to buy an article from a Jeet proclaiming you to be anything. Probably 4-5 dollars.

Apparently there is a digital card for Mald somewhere. Can't find it though


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Some great foreshadowing in this clip (I don't know how to archive these, somebody let me know please):

Jesus I'm trying to eat, censor that shit.

There's a yt-dlp thread somewhere I think but I can't go find it right now. I will download it from 1:41:50 to 1:50:00.
yt-dlp --download-sections "*1:41:50-1:50:00" 'https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2500055415'
I'm not sure yt-dlp actually parses out timestamps so well with Twitch VODs so I will have to get the whole stream and cut it out.


That ferret pic is horrific... thank you for archiving it. I hate you.
"A rising tide raises all ships."
I hate this. Wonder where he heard that and parroted it from.

So, Jason learnt that this drama isn't worth it and stopped responding?
He is incapable of learning. He will be back at it, he is just going to avoid it for a week to pamper himself and restore his ego mana reserves
 
Imagine the potential if you had the files for this horrifying little thing. I can picture having a jointed 3D print that you photograph and digitize to turn into a DOOM monster the classic way. You'd also have it for all the parodies you could want. Are these actually fans? If so they are owning him unintentionally with these drawings and models, this thing is scary lol
 
There's no explanation for why you have to have one, and I've never seen another game jam that has that rule. The link goes to a sample design doc that details how the game works and the basic game design logic behind it (I wish I could upload the pdf here to archive it). It might be a way to filter out AI slop games or something, but since Mald is involved I can only assume the worst. Maybe he keeps the doc open on his second monitor so he can act out Animal Well-style "wait a minute..." moments while playing, maybe it's so he can easily "borrow" a game concept if he likes it enough.
Reading through the design document, it seems to make the design VERY specific, you have to make it on game maker, and this sorta style, bla bla bla.

Honestly while its not stealing ideas (EA has done this and it was covered in a followup episode IIRC, they ran a game jam and to sign up you had to allow them to steal ideas) I'm sure its still for reasons

The design strikes me more as kneecap design so nobody can make anything TOO cool and show up Jason lmao
Reminds me how ross talked about graphic snobs as "clockwork hypocrites". Except hes just a clockwork hypocrite for no reason

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Just something funny I found... In 2017 Maldy was editing IP/completely anonymous wikiautist's user pages warning them that'd he go cry to the admins if they didn't stop vandalizing the heartbound page:story:
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Imagine the potential if you had the files for this horrifying little thing. I can picture having a jointed 3D print that you photograph and digitize to turn into a DOOM monster the classic way. You'd also have it for all the parodies you could want. Are these actually fans? If so they are owning him unintentionally with these drawings and models, this thing is scary lol
The perfect custom monster for the next KFDOOM community project.
 
A rising tide will continue to raise all ships until morale improves:
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That is a really good clip compilation. He just says selfless-sounding, profound-sounding bullshit for the sake of boosting his image and nothing more. What did he do when his streaming/YT career gave him a fat stack of cash? Spend it on a ferret-Auschwitz, as if that's 1. necessary 2. somehow helps his community at all (all ships) and 3. nobody would ever remember and point out that this cunt is a huge furfag for specifically ferrets. Nothing he's done has given jack shit back to the community. And I sure as fuck don't count the game jams he's hosted; he put zero dollars and zero effort into that shit, doing nothing but watch his community scramble before him.
 
So, Jason learnt that this drama isn't worth it and stopped responding?
Maldavius and "learned" are mutually exclusive. His broken personality is a fixed variable; it hasn't changed in 20 years. More likely than not he's masking hard as fuck right now, protecting his collapsing revenue stream, but that mask will fall again.

This is just the eye of the storm. With enough shit-talk on his name, he will respond.

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You heard the man, keep it up!
 
Was he fucking jerking off around 2:27?? he had "ads in progress" so maybe he figured he was alone???

God this guy is SUCH a lolcow ffs

Also I'm starting to think a thread JUST to accumulate Mald memes might be good, theres so many songs, animations, compilations, you-tube poop type things....Nick reiketa had that at one point because the memes were just TOO MUCH. Maybe its not QUITE on that thresh-hold yet, but it feels close
 
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Also I'm starting to think a thread JUST to accumulate Mald memes might be good, theres so many songs, animations, compilations, you-tube poop type things....Nick reiketa had that at one point because the memes were just TOO MUCH. Maybe its not QUITE on that thresh-hold yet, but it feels close
Maybe if Mald ends up significant enough to become a main topic, he'll get an entire forum section to himself and lots of threads like that? Might take either a nuclear crashout/temper tantrum or discovering a lot of really lolcow-y orbiters around Mald, though.

I, for one, am holding out hope. Mald is really similar to DSP, so it'd be fun to see who's the penultimate lolcow between the two.
 
Apparently there is a digital card for Mald somewhere. Can't find it though


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Some great foreshadowing in this clip (I don't know how to archive these, somebody let me know please):

You'll have seen the screenshots above. I thought I'd brave the Maldcord again and retreive the images for our own entertainment. I snatched these images and gifs of our Mald and Saviour from his holy sanctuary. Use as you will.

Oh, and the hideous mix of ferret and Jason... they call them Thorrets. Kill me now please.

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Why does he reject the name his daddy gave him? :story:
Probably because Jason is the name his mother gave to him. I'm guessing at that, but I reckon I'm right given his mother complex.

God sacrificed his only son and gave us free will just for us to turn around and do... this.

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You know there's a golden version of this? Like the golden calf... from the bible... story of Moses... Have a look in my Haram Spoiler, two posts up.
 
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