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Is that actually true? If Chernobyl (the TV show) taught me anything it's that the USSR would NEVER ask the US for anything, not even remotely controlled garbage-removal robots to clean up radioactive waste that was actively killing them.
Well Chernobyl played fast and loose with facts a lot of the time for effect, but that doesn't stop it from being an excellent dramatization of the event. To my knowledge they did but it was likely more of a polite if overly optimistic side comment than a serious request. At any rate shortly thereafter the Soviets began a casual partnership with the US at least in regards to space that began with the Apollo-Soyuz rendezvous and docking.
 
He rambles about it in his movie review where he sperged hard about it

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Lets break this down, the reason we haven't gone back to the Moon is because we've learned all we can for now, it's very expensive to just fly there for shits and giggles. The picture he's talking about, is from the training exercise three people were taking part in before they actually went to the Moon. The "guy on the Moon" by which he means NEIL ARMSTRONG, operated the camera, it was a Westinghouse TV camera that was attached to the MESA (Modular Equipment Stowage Assembly). Armstrong set up the camera through a lanyard which deployed the MESA with the camera attached to it and then Buzz Aldrin (the second Astronaut who went with Neil and would be the second person to walk on the Moon) turned on the camera from inside the ship.

This is why the Internet should require some kind of IQ test before use it. It stops retarded shit like this from being spread around.

FUN FACT: The picture in question of the three Astronauts "on the Moon" without their helmets was a picture of John Young, Thomas Mattingly, and Charles Duke. Two of the thre (John and Charles) would eventually end up going to the Moon. The picture itself was taken in February in 1972 where the would end up taking their trip two months later in April.
 

PIZZAFORNO - ATM PIZZA​

(07/30/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=i57_see2ZQI
I actually thought the entire thumbnail was some horrifying meme, but no, it's real. I know automats are a thing, but something about Pizzaforno horrifies me. Of course Jack would unerringly choose to waddle towards one right outside of a car dealership.

As for their quality, it just looks worse than the frozen shit you can heat in the oven. Or worse than Little Caesar's personal stuff.

I'll give credit to Jack here, I did not know this was a thing. I also have to now blame him for knowing of Adam Smith's cruel mistake.
 
Lets break this down, the reason we haven't gone back to the Moon is because we've learned all we can for now, it's very expensive to just fly there for shits and giggles. The picture he's talking about, is from the training exercise three people were taking part in before they actually went to the Moon. The "guy on the Moon" by which he means NEIL ARMSTRONG, operated the camera, it was a Westinghouse TV camera that was attached to the MESA (Modular Equipment Stowage Assembly). Armstrong set up the camera through a lanyard which deployed the MESA with the camera attached to it and then Buzz Aldrin (the second Astronaut who went with Neil and would be the second person to walk on the Moon) turned on the camera from inside the ship.

This is why the Internet should require some kind of IQ test before use it. It stops retarded shit like this from being spread around.

FUN FACT: The picture in question of the three Astronauts "on the Moon" without their helmets was a picture of John Young, Thomas Mattingly, and Charles Duke. Two of the thre (John and Charles) would eventually end up going to the Moon. The picture itself was taken in February in 1972 where the would end up taking their trip two months later in April.
the big reason we don't go back to the moon is there is fuck all there, why bother with all that expense for some shit tier minerals we are not short of already.
 
I can't stand moon landing deniers. You know who didn't deny the moon landing? The fucking USSR who we were in a cold war with at the time :story:
It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
/mati
Moon landing denial is more of a European thing in my experience. Most Americans don’t question it.

I’ve met otherwise completely level and sane Europeans that will die on the mountain that USA had never been to the moon.

I have no idea why Jack latched onto it. My best guess is that he’s taking an approach of offering a broad swath of conspiracies in order to gain agreement on at least one fringe topic in order to gain partial consensus with a larger amount of people than one “good” conspiracy idea.
 
Moon landing denial is more of a European thing in my experience. Most Americans don’t question it.

I’ve met otherwise completely level and sane Europeans that will die on the mountain that USA had never been to the moon.

I have no idea why Jack latched onto it. My best guess is that he’s taking an approach of offering a broad swath of conspiracies in order to gain agreement on at least one fringe topic in order to gain partial consensus with a larger amount of people than one “good” conspiracy idea.
Because if WE got to the moon, then those commie bastards went into outer space before us (the first man in space was Yuri Gagarin) and that means America isn't NUMBAH 1 at everything which is a deep state AI psyop engineered to sow dysentery among Americans by Kallama Harry and Ghislaine Maxwell with the endgame being to usher in new strains of polio from south of da border.

Or he recently found out the moon isn't made of CHEEZE and has soured on the whole concept.
 
Moon landing denial is more of a European thing in my experience. Most Americans don’t question it.

I’ve met otherwise completely level and sane Europeans that will die on the mountain that USA had never been to the moon.

I have no idea why Jack latched onto it. My best guess is that he’s taking an approach of offering a broad swath of conspiracies in order to gain agreement on at least one fringe topic in order to gain partial consensus with a larger amount of people than one “good” conspiracy idea.
I'm not countering your comment about most Americans not questioning it, because they don't. However there are a couple of distinct groups that do question it(one basically being an even dumber version of the other).

Moron fundies who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe and that god has put some protective shell around it, aka "the firmament" that nothing can get through and keeps air from leaking into the vaccum of space

And then there's flattards who believe all of the above, but also that the Earth is flat and "the firmament" is simply a dome over it, and the world governments prevent travel to the ice wall that wraps the edge of the Earth, keeping the oceans from spilling out and of course that's also where "the firmanent" touches the ground like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

I'm not going to explain why both of these are obviously fucking retarded, but I wouldn't be surprised if Fatty fell into the first camp. Lump that in with the usual conspiritard "I'm special because I know something I shouldn't know, and you don't" bullshit, and it fits Fatty's MO perfectly including why he never actually explains anything.
 
Jack for some reason is obsessed with Fort Knox

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the big reason we don't go back to the moon is there is fuck all there, why bother with all that expense for some shit tier minerals we are not short of already.
moon has ice. ice means rocket fuel. we could develop rocket fuel on the moon and use it as a launching port for future space travel so the job can be done easier
 
moon has ice. ice means rocket fuel. we could develop rocket fuel on the moon and use it as a launching port for future space travel so the job can be done easier
No, far more important. Helium-3 which is rare on Earth but which the moon's dust layer seems to have in abundance. It's the perfect potential fuel for nuclear fusion reactors because it doesn't produce dangerous levels of radiation or require immense heat to 'burn.' If everything shakes out, the moon might actually be the key to the future.
 
I actually thought the entire thumbnail was some horrifying meme, but no, it's real. I know automats are a thing, but something about Pizzaforno horrifies me. Of course Jack would unerringly choose to waddle towards one right outside of a car dealership.

As for their quality, it just looks worse than the frozen shit you can heat in the oven. Or worse than Little Caesar's personal stuff.

I'll give credit to Jack here, I did not know this was a thing. I also have to now blame him for knowing of Adam Smith's cruel mistake.
On a recent trip to Vegas I was in Caesars Palace and saw they had a robot that would make and serve a "milk and cookies" dessert. Basically you could watch the robot arm grab a cookie shaped into a cup and then pour milk into it and serve it. I knew it was overpriced, would be ass, and it was a dumb tourist trap gimmick but I thought it was fun to try for the novelty. I was right on all counts. The cookie wasn't very good (texture wise in particular), the milk wasn't cold enough and started to seep out, and I threw it out after a few bites. However, I got a few laughs out of the absurdity of it all and a video to share with friends. Unlike Jack though I was under zero pretense that it was going to be good and I wouldn't have pretended to turn it into a "review" of the cookie because anybody watching would have known exactly how it tasted. Jack on the other hand drove an hour, and didn't actually review them at all and just instead relied on Tammy (not shocking). I don't get how that equals Jack "reviewing" anything.
 
Jack for some reason is obsessed with Fort Knox

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I hope someone shows him a golden shower.

No, far more important. Helium-3 which is rare on Earth but which the moon's dust layer seems to have in abundance. It's the perfect potential fuel for nuclear fusion reactors because it doesn't produce dangerous levels of radiation or require immense heat to 'burn.' If everything shakes out, the moon might actually be the key to the future.
Helium in general is vital for a lot of scientific research and medical applications and we're gonna be looking at a massive shortage in the not-too-distant ... present. All those idiots using it to blow up balloons or talk in a high pitched squeaky voice aren't helping. Of course one or two birthday parties isn't gonna bring medical science to a screeching halt, but take a few billion people every year wasting it on stupid shit, and yeah, that adds up every decade.

Jack's strokes and hospital visits aren't helping either. He should be jobbing NASA's knob for more space ventures. Thooough extraterrestrial mining probably won't happen in any of our lifetimes. :heart-empty:
 
Of course there's also going to be all of the other stupid costs associated with it. Even if you made $4 a sale, you'd need to sell 50 a day for 545 days straight just to pay for the fucking machine, nevermind the property, utilities, permits, and somewhere else with appropriate frozen food storage(you'd need a pretty good size walk-in if you're selling 50 a day) and all of those associated costs, and still have to deal with maintenance and pay someone to stock the stupid thing(or do it yourself) as well as your main storage being in a location where you can receive deliveries from a truck so someone needs to be there for that as well.
And this is assuming the machine isn't destroyed by ghetto groids or the like before you even pay for the machine. That's probably why this one is in a car lot, because those generally have security of some sort 24/7.
Lets break this down, the reason we haven't gone back to the Moon is because we've learned all we can for now, it's very expensive to just fly there for shits and giggles.
There's really nothing up there that isn't down here, so it would have to be something we both needed and needed specifically from the Moon. Maybe a megaproject to mine rare earth minerals, which we aren't in any position to do right now, or Helium-3, which we won't really need unless fusion becomes an economically viable thing. Similarly, that would have to be a megaproject beyond our current capabilities.

Why would we send people there? So they can hit a golf ball again?
 
Because it's still a hell of a lot more worthwhile activity than some of the shit we waste gigantic amounts of money on down here.
Almost anything (currently) that would be useful to do there can be done with machines. Having an actual permanent presence there may make sense at some point, but it really doesn't now.
 
Almost anything (currently) that would be useful to do there can be done with machines. Having an actual permanent presence there may make sense at some point, but it really doesn't now.
I just want to say the N word on the moon.

Almost anything (currently) that would be useful to do there can be done with machines. Having an actual permanent presence there may make sense at some point, but it really doesn't now.

Imagine an entire planetoid without Jews or jeets…..don’t tell me there is no value in that…
 
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Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.

At 3:33 in the pizza ATM video, Jack does another of the most repulsive laugh sounds he's been doing lately that's like a wet fart. I can't even figure out how air is travelling through his face or what to make a noise like that, but seems like it's new, since his last stroke.
 

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Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.

At 3:33 in the pizza ATM video, Jack does another of the most repulsive laugh sounds he's been doing lately that's like a wet fart. I can't even figure out how air is travelling through his face or what to make a noise like that, but seems like it's new, since his last stroke.


Jesus Christ that’s the widest, fattest ass I’ve ever seen. It’s comically huge. :stress: :lit:
 
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