Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Big Fart Bart]

Now thats a depression meal. 2 bits o' dry corn.
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Lol, this is the kinda stuff that men cobble together to eat while crying when their lives have completely fallen apart and shes bragging about it.

 

[BinaricHate]

Now thats a depression meal. 2 bits o' dry corn.
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I can't explain it well but everytime she takes a photo of food on a plate none of it... "looks real".
Just looking at this activates some primal fight or flight instinct in me. This doesn't look real. This looks like if chatgpt could use photoshop and you told it to make this photo. It doesn't look like it was made by a human. It looks like if you asked a skynet type robot to come up with the most optimal, efficient, bare bones "human food" imaginable. "Beep boop human you are to be served one corn cob and one portion of ribs beep boop I have run the calculations and it has all of the nutrients and proteins for your continued survival beep boop. Human males demand more protein than human females so they get one extra portion of meat beep boop"
Couldn't you have made like a pan sauce or something? Or maybe put some ketchup on even? Maybe make a butter sauce for the 'cobs?

I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why is the plate always so clean looking? I've never seen anything like this in my life!
Check out these medium rare chops she made a few months ago. Same fucking thing. Look at the placing of those fries. The whole thing feels so lifeless, dull, robotic and soulless. Much like her onlyfans now that I think about it

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

A small spelling mistake shouldn't annoy me this much but it does. This woman can't do anything right. You could tell her to kill herself and she'll shoot of a brain tumor or something.

I didn't even want to comment on it but it is so fucking half-assed again to not fix that typo before sending her bullshit out to the world.

I can't explain it well but everytime she takes a photo of food on a plate none of it... "looks real".
Just looking at this activates some primal fight or flight instinct in me. This doesn't look real. This looks like if chatgpt could use photoshop and you told it to make this photo. It doesn't look like it was made by a human. It looks like if you asked a skynet type robot to come up with the most optimal, efficient, bare bones "human food" imaginable. "Beep boop human you are to be served one corn cob and one portion of ribs beep boop I have run the calculations and it has all of the nutrients and proteins for your continued survival beep boop. Human males demand more protein than human females so they get one extra portion of meat beep boop"
Couldn't you have made like a pan sauce or something? Or maybe put some ketchup on even? Maybe make a butter sauce for the 'cobs?

I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why is the plate always so clean looking? I've never seen anything like this in my life!
Check out these medium rare chops she made a few months ago. Same fucking thing. Look at the placing of those fries. The whole thing feels so lifeless, dull, robotic and soulless. Much like her onlyfans now that I think about it
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Throwback Thursday? I remember she even claimed that obviously store-bought slaw was home made in another tweet.

 

[Ozul]

I can't explain it well but everytime she takes a photo of food on a plate none of it... "looks real".
Just looking at this activates some primal fight or flight instinct in me. This doesn't look real. This looks like if chatgpt could use photoshop and you told it to make this photo. It doesn't look like it was made by a human. It looks like if you asked a skynet type robot to come up with the most optimal, efficient, bare bones "human food" imaginable. "Beep boop human you are to be served one corn cob and one portion of ribs beep boop I have run the calculations and it has all of the nutrients and proteins for your continued survival beep boop. Human males demand more protein than human females so they get one extra portion of meat beep boop"
Couldn't you have made like a pan sauce or something? Or maybe put some ketchup on even? Maybe make a butter sauce for the 'cobs?

I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why is the plate always so clean looking? I've never seen anything like this in my life!
Check out these medium rare chops she made a few months ago. Same fucking thing. Look at the placing of those fries. The whole thing feels so lifeless, dull, robotic and soulless. Much like her onlyfans now that I think about it
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Maybe food that's made with hate rather than love just looks like that. Cursed.

 

[Trans Randy]

Now thats a depression meal. 2 bits o' dry corn.
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If I've said it once, I've said it 1488 times.
Anisa Jomha x Ethan Ralph.
Make it happen, Anisa. To own da Ayyylawgs with your Five-Star Day meals (BISH!).

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Maybe food that's made with hate rather than love just looks like that. Cursed.

the kid sized portion of fries doesnt help. you just know the bitch really cut up and fried exactly one (1) potato and not more cuz its gonna look fancy before she forces ian to give half his portion to the dogs

 

[James Brown]

Now thats a depression meal. 2 bits o' dry corn.
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everyones talking about the corn being dry and not the fact that's there two whole cobs of corn on the plate. next to like 4 measly ribs. nothing else. i thought this bitch was a nutritionist, or is corn her safe food?

 

[Godmode]

If I've said it once, I've said it 1488 times.
Anisa Jomha x Ethan Ralph.
Make it happen, Anisa. To own da Ayyylawgs with your Five-Star Day meals (BISH!).

Such a union would disrupt the space-time continuum and usher in the Anti-christ.

everyones talking about the corn being dry and not the fact that's there two whole cobs of corn on the plate. next to like 4 measly ribs. nothing else. i thought this bitch was a nutritionist, or is corn her safe food?

There's nothing wrong with it, but wtf does Anus feel the need to post the most banal meals as if it's a fucking Michelin star dish? Wow you can boil corn Anus? Slay it trad queen.

 

[Carlnapoleon]

You forgot the part where she got him to buy her expensive boob implants only to get them removed shortly after.
Absolutely frivolous behavior. She and her husband didn't realize his money and fame was a finite resource that they actually had to pay attention to if they were going to larp as wealthy liberals. Now that they don't have any money she's trying to play it off as if things are better this way. It's kind of annoying.

U wouldnt get it chud WE wanted to be broke to own the basement dwellers

 

[TokiBun]

everyones talking about the corn being dry and not the fact that's there two whole cobs of corn on the plate. next to like 4 measly ribs. nothing else. i thought this bitch was a nutritionist, or is corn her safe food?

Yeah why not do Mac n Cheese, potatoes, anything?!
Anisa please stream your thread has turned into a cooking thread it's so boring.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

She has bought some expensive candles. Over 100$

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>covers herself in tats to be "alt"
>buys candles at anthropologie
You will never be a real hipster anisa

it looks like a 1970s rental that's fully furnished. that's probably an original shitville set of wood drawers. that's gold strip mirror edge was a staple of the old built in closets.

they're starting to live like their fashion 'sense' says they do.

I think its their furniture. They had a bunch of mid-century modern stuff and they drove a moving van into Canada.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

U wouldnt get it chud WE wanted to be broke to own the basement dwellers

The chuds have cleaner, fuller and more cozy basements

 

[Boss Bass]

poor ian.

Should have just taken the money and opened Simple Ian’s dog rescue. Like a more autistic saveafox

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Where's the butter? Who eats unbuttered corn?

Is not that bad...

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Why are BPD gimps so fucking pathetic?

weak beta males. with bpd girls you have the best time of your fucking life if you arent a wimpy loser or you want to wife them up.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Is not that bad...

 

[Mr. Johnson]

The sardines candle is salt and olive oil scented... just why????

I know the answer to this one, lads!
It's a new tiktok trend

Allowing a dog to lick your mouth is disgusting but in the case of Ian it's just a small drop in a very large pond of bacteria.

I really, really do not get people who let dogs do that. I like dogs, i pet dogs, i don't mind if a dog gives my hands a lick but this is one thing that makes me go "Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?!" immediately. Doesn't even seem to be a rare thing amongst dog owners. It's repulsive, first off it's an animal, secondly that dog tongue licked dog ass, dog dick if you have a male dog and who knows whatever else. It's absolutely disgusting. Sorry for the sperg but it gets my goat every single time.

It can also fuck you up real bad.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mans-legs-amputated-after-dog-licks-lead-to-infection-family-says/

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/02/health/amputation-dog-lick-ohio-woman

 

[Surfin Terf]

If I've said it once, I've said it 1488 times.
Anisa Jomha x Ethan Ralph.
Make it happen, Anisa. To own da Ayyylawgs with your Five-Star Day meals (BISH!).

They both hate (((Zionists)))

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Ralph would unironically be the perfect match for Anus, he would shut down a lot of her stupid ideas and maybe beat the shit out of her like she wants, hes not muslim but he is so loud and obnoxious he may as well be one, he just needs to be rich but who needs money when you have Da Gunt™ tax free (bish).

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Is not that bad...

It's alright i guess, i only eat unbuttered/unseasoned corn when i am dieting and it is at least edible. The ribs ain't look half bad either. It's ribs, hard to fuck them up and make them not tasty. They actually look good enough that it makes me wonder if it was actually someone else who cooked them (Maureen?). Anisa's plating definitely sucks. Pretty sure those are pork ribs as well, how very 8% muslim of her.

Edit: Nah, fuck this, had another gander at the pic, those ribs look like shit, definitely made by our three star chef. Sorry for being retarded.