Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 208 8.4%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 221 8.9%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 799 32.2%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 468 18.8%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 521 21.0%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 266 10.7%
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BinaricHate said:
I can't explain it well but everytime she takes a photo of food on a plate none of it... "looks real".
Just looking at this activates some primal fight or flight instinct in me. This doesn't look real. This looks like if chatgpt could use photoshop and you told it to make this photo. It doesn't look like it was made by a human. It looks like if you asked a skynet type robot to come up with the most optimal, efficient, bare bones "human food" imaginable. "Beep boop human you are to be served one corn cob and one portion of ribs beep boop I have run the calculations and it has all of the nutrients and proteins for your continued survival beep boop. Human males demand more protein than human females so they get one extra portion of meat beep boop"
Couldn't you have made like a pan sauce or something? Or maybe put some ketchup on even? Maybe make a butter sauce for the 'cobs?

I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why is the plate always so clean looking? I've never seen anything like this in my life!
Check out these medium rare chops she made a few months ago. Same fucking thing. Look at the placing of those fries. The whole thing feels so lifeless, dull, robotic and soulless. Much like her onlyfans now that I think about it
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Just realized that after all this time making fun of Greasy’s attempts at food photography THIS is the best she can do. She might be trying here and these plates are exclusively for social media posts and hence the only ones she cleans.
 
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She is so lame millenial coded, it's hilarious.

You know that type of adult who is trying really hard to be cool with the kids? When it's a parent embarassing their kid it's kind of cute, but with Anisa you just know she's tryharding for her own sake. Turns out you don't need to keep up with the trends to be considered cool/suave/fashionable, you just need confidence and a good sense of presentation. Bonus points for being genuine when it comes to your hobbies and interests.

Some funny observations:
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Clothing that reveals your stomach was big with zoomers, but zoomers are already aging out of it.
Notice how she is pulling her stomach in but also leaning slightly forward so the ugly shirt drapes are covering her more.
Ugly and badly fitting top honestly.

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Her arm and hair in the photo are positioned to hide any unflattering shape of flabby upper arms.
It's also a good pose to squish your tits and hide your waist, to achieve a more appealing shape.
Notice the slighly odd shape of her right wrist in this photo, could be a bit photoshopped, might be an awkward angle.
Country fair tier bracelets and watch with 0 style.

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Vacant stare and open mouth, ew.
Her hair type is thin, and with extra weight it's being dragged down to stick to the skull and accentuate her unflattering head shape.
Random Cinamoroll phone case makes her look like a tiktok TJmaxx shopper.
Wonky looking eyebrows, possible shooping.
 
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This is the most vapid shit ever, she's a "modern women be like" shit post at this point. And, again, how does she make her hair look shit in every post? She looked kinda cute with it in the first hair extension post if you disregard the trash tattoos and the wonky eye but just look at this shit. You can clearly see how it's not her real hair with how she drapes it over her shoulder. First the washing of food with soap, now the fake hair... is she turning into a black woman?
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She's either skinwalking Pokemane or the other whore Hassan was supposedly dating in the New York times article, Valkerie.
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Can totally see it in the second pic, could be Anisa's much prettier, younger sister.
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Random Cinamoroll phone case makes her look like a tiktok TJmaxx shopper.
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Word.
 
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