Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%

  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%

  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%

  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%

  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%
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Erica said:
But if I think about it, I feel like the mom is worse. The dad comes off as woefully immature but the mother seems just horribly vindictive.

Watching the Disney Land video, the dad seems legitimately disappointed that they decided not to being Cody (I'm not legitimizing his abuse with this, just that he seems to have a conscience somewhere deep down). But the mother doesn't even want to give Cody the time of day and thinks that ostracizing him will somehow fix him. You can see this attitude in other videos where she yells "you're the only one in this family that can't take a joke."
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During that video she even says Cody would just bring everyone else down. Who says this about a kid? Even if it's not your own. And I assume the kids watch all the videos. Imagine if Cody saw his stepmom say that. That's fucking awful.
 
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Eddward said:
During that video she even says Cody would just bring everyone else down. Who says this about a kid? Even if it's not your own. And I assume the kids watch all the videos. Imagine if Cody saw his stepmom say that. That's fucking awful.
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Given that she outright told him "I love you, but I don't like you." in one video, I doubt it would even be much of a surprise or different from how he's treated every day. She's a straight up Disney evil step-mother who resents "the gingers" because they aren't hers.

Michael would never be a good father in any sense of the word, but he comes off as just thoughtless bully. His wife's targeted vindictiveness towards her stepchildren is another thing entirely.
 
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Mutie said:
Given that she outright told him "I love you, but I don't like you." in one video, I doubt it would even be much of a surprise or different from how he's treated every day. She's a straight up Disney evil step-mother who resents "the gingers" because they aren't hers.

Michael would never be a good father in any sense of the word, but he comes off as just thoughtless bully. His wife's targeted vindictiveness towards her stepchildren is another thing entirely.
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Michael is the only one between the two with even a modicum of redeemability. He's a self-unaware hick, the kind who thinks anything he does is a good idea. His landwhale is a malicious piece of shit. When she says "It'd be funny if them gingers fell down them there steps" he has to point out "What? No."

She actually said something so heinous that it took him aback, prompting him to set the record straight. It makes me wonder how much of a shitheel Michael wouldn't be if his wife wasn't enabling him.
 
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Idk if anyone has posted this here yet but this is by far the most informative video that I've found on this family of inbred hicks


All the other videos I've seen basically just show the same three clips over and over again for ad money
 
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Lyssa said:
You can see she really cares for those children. Brings a tear to my eye.

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/855090098458832896

"It would've been even funnier if one of them gingers rolled down the steps"
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HighwayOverpass said:
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Part of what's so disturbing about this one is that it seems like Cody is accused of everything in the hopes that something sticks.

"This is the paper from last week!"
"Um, no it's not..."
"...You were scraping your arm?!"

How could you think it was the paper from last week if new events were clearly detailed on it? Or does it seriously take Daddy two minutes to read a sentence?
 
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Southern Belle said:
birthdate doesn't match up.
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That's not him, but he is a sex offender. He was never charged though. He molested his sister when she was a child. They had no contact for years. The only reason she has "forgiven" him now is that she wants money. He was making good money from You Tube, and she wanted a piece. She is getting married and has no money of her own, so she was hoping they would pay for it.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Michael is the only one between the two with even a modicum of redeemability. He's a self-unaware hick, the kind who thinks anything he does is a good idea. His landwhale is a malicious piece of shit. When she says "It'd be funny if them gingers fell down them there steps" he has to point out "What? No."

She actually said something so heinous that it took him aback, prompting him to set the record straight. It makes me wonder how much of a shitheel Michael wouldn't be if his wife wasn't enabling him.
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CK Official said:
Idk if anyone has posted this here yet but this is by far the most informative video that I've found on this family of inbred hicks


All the other videos I've seen basically just show the same three clips over and over again for ad money
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Nevermind. Michael is human garbage. I anticipate the day he's beaten to death with a ballpoint hammer.

The fucking dogs would make for a better set of parents than these two fucking failures.
 
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CK Official said:
Idk if anyone has posted this here yet but this is by far the most informative video that I've found on this family of inbred hicks


All the other videos I've seen basically just show the same three clips over and over again for ad money
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It throws me off that the guy is doing a bad impression of Rick from Rick and Morty.
 
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CK Official said:
Idk if anyone has posted this here yet but this is by far the most informative video that I've found on this family of inbred hicks


All the other videos I've seen basically just show the same three clips over and over again for ad money
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I don't know whats more disturbing, the psychological torment Cody has due to Mikes "pranks" or that he collects funko pops
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daddyofivesucks said:
That's not him, but he is a sex offender. He was never charged though. He molested his sister when she was a child. They had no contact for years. The only reason she has "forgiven" him now is that she wants money. He was making good money from You Tube, and she wanted a piece. She is getting married and has no money of her own, so she was hoping they would pay for it.
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did his sister do a livestream as well or something? i can't believe i missed the molestation story (not surprised though, he has that smarmy look about him)
 
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